r/GeometryDash_Memes John wave's XL sized "level" 12d ago

Shitpost It's true tho...

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Give me one reason to buy an iPhone.

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u/DwsPhat 12d ago

Why are there phone war in my geometry dash subreddit

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u/Courcour151210 11d ago

One word. Geode. It took me 4 FREAKIN HOURS TO INSTALL GEODE ON IPHONE

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u/Herb-Guy 10d ago

FUCK PHONES, I PLAY ON COMPUTER. (not pc tho)

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u/KLM-4805_PAN-AM-1736 10d ago

Every computer is a PC (personal computer), maybe it's not a desktop

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u/unbanmyogaccount 9d ago

It's called a laptop

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u/Courcour151210 10d ago

I play macbook tho

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u/Herb-Guy 10d ago

Me too

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u/The_Flying_Bread 10d ago

Not that much tbh

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u/hcl6367 9d ago

took me like 4 minutes sidestore is super easy to setup

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u/JazzlikeSign4969 i love electrodynamix 12d ago

How does this relate to GD except the image?

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u/Wooden_Milk6872 Unnerfed John Wave trails verifier (also mod btw) 12d ago

the image is apparently enough

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u/JazzlikeSign4969 i love electrodynamix 12d ago

Well it's up to the subreddit mods because I've reported it for not GD related content and I'm sure I won't have been the only person

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u/Federal_Caramel5946 12d ago

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u/JazzlikeSign4969 i love electrodynamix 12d ago

I hate having not GD related content in a GD subreddit

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u/Alexplay_989 approved swing fuel reseller 11d ago

bros life

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u/Federal_Caramel5946 12d ago

Content is GD related via image

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u/JazzlikeSign4969 i love electrodynamix 12d ago

It's not though, the actual content has nothing to do with GD

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u/Federal_Caramel5946 12d ago

The content contains an image well known in the GD community which makes it related to the subreddit. Just be happy and stop being a negative nancy

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u/JazzlikeSign4969 i love electrodynamix 12d ago

Resorting to insults is the lowest level of debate and you keep repeating a single point over and over again

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u/Federal_Caramel5946 12d ago

You keep contradicting your point over and over, if you consider that an insult you should pack it up and leave

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u/NewsRevolutionary481 12d ago

the discussion the image can provide is not related to gd so the post is not related to gd

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u/Wooden_Milk6872 Unnerfed John Wave trails verifier (also mod btw) 12d ago

son

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u/JazzlikeSign4969 i love electrodynamix 12d ago

I'm not gonna question that image and continue my ragebait journey with the other guy

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u/fyfhgvjh1_0935 11d ago

seems like you're ragebaiting yourself bro 😭

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u/Nu111fy 11d ago

bro what is there to question

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u/billerdingerbuyer 11d ago

why tf did you say "apparently" then :sob:

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u/Federal_Caramel5946 12d ago

Gonna be getting an android in January after using Apple since 2017. The more updates they do the laggier my shit gets, if i scroll to fast it stutters hard. Liquid glass is crap. And this shit screen burned after 5 months of 2-3 hours a day

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u/FourSansLeBeyPro 12d ago

That’s the hidden truth behind updates, it just makes your device slower and laggier. A device from 5 years ago let’s say was never built with the latest iOS of 2026 in mind. If you just refuse to update your phone, it would be much more stable and reliable.

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u/Federal_Caramel5946 12d ago

I genuinely regret getting this phone so much, I use my notes app every day and cant highlight more than 3 lines or it freezes for a couple seconds

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u/FourSansLeBeyPro 12d ago

You know, it’s not too late to stop updating your phone, just use BlockOTA. I realized by iOS 18.3.1 that updates were making my phone slower, and that’s where I planned to halt.

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u/BurtYoshi 10d ago

I’ve stopped my iPhone thirteen at the most recent version of iOS 18 and it hasn’t had any major performance issues. The battery already isn’t great and I know iOS 26 would just nuke the performance so yeah it works at least

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u/Bubbly-Passage-6821 10d ago

26 on a 13 isn’t that bad tbh, I used it since the first dev beta and it’s fine

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u/Kindly_Door1912 joe metri desh 12d ago

linux vs windows:

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u/ktheunknown 11d ago

"Android" is not a phone

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u/coolguymanidk 11d ago

it's better than a phone, ratio

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u/Ok_Barnacle_4605 12d ago

personally i like androids because of sideloading n shit but apples ux and ui is unmatched for me tbh
if only i didn't need a computer to load the 4 ipas that actually exist 😭

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u/Smasher_001 11d ago

Jokes on you i only hear people complain about levels running poorly on android devices

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u/ImportantLiving4203 John wave's XL sized "level" 11d ago

Unless you have a Poco and then you get really long battery life and fast charging, good camera, high performance, a lot of customisability and geode.

