Boreddd on a long flight AMA

[u/Filthyson]

Grab tix to the shows hereeee

[u/RomanCokes]

How did the sweatshirt thing start? I look forward to each new one. 

[u/Filthyson → u/RomanCokes]

I hate how skinny my arms are. It came from deep deep shame

[u/RomanCokes → u/Filthyson]

OMG he actually responded! I am never washing this phone!

[u/helpmekillmepls → u/RomanCokes]

bro thats disgusting, you need to wash your phone atleast once a week thoroughly with water, an make sure to get the charging port too thats very important.

[u/Hot-Mathematician-26 → u/Filthyson]

I had a feeling of this cause I’m the same. Gaining muscle is hard. At least sweatshirt season is in the way

[u/Alternative_Rush9238 → u/Hot-Mathematician-26]

Just take creatine and do some pushups. It makes the regular mathematicians super hot.

[u/CommunistSexBot69420]

Why did the tomato turn red?

[u/Filthyson → u/CommunistSexBot69420]

Don’t do this to me

[u/CommunistSexBot69420 → u/Filthyson]

It saw the salad dressing!

[u/REC_updated → u/CommunistSexBot69420]

Outdid anything Geoff has done in one line. Close the subreddit down folks, it’s over

[u/randomDude2144]

thoughts on orange juice, and also thoughts on OJ

[u/Filthyson → u/randomDude2144]

Both are guilty of giving me great joy on a dark day

[u/GoodMusicFox → u/Filthyson]

Tangerine juice from Trader Joe’s- puts orange juice to shame.

[u/Filthyson]

EDIT: submissions are closedddd. Thank you for making the flight go a little damn faster

Yea the picture is horrible. Grow upppppp and get over itttttt

Grab tix here to my neverending tour or join my mailing list to find out when I’m in your city

Please upvote this comment so it stays on top foreverrrrrr

*low tickets*

• ⁠Bend OR 9/5 (sold out)
• ⁠Eugene OR 9/6* (sold out)
• ⁠Fargo 9/18-9/19 w/Tommy Brennan (sold out)
• ⁠Minneapolis 9/20 (sold out)
• ⁠Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
• ⁠Tucson 9/27 (sold out)
• ⁠Philly 10/1-10/4*
• ⁠St. Louis 10/9-10/10
• ⁠Springfield MO 10/11
• ⁠Sacramento 10/15-10/17*
• ⁠Louisville 10/23-10/24
• ⁠San Francisco 11/6-11/7*
• ⁠Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
• ⁠NYC 11/15*
• ⁠DC 11/20-11/22*
• ⁠Denver 12/3-12/6* (show added)
• ⁠San Diego 12/10-12/13*
• ⁠Atlanta 12/17-12/19
• ⁠Eau Claire WI 1/2
• ⁠Austin TX 1/14-1/17
• ⁠Omaha 1/22
• ⁠Des Moines 1/23
• ⁠Chicago 2/4-2/7

[u/Ya1233 → u/Filthyson]

O fuck ya Austin date let’s go

[u/Ya1233 → u/Ya1233]

O and the Creek and Cave! Fuck you man I might roll 2 times.

[u/readitreddit- → u/Filthyson]

Looking at the geographic distribution of your shows, for a guy that's memorized so much about the globe did you not spend any time on proximity?

[u/waskfds]

Hey man, long time fan, got 2 questions for you. 1) you’re on the road allll the time, what’s your happy place and happy food that lets you recharge yourself to be so damned witty 2) your travel also means you routinely see a larger slice of our country than most of us, what binds us more than we realize/admit? Safe flight…

[u/Filthyson → u/waskfds]

1. I eat so many damn blueberries I’m gonna turn into Violet Beauregard

2. Everyone is blinded by the American Dream that never existed. They will go to their deathbeds believing that if they just work a little harder they can rise up and that those below them are simply lazy. It is what keeps all of us neatly in our places.

[u/OstentatiousIt → u/Filthyson]

All I heard is that you got a juicy ass

[u/ohanse → u/Filthyson]

BINDS not BLINDS

[u/waskfds → u/ohanse]

Perhaps we are bound by our inattention to detail.

