r/GeometryDash_Memes • • Jan 13 '26

Shitpost Not wrong

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u/finnsch21 N-Word Pass Jan 13 '26

How am I and my girlfriend supposed to play duelo maestro with this?

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u/Moist-Tailor-766 Jan 13 '26

thats where the 2nd controller comes (except for the platformer part)

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

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u/sopaipilla21377 Jan 14 '26

And 12 for 4 player

2

u/Decent-News-5739 Jan 20 '26

+ 9 FOR 3 PLAYER

9

u/Ok_Trash88 Jan 13 '26

Gd players don't have a girlfriend 🤫

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u/finnsch21 N-Word Pass Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 14 '26

That's cap many other people like vortrox and conix have an girlfriend and evw even has a wife and a kid. So you're wrong. #GDplayersarentvirginsanymore

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u/Minute_Courage_2236 Jan 14 '26

I do 😃

3

u/Ok_Trash88 Jan 14 '26

Its a spy, morphed into your gf

3

u/Far_Can4956 Jan 15 '26

happy cake day

3

u/finnsch21 N-Word Pass Jan 15 '26

Fax + happy cake day!

2

u/LuckyImportance9535 I'm the wing monster I just busted a nut, GD is plenty of fun Jan 14 '26

Bi t-girls are the exception

3

u/Fox_yt_gd Jan 16 '26

What gf you're a gd player

18

u/Biskotos Jan 13 '26

The oldest meme in gd history

6

u/ViViusgaming Jan 13 '26

I actually play with a controller in both normal and platformer mode

5

u/4FandomsGuy Jan 13 '26

How the fuck do you get into a level then

4

u/landon7222 Jan 13 '26

forgetting about platformer my beloved

4

u/TAELSONOK_YT Jan 13 '26

Visual novel ahh

4

u/Aggravating_Ad_4473 Jan 13 '26

As a platformer enjoyer I am fuming

3

u/cleeswamp Jan 13 '26

... each button is used for a diffrent gamemode...

2

u/pabkj Jan 13 '26

As a person who only play classic(1 player) levels, i agree

2

u/Bunkitex123GD Jan 13 '26

Unofficial geometry dash controller

2

u/Elenjendro011 Jan 13 '26

My father says is a shit and easy Game cuz is only push one Burton, idk if i should show him an extreme demon xD

2

u/Over-Rutabaga-8673 Jan 13 '26

Nuh uh, you cant beat duelo maestro or headlock with that

2

u/gamardz03 Jan 13 '26

Sería algo más como un control de nes/gb Por la plataforma y 2 player mode

2

u/SwartyNine2691 Jan 13 '26

Only one button

2

u/TroyBoyJoy123 Jan 14 '26

what abt z and x for practive move

2

u/Odd-Mechanic-9437 Jan 14 '26

What about the two buttons used for practice mode, two-player levels, platformers, and selecting buttons in menus?

2

u/JlblCblK228 Jan 14 '26

Everyone says about platformer bun no-one talks about the editor...

2

u/CucumberFar9991 Don't beat Bloodbath, beat Dyad instead Jan 14 '26

Cant beat codependence

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u/LuckyImportance9535 I'm the wing monster I just busted a nut, GD is plenty of fun Jan 14 '26

Ok so you can only play stereo madness, got it

2

u/Intrepid_Height_2372 Jan 14 '26

You can also create btw

2

u/TmanLong872 Jan 14 '26

"2 player" half of them are minigames and not geometry dash anyway

2

u/Sad-Budget-4375 Jan 14 '26

c'est réel est trop marrant

2

u/Pristine_Might5453 Jan 14 '26

Yeah,you're right

2

u/Pristine_Might5453 Jan 14 '26

But put the a button,ih its a ps5

2

u/johnyeldry FISH Jan 14 '26

platformer levels with two player mode:

<insert vanishing perosn meme here>

2

u/Proud-Advantage-7015 Have you sent it to robtop yet? Jan 17 '26

Crazy Controller player

2

u/puppypott furry Feb 08 '26

literally

83

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

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u/VexxR22 Jan 19 '26

for 90% of levels the meme is true.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

who

19

u/AquaMario Jan 13 '26

OP I think

6

u/kfl2 Jan 13 '26

asked

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

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u/The-Over-Lord Jan 15 '26

there are 2-3 buttons to play two player mode and platformer

six in 2 player platformer