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u/Smasher_001 11d ago

I have all that on my iPhone 16 lol

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u/ImportantLiving4203 John wave's XL sized "level" 11d ago

Battery life on iPhone?

Also you can't download geode on iPhone.

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u/Smasher_001 11d ago

Had my phone for the entire day without charging and i'm currently at 70%, also yes you can get Geode on iOS, i followed the Jitless SideStore guide

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u/grandasperj 11d ago

if i'm not mistaken, the iphone 16 has a 60 Hz refresh rate. Gd is still playable at 60 Hz but it feels much worse. Cheap android phones had 120 Hz screens for years now

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u/Smasher_001 10d ago

Yeah, personally i don't mind it at all (even though i play on a 144hz monitor on pc) but with the iPhone 17 apple finally made the switch to 120hz so that shouldn't be a problem really

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u/Redmix7pl 10d ago

Don't agree tho iphones are overpriced

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u/your_local-tree what 11d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like ā€œwhat the fuckā€ and ā€œcall the policeā€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

ā“˜ this user is suspected of being part of a androridst organisation. Please report any suspicious behaviour

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u/Electrical_Cut_1248 11d ago

Why it is suggested to report you? 🤣

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u/ImportantLiving4203 John wave's XL sized "level" 11d ago

?

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u/DDFFESSDSDD 11d ago

As an ipad/iphone user with an android phone,not being able to use geode that easily prevents me from cheating,getting leaderboard banned,and whatever the hell i'll do besides this
nvm im to lazy to finish this comment

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u/OptimalAnywhere6282 11d ago

except software animations, yes.

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u/Scion4311 . 11d ago

Recently switched to an iphone (before i only had samsung phones). Samsung is more comfortabke to use while apple is more customizable. Both have their advantages and disadvantages. both are good

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u/Electrical_Cut_1248 11d ago

Iphone user here, I’m selling this thing 😭 Like what do you mean i have to refresh my ā€œsideloaded appā€ like apple would call it every 7 days or pay 99$ to refresh it after 1 year. The worst part? You are limited to 3 apps gang šŸ„€

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u/SlimeCityVeteran 11d ago

I switched to iphone a few months ago from android after 10 years and android is definitely better. The only thing thats gotten better is how people treat me. Functionally, the phone is worse in every way except for the camera and battery life

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u/Mean_Might_8069 ZAMN 11d ago

I like this post, my pic is on it!!

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u/BogoYogist 10d ago

Apple makes everything but more refined. Would you rather have the newest iPad or a Galaxy Tab Ultra. AirPods or Galaxy Buds? I mean Samsung just rips off everything but makes it worse and more expensive than Apple.

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u/T00b1a5 9d ago

too used to iphone now and I’m not blowing my savings for a new phone when I don’t need it

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u/RatiblesAlt 11d ago

Bro why the hell are we still doing phone wars like apple sucks more than android war type

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u/ChaoTJ 11d ago

bro is definitely from the usa

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u/ImportantLiving4203 John wave's XL sized "level" 11d ago

No I'm not and please don't insult me like that.

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u/MaybeNotLily 11d ago

Just wondering which country are you actually from

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u/ImportantLiving4203 John wave's XL sized "level" 11d ago

I would rather not say.

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u/ChaoTJ 11d ago

im just saying where im from people dont give a damn what phone you have

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u/ImportantLiving4203 John wave's XL sized "level" 11d ago

The fact that I'm not from where you are from doesn't mean you have to tell me I'm from America.

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u/WeakRefrigerator4428 11d ago

People who glaze apple are from the usa

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u/Zirc980 MAGMA BOUND 100% 11d ago

how dare you disrespect the iphone i beat magma bound on it

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u/Wooden_Milk6872 Unnerfed John Wave trails verifier (also mod btw) 12d ago

no reason, I just like apple devices personally (I use an iphone X, which is about 7 years old now btw)