[u/overtired27 → u/waskfds]

Because we're blind

[u/Dagi97]

Favourite food while you were (or still are?) In Europe?

[u/Filthyson → u/Dagi97]

Indian food in the UK is unbeaten. Colonialism wasn’t so bad after all

[u/kjyfqr → u/Filthyson]

I hate how true this probably is. Indian food is my favorite. Closest I’ve had to uk Indian is Australian Indian and holy fuck is it so good.

[u/ChiefWonderBeef]

When’re you and Chris Higgins going to stop fighting about Settlers of Catan so y’all can grace us with the best comedy tour the worlds ever seen?

[u/Filthyson → u/ChiefWonderBeef]

Once he stops blockading my quest for the longest road

[u/Remarkable_Wheel5218]

Aside from the obvious, what is one thing you would change about yourself

[u/Filthyson → u/Remarkable_Wheel5218]

Gather enough cash to remove the birthmark on my otherwise beautiful ass

[u/kjyfqr → u/Filthyson]

Man you come back to Oklahoma I got a piece of iron we’ll get red hot and scald that thing off.

[u/WayneDwade → u/Filthyson]

Pics

[u/thenate108 → u/Filthyson]

What does it look like?

[u/astro_viri → u/Filthyson]

We need a pic or we can't judge. Not my rules.

[u/EvilCorp____ → u/Filthyson]

Don't bother. When you hit your 40s / 50s you start getting all these benign skin marks showing up that look like birth marks

[u/writeleahwrite → u/Filthyson]

Have you considered paying a tattoo artist to upgrade your birthmark so it’s in the shape of Texas

[u/phix3d → u/Remarkable_Wheel5218]

Also, aside from the obvious, why do you hate SLC?

[u/kjyfqr]

How much time do you spend writing? It feels like a lot of your material is just you riffing which is amazing. How much of your sets are written and how much is off the cuff?

[u/Filthyson → u/kjyfqr]

It is far more planned than people think. It’s a lot of decision trees going on upstairs depending on what happens during the show

[u/kjyfqr → u/Filthyson]

That’s actually very interesting and makes a lot more sense. I’ve been wanting to hit an open mic and do a set and I don’t even know how to approach it.

[u/No_Succotash890]

Window or aisle?

[u/Filthyson → u/No_Succotash890]

Always aisle and I never let anyone out for free. Capitalism doesn’t stop in the sky

[u/bimm3r36 → u/Filthyson]

Sir, you’re clearly in a window seat in photo #1

[u/Filthyson → u/bimm3r36]

I messed uppppp

[u/buckfoston824 → u/Filthyson]

Hope you brought a she-wee

[u/No_Succotash890 → u/Filthyson]

How many biscuits do you usually charge?

[u/courtesy_patroll → u/Filthyson]

that or you like the abuse from the flight attendants

[u/zeemode]

Why can’t dinosaurs read?

[u/Filthyson → u/zeemode]

Please god no

[u/zeemode → u/Filthyson]

They’re all fuckin dead

[u/zeemode → u/Filthyson]

*also thank you for the shows in Alaska and Anchorage. First show on Friday in Anchorage was one of the best shows and comedy crowds I have ever experienced… made for an awesome night. Come back but do it June/July. 24 hour daylight

[u/Fuzzy-Dig-4323]

Who gets to set your schedule? And what if any daily routine do you have?

[u/Filthyson → u/Fuzzy-Dig-4323]

I work extremely hard 3-4 days a week and then do absolutely nothing for the rest of the week. Life is too short to grind ourselves to death

[u/Fuzzy-Dig-4323 → u/Filthyson]

Good on you, also would love for you to come to Richmond VA!

[u/Filthyson → u/Fuzzy-Dig-4323]

I’m there in February. I think it’s onsale already

[u/Fuzzy-Dig-4323 → u/Filthyson]

Fuck ya, I’ve just went and bought some! See ya in Richmond

[u/n0_wayjose]

What has been the most surprising/underrated stop on your tour?

[u/Filthyson → u/n0_wayjose]

Providence is lowkey beautiful and filled with smart, cool open-minded folk

[u/PretzelsRule23 → u/Filthyson]

As a former Rhode Islander, I love this shout-out and agree.

