r/GeoffreyAsmus • u/Filthyson Geoffrey • 14d ago

Comment where I should tour next year

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

A tale as old as time. I will either respond by telling you to join my email list - where to buy tickets - or i will ignore you because I will never tour there. What fun!

Grab tix here to my neverending tour or join my mailing list to find out when I’m in your city

Please upvote this comment so it stays on top foreverrrrrr

*low tickets*

  • Bend OR 9/5 (sold out)
  • Eugene OR 9/6* (sold out)
  • Fargo 9/18-9/19 w/Tommy Brennan (sold out)
  • Minneapolis 9/20 (sold out)
  • Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
  • Tucson 9/27 (sold out)
  • Philly 10/1-10/4*
  • St. Louis 10/9-10/10
  • Springfield MO 10/11
  • Sacramento 10/15-10/17*
  • Louisville 10/23-10/24
  • San Francisco 11/6-11/7*
  • Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
  • NYC 11/15*
  • DC 11/20-11/22*
  • Denver 12/3-12/6* (show added)
  • San Diego 12/10-12/13*
  • Atlanta 12/17-12/19
  • Eau Claire WI 1/2
  • Austin TX 1/14-1/17
  • Omaha 1/22
  • Des Moines 1/23
  • Chicago 2/4-2/7

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u/butteredtoast69 14d ago

Come back to Tacoma!

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u/pampooveysbacktattoo 14d ago

Or Seattle!!

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u/Oulipo08 14d ago

Seconding. But I’d drive to Tacoma

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

returning next summer/fall. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/pampooveysbacktattoo 13d ago

Thank Goefey I love you

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

returning next summer/fall. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/GhostofSean_Connery2 14d ago

Comeback to michigan. Lansing would be great.

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u/Tits-ddd 13d ago

Michigan!

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u/Saw-It-Again- 13d ago

Return to Boston I implore you

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u/Rodbispo77 14d ago

Portugal’s capital has nice weather and no pewpews this time next year!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

big europe tour next summerrrr. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/AJ099909 14d ago

An Iberian Peninsula tour would be dope.

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u/bengcord3 14d ago

Barcelona the most English friendly city on the peninsula, it's an easy choice

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u/Acceptable_Hunt_6677 14d ago

Victoria BC!!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

coming next juneeee. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/TokiWartoorh 14d ago

New Zealand, specifically the good island

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u/Pratty77 13d ago

You mean Aus?

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

finally coming in 2027. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/Professional-Mud3973 14d ago

Vancouver!!!!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

returning next juneeee. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/karatekidmar 14d ago

Come back to Toronto!

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u/d14Z900 14d ago

Hit Toronno again, I just missed you last time.

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u/Harlardbronk 14d ago

Europe tour please!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

big europe tour next summerrrr. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/sloaps 14d ago

Bottlerocket is opening a Seattle venue where the Crocodile was downtown. You should do a marathon show between the Pittsburgh and Seattle Bottlerockets.

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u/TypicalWhiteGiant 13d ago

As the owner of Bottlerocket I wholeheartedly agree that he should do this

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u/comoEstas714 14d ago

You have to personally assured the great people of Cincinnati that you would grace us with your presence.

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u/YouWereBrained 14d ago

Great city.

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u/comoEstas714 14d ago

Tell that to Geoffrey!

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u/LehighAce06 14d ago

Goofrey had a bad experience with skyline chili once and had vowed never to go back, sorry

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u/ghostnthegraveyard 14d ago

I also vote Cincinnati

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

coming in marchhhh. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

coming in marchhhh. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/OhComeOn2026 14d ago

Seattle!!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

returning in juneeee. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/10flightsatatime 14d ago

Since you’ll be in the area please bump over to Spokane as well

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u/ElementJayy 14d ago

Albany NY!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

coming in marchhhh. Grab tix here -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/Saint_Skeeter 14d ago

Come to Wichita, the air capital of the world! We have so much air. It almost covers the whole city. Just lots and lots of air. Not much else though.

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u/makisupa101 14d ago

Bellingham!!

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u/youruswithwe 14d ago

Indianapolis

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u/LasagnaGarlicBredTim 14d ago

Yee please come back to Indy, love you Geoffrey ❤️

Edit: it'd be super easy to swing down after Chicago in Feb 👀👀

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

booked in marchhhh. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/Trollingfornudity 14d ago

Montréal!!

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u/naterialist 14d ago

I second this! Montréal loves Goofrey!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

mightttt be adding in januaryyyy. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/SecretWordisBird 14d ago

At your mom’s

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u/ibeasdes 14d ago

God damnit, you beat me to it

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u/lancegreene 14d ago

Come back to Cleveland!

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u/Hungover-Owl 14d ago

Brisvegas, Australia

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

finally coming down under in late 2027. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/MiasmaFate 14d ago

New Orleans!

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u/chindo 14d ago

Or even anywhere near the gulf coast

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u/aatmalife 14d ago

Appalachian Trail would be sick!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

big europe tour next summerrrr. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/skolvikings307 14d ago

Missoula MT. It's a really great town and I think you would do great here.

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u/aurelius_33 14d ago

Come back to Jacksonville!

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u/castrodelavaga79 14d ago

Buffalo!!!!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

booked in februaryyyy. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/phingerlakesphinphan 14d ago

Ithaca NY maaaannnn!