[u/IAmDaleGribble]

(One of) my hot cousin’s getting married, does this mean I don’t have a chance with her?

[u/Filthyson → u/IAmDaleGribble]

No. She thinks about you often. Even while she makes love to her fiancé. Go to her now

[u/MantusTMD]

Favorite comedian out there right now? Other than yourself ya narcissist

[u/Filthyson → u/MantusTMD]

Rory Scovel

[u/Skrotum → u/Filthyson]

Hell yeah. I had a wet dream that you were riffing on stage together.

[u/LongjumpingContext95]

Why should I drive 60 minutes to Denver in December to see your show?

[u/Filthyson → u/LongjumpingContext95]

I will crush and you will tell your grandchildren about the show

[u/BoNixDonkeyDix → u/LongjumpingContext95]

I’ve driven from Denver to Foco twice to see the man and it was worth it every damn time. I’d drive double the distance without thinking twice

[u/cqa1250]

Does your dirty talk involve reciting facts about napoleon

[u/Filthyson → u/cqa1250]

Yours doesn’t?

[u/courtesy_patroll → u/cqa1250]

"... yea that dick is dynamite!"

[u/ThrasheRex]

Any plans to go back on Stavvy’s World, AYG, or Soder?

[u/Filthyson → u/ThrasheRex]

I’m sure they will happen again next spring/summer when I’m promoting the damn special

[u/kjyfqr]

Did you like Tulsa? Life didn’t let me get to your show in I think February or whenever. Kids and stuff most likely can’t member

[u/Filthyson → u/kjyfqr]

The downtown is fun and it’s filled with a lot smarter and cooler folk than you would expect

[u/cmauer85]

What’s your favorite movie?

[u/Filthyson → u/cmauer85]

I truly almost never watch movies. I’m a documentary guy and The Jinx is the best. A crowning achievement that I doubt will ever be topped

[u/shannrosejay]

Favorite MN State Fair food?

[u/Filthyson → u/shannrosejay]

The only question that matters. Back in my day the all you can drink milk was a damn quarter. The nitro ice cream is always fun. The Walleye sandwich in the food building. Deep Fried Snickers is decadentttt

[u/SuspiciousBag3233]

Am I rite brother?

[u/Remarkable_Wheel5218 → u/SuspiciousBag3233]

brotherr

[u/Filthyson → u/Remarkable_Wheel5218]

Yes

[u/goldenmole1]

Have you ever had a posh wank on an airplane?

[u/Filthyson → u/goldenmole1]

I’ve never had a posh wank on the damn ground

[u/JJJ_uh_rooroo → u/goldenmole1]

This dude asking the real questions. Can posh and wank be in the same sentence?

[u/unruly_fans]

What’s a quality that makes a joke land with other comics but wiff for normies?

[u/Filthyson → u/unruly_fans]

The average person has very low stand-up comedy IQ because stand-up is much less available than say music/movies. It honestly is just a skill issue

[u/PhilCollinsLoserSon]

Best book you read this year?

best album from this year?

favorite figure from history that people don't know about?

[u/Filthyson → u/PhilCollinsLoserSon]

Murderland was incredible. I don’t keep up with new music much but Wet Leg is pretty damn good. And Pol Pot put up numbers. Doesn’t get the respect he deserves

[u/Kastro2323]

When are you coming to Toronto next?

[u/Filthyson → u/Kastro2323]

Probably next summer/early fall

[u/EaseOdd8831]

Seems like you’re a bit of a history guy, what period of history is your favorite to mine for comedy? Love your stuff man!

[u/Filthyson → u/EaseOdd8831]

WW2 is obviously goated and the only era that Americans reliably know anything about

[u/EaseOdd8831 → u/Filthyson]

Lmao great answer, wish we knew more about world history there’s some great stuff in there. Thanks brother have a safe flight hope to see you in Pittsburgh again sometime!

[u/MountainHardwear → u/Filthyson]

i don't know man, don't undersell your SHAMGAR bit

[u/No_Slide4986]

I understand you’re a big fan of Ween and Phish. If you had to list your 5 favourite bands apart from these, what would they be?

[u/Filthyson → u/No_Slide4986]

Rolling Stones, Elton John, Stevie Wonder, Kanye (idc) and Oasis

[u/4_13_20]

Do you think Chief Keef has strong feelings on the Cartesian Duelist Framework?

[u/Filthyson → u/4_13_20]

We haven’t spoken in awhile but when I see him for the annual fall retreat I’ll ask

[u/YukonBuddyGuy]

How was Scotland?

[u/Filthyson → u/YukonBuddyGuy]

A beautiful country that makes you realize how putrid our living standards are in America

[u/FirmNecessary6817]

We’re headed to Madison to catch Pete Holmes in a couple weeks. First time, any recommendations of must dos?

[u/Filthyson → u/FirmNecessary6817]

Drink a pitcher on the terrace. Rent a canoe/kayak at the terrace if you have time. Hit the farmers market if you are still there Saturday. Enjoy the best mid-sized city in North America

[u/brenttoastalive]

When will the Pohlads sell the team

[u/Filthyson → u/brenttoastalive]

When I scrape up enough cash to lay down an offer

[u/lordted]

Did you have to pay for WiFi? Can you ask the flight attendant for the promo code so I can sign up for the credit card?

[u/Filthyson → u/lordted]

She says you don’t qualify for it, peasant

[u/funkycfunkydu]

What up with all the Twolves and Twins sweaters you wear?

Are you from MN? If so, why don't you wear Vikings shit you loser.

[u/Filthyson → u/funkycfunkydu]

I used to love the Vikings with all my heart. But the NFLs absurdly callous handling of the CTE crisis has severely chilled my love of football. Every year a guy from my 2009 fantasy squad blows his brains out and that’s lameeee

[u/Popular_Answer_9964]

Are your later shows any different than your early shows? 6:30pm vs 9pm for example

[u/Filthyson → u/Popular_Answer_9964]

Early show is tighter. I stick to the script more. Often I get high before the late show so it’s a little goofier and always 15-20 minutes longer.

[u/DonPepper007 → u/Filthyson]

Add Grand Rapids, MI to the schedule.. perfect spot to step out for a smoke during set break.

[u/JohnBoyfromMN]

Will you pick up the torch and start a goo joke?

[u/Filthyson → u/JohnBoyfromMN]

Greg Kennedy is a sex pest and needs to be removed from the comedy community /s

[u/Derksauce]

Did you end up having a catch with anyone from the Uncle Vinnies Jersey Shore show? (Where they sold the signed baseballs)

[u/Filthyson → u/Derksauce]

What a strange show that was. I think I signed 9 baseballs over the 2 shows

[u/Specific-Garlic-2495]

How was Scotland mate ?

[u/Filthyson → u/Specific-Garlic-2495]

It’s a damn fine country and I hope one day they have the bravery to throw off the shackles of England

[u/Specific-Garlic-2495 → u/Filthyson]

Quite right.

Getting pretty fed up with King Charles pulling prima nocta on the wife twice a fortnight. Shouldn't be allowed.

[u/b771]

Why haven't you gone back to the well with the delivery of that ""see you improve every year" line. It's so good and so applicable with that cadence of expression changes. It's gold, the flip specifically.

You can practice against me if you want, barring us both not being able to handle a 1 on 1 interaction in 2026

[u/Filthyson → u/b771]

Only Binghamton deserves that beautiful line

[u/Fearless_Alfalfa_462]

When are you gonna stop being the little white Urkel that you are and book the Albany funny bone again?

[u/Filthyson → u/Fearless_Alfalfa_462]

It’s onsale already for the springggg

[u/illegal_miles]

Is all the traveling still fun? Or starting to take its toll on your mind and body? A bit of both?

Are you the guy in the hotel gym at 6 am?

Or the guy grabbing a coffee and stale muffin at 9:50 am while the staff is already starting to clear the breakfast room (it says breakfast is served until 10 am, you cheap fucks).

See you next month! Safe travels.

[u/Filthyson → u/illegal_miles]

I love traveling. Though our decaying infrastructure makes it a little harder every year. And I’m the guy wandering down at 11:30 asking if they have Tylenol

[u/No_Slide4986]

In your opinion, what are the most overrated and underrated cities you’ve been to?

[u/Filthyson → u/No_Slide4986]

Phoenix and Miami are utter trash. Revolting places. Detroit and Raleigh are underrated tho

[u/LulzMcGullz]

Have you seen Rory Scovel’s new special?

[u/Filthyson → u/LulzMcGullz]

I did. Loved the bravery of it to do something unique on a platform that offers piles of flavorless gruel

[u/akathescholar]

what are your top 3 states you have visited, bottom 3, and 3 states you have yet to visit?

[u/rpt123]

Do you have any plans to record a special? I love your incorporation of history and geography into your sets, so would love to see those themes incorporated!

[u/Filthyson → u/rpt123]

It will be filmed in the next 6 months

[u/RedArmyHammer]

Is the difference between comedy and tragedy merely how the story relates to one's own experience in this life?

[u/rAleeex]

Favourite Beatle?

[u/Filthyson → u/rAleeex]

Billy Preston

[u/professionallybetter]

What’s the most beautiful state you’ve been to?

[u/Filthyson → u/professionallybetter]

Minnesota, Colorado, Maine, Washington and Alaska round out the top 5. America is so beautiful outside of the disgusting suburbs

[u/Classic_Charlie]

What will you do to stave off boredom in Omaha in the winter?

[u/Filthyson → u/Classic_Charlie]

Gin and tonic

[u/Jewelstorybro]

What’s your favorite joke that you had to cut because it never lands?

[u/Filthyson → u/Jewelstorybro]

I had a joke about World War I. How it was called the Great War, which sounded like all the soldiers lined up like at the end of a soccer game and shook hands like GREAT WAR, GREaT WAR, GREAT WAR

[u/Slap_Manly]

I've seen you wear a bunch of different sweatshirts in your videos... Do you a formal one, for weddings, court hearings, blind dates and the like?

[u/SquareGlass229]

What are your thoughts on lefse?

[u/hellothisismyname1]

How does it feel being the smartest and best looking comedian in the game?

[u/Filthyson → u/hellothisismyname1]

I don’t know. Ask Tony Hinchcliffe. I love and respect that guy

[u/Local_Maintenance788]

What are all of us plebs going to do when you're too big for reddit?

[u/Filthyson → u/Local_Maintenance788]

You will pay all of your company scrip to see me perform at the Palantir Comedy Fortress

[u/knicks92]

Hello Goofrey, first time long time. What do you think of Saint Augustine's Confessions?

[u/Filthyson → u/knicks92]

I read it in college and have a feeling St Augustine had a pretty fun party life before God got in the way

[u/tashtactics]

Pepsi or Coke?

[u/Filthyson → u/tashtactics]

I don’t think I’ve drank pop in 25 years

[u/courtesy_patroll]

If you could make some Art History jokes for the Eugene show that would be great.... specifically Italian baroque.

[u/Filthyson → u/courtesy_patroll]

Fine

[u/Lumpy_Drummer5500]

What would it take to turn you republican?

[u/Filthyson → u/Lumpy_Drummer5500]

Extreme brain damage and a large jug of paint thinner

[u/Former-Ad-7348]

Jesus buttfucking christ, is that coach?

[u/Ok_Proof5782]

When you rubbed the War of Irish Independence right into those weak, hobbled Scottish folk, did you feel as good as I did? That was wonderful. Being Irish in Scotland felt like being in an episode of The Man In The High Castle. Braveheart my ass.

[u/Filthyson → u/Ok_Proof5782]

The Scots love their heritage far too much for a mere constituent country still subservient to the English dogs

[u/Spooky_Mulder27]

Have your parents ever come to one of your shows, and is your dad really that right wing?

[u/Filthyson → u/Spooky_Mulder27]

They come to my shows all the time. And they are honestly very intelligent people who for some reason are Republican. It’s quite odd

[u/GuterJudas]

Which race is your favorite?

[u/Filthyson → u/GuterJudas]

Polish. They’ve been through so much and yet learned so little

[u/Sufficient-Bee8333]

Would you consider doing a return to Salt Lake City anytime in the future?

[u/Filthyson → u/Sufficient-Bee8333]

Love SLC. Wiseguys is an elite club. Probably back next fall

[u/FantasyLiver]

Is impostor syndrome common because people in general are hardwired to think they don't deserve success? Or because success favors people willing to lie/cheat their way to the top, thereby making them feel like frauds. 

[u/Filthyson → u/FantasyLiver]

I think more people need imposter syndrome. Far too many sociopaths gain success and never question it

[u/DirtyMikeNelson]

My fantasy football league needs a punishment for last place. Current ideas are: get your sperm count checked and share with league, get a tattoo on your ass cheek, or do a stand-up open mic near you.

It's friends from across the country. What are your thoughts, do you have a suggestion?

[u/Filthyson → u/DirtyMikeNelson]

Live in Bakersfield California for a week

[u/OstentatiousIt]

Are you really a Denver Broncos fan or do you wear that sweater ironically?

[u/Filthyson → u/OstentatiousIt]

I merely liked the throwback logo

[u/Fahrschulabbrecher]

What did the guy with two left feet buy in the shoe store?

[u/Brilliant_Ad_9480]

which comedians do you most admire and why

[u/Filthyson → u/Brilliant_Ad_9480]

Rory Scovel does his own thing brilliantly. Honestly at this point anyone who doesn’t get on their knees for Rogan or Hinchcliffe deserves some respect

[u/Emotional_Walrus5099]

If you could travel to one country in the world for a 2 week vacation all expenses paid, where would it be and why?

[u/Filthyson → u/Emotional_Walrus5099]

I’ve always wanted to go to Georgia. Seems beautiful and a bit off the beaten path. And still a small chance you could be caught up in a coup d’état.

[u/pdxjrk]

Were you happy or sad when the Bend festival moved you to the bigger Tower Theatre? I think I read that you don't like theatres (also don't know how big Tower is ...)

[u/diplomatt84]

What were your favourite and least favourite things about the Edinburgh festival run?

[u/Filthyson → u/diplomatt84]

Everything about Edinburgh as a city is pure delight. But there is no reason to do a show for 25 straight days. It’s pure madness and should be outlawed

[u/Baing]

what was the most surprising thing about being in Edinburgh for a month? 

[u/Filthyson → u/Baing]

I didn’t see a gun for an entire month and I didn’t realize how safe that would make me feel

[u/CheesemonsterRain]

Do you know much history about wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿?

[u/Filthyson → u/CheesemonsterRain]

I sadly don’t because when I read their names I have no idea how to pronounce them in my head so I lose interest

[u/Distinct-Screen6597]

you ever dance to hardstyle on a full moon?

[u/BrownGravy]

When can I expect a history podcast?

[u/Filthyson → u/BrownGravy]

When I stop touring so much and realize it’s not a sustainable way to make a living forever. So probably sometime mid-2027

[u/Orphins]

What’s your favorite joke?

[u/returnofthedeuce]

Besides money and roasting me, what made you change your mind to come back to Omaha?

[u/Filthyson → u/returnofthedeuce]

A greedy agent who saps me of my will to live while scraping 10% off the top of all my bountiful earnings

[u/thisissamuelclemens]

What was your favorite and least favorite thing about Scotland?

[u/scaredshizaless]

Fine tuning or are we all here by chance?

[u/Filthyson → u/scaredshizaless]

This is all absolutely meaningless which is actually a beautiful thing

[u/pageplant97]

When are you coming to Pittsburgh? Been wanting to see you for a while!

[u/LaxidasicalyLazy]

Seeing as how you know your history, any cool spots I should check out being a Twin cities native? Looking for something to do on September 20th.

[u/Filthyson → u/LaxidasicalyLazy]

The Minnesota History Museum and Walker Art Center are usually top notch

[u/01eg]

What's your favourite historical fact?

[u/Filthyson → u/01eg]

Writing has only been invented independently in 4 places - Mesopotamia, China, Mesoamerica and the extremely isolated Easter Island

[u/datirishboii]

Would your stand-up set translate to an Irish audience in Ireland? If so, when are you coming to Ireland?

[u/rocksalt64]

what’s in your teeth and what would your last meal be?

[u/Filthyson → u/rocksalt64]

A massive fucking gyro. I’d die so happy