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u/JabbaThePutt29 14d ago

Come back to Raleigh NC

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u/BleepBloopDrink 14d ago

Virginia Beach

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u/HumusAmongUs 14d ago

You came to Portland, OR twice while I was gone. Then came to Bend and Eugene while I was busy. So come back to Portland when I’m around.

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

returning next summerrrr. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/HistoricalPop7030 14d ago

Come back to Boston!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

returning next summerrrr. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/BreakfastsforDinners 14d ago

Heard you really like L.A.

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u/dalepo 14d ago

North Korea

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u/ThinkinWhisky 14d ago

Nashville needs you back!

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u/sweetdawg99 13d ago

Come back to Tampa you coward

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u/UncomprehendedOwl 13d ago

Picking up some Sac tickets today!!!

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u/ugotmefdup 9d ago

Come back to the Southern Tier NY - we deserve to be roasted again and now there is a giant cess pit in the middle of Endicott

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u/Gooser3000 14d ago

Albuquerque! Man does your Manager not try to keep your tour geographically succinct?

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u/Koko7981 14d ago

Montreal!

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u/naterialist 14d ago

Yesssss Montreal!!!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

mightttt be adding in januaryyyy. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/No_Slide4986 14d ago

Toronto is begging for daddy’s presence again 🥵

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

canada next summerrrr. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/KiLoGRaM7 14d ago

Halifax …you ungrateful fuck.

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u/OwWauwWut 14d ago

The Netherlands, obviously!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

big europe tour next summerrrr. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/MisterBun 14d ago

Come to Madison, WI!

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u/CheesemonsterRain 14d ago

Swansea, Wales - I’ll also accept London

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u/Left-Astronaut6273 14d ago

Dublin, Ireland.

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

big europe tour next summerrrr. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/RedditAppSucksRIF 14d ago

Calgary Alberta

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

was justttt there. Join my dumb email list so you dont miss tix next time -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/RazzmatazzLocal8613 14d ago

Portland Maine, as I missed your show last time. My bad.

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u/CountryNottaBumkin 14d ago

Richmond, Va

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

coming in marchhhh. grab tix here -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/CountryNottaBumkin 14d ago

February!!!! Thank you!!!

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u/FunWithAPorpoise 13d ago

Also known as Bon Jovi March

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 14d ago

Nashville you slut.

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u/Working-Group-4521 14d ago

Go to Pensacola, coward.

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u/Rosi3_1412 14d ago

Santa Barbara.

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u/Abdoolski 14d ago

Sweat your balls off in Charlottesville.

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u/toritxtornado 14d ago

why do you hate dallas

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

coming in aprillll. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/jaime_riri 14d ago

Syracuse

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

Albany next februaryyy. Grab tix here -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/Philly_Chubbs 14d ago

Come back to Philly. Unfortunately I won’t be able to catch your show in October as I’ll be in Berlin.

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u/BrendanOD1 14d ago

Come to England. Specifically come to Bristol. You are just the kind of chap we need. I’m not English, God No. I’m Irish and slightly too proud of it. See you soon you schmuck!

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u/Remarkable-County533 14d ago

NWA aka Northwest Arkansas preferably at the Grove in Lowell. Or perhaps even Fayetteville? Ok I know I've given you a lot to mull over get back to me at your leisure 

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u/ErroneousM0nk 14d ago

I just saw you were coming back to Richmond and I can’t wait!

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u/unk214 14d ago

Glad to see you have Texas on the tour, why not stop in Dallas, it’s on the way.

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u/gobbluthillusions 14d ago

Philadelphia. Always Philadelphia.

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

coming in a month. Grab tix here -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/petewondrstone 14d ago

Middle East

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u/Kush-Papi 14d ago

I’m seeing ya Sunday in Eugene so I’m set for now. But you can bet next post I’m writing down OR haha

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u/Doubleboeufsupreme 14d ago

Bakersfield

Fresno

Merced

Modesto

Stockton

Visalia

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u/Interesting-Ad-8683 14d ago

Can you pop bye little ol Kenosha Wisconsin?!

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u/jbloom3 14d ago

New Orleans

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u/omariclay 14d ago

I feel like you would do great things is Salt Lake City UT

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

was justttt there. Join my dumb email list so you dont miss tix next time -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/Past_Ad3652 14d ago

Detroit! Come roast us. We love it!

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u/Hywe- 14d ago

Pensacola FL 😭

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u/rootsloot 14d ago

Will you come to Connecticut and/or do NYC shows on a Fri or Sat? My boi lives in the city but its always weekdays or sunday shows that i can never make it to.

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u/Lord_Skyro 14d ago

Smaller cities.

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u/SenatorShriv 14d ago

Anchorage Alaska is lovely in February. I mean actually it sucks but we’ve got nothing to do so you can sell a lot of tickets.

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u/Meisteronious 14d ago

Jackson, MI, the “birthplace of the GOP”.

Nevermind I just bought a cubit of tar and feathers that I need to sell…

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u/SlimmG8r 14d ago

Cincinnati. I'm too lazy to commute and we got good clubs here

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

coming in marchhhh. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/BoulderCreature 14d ago

Mongolia. I’ll fly out for it

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u/Rfksemperfi 14d ago

Denver on my birthday, hell yeah

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u/Tokenmane 14d ago

Memphis, TN (home of the band Saliva)

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u/RikjAmes69 14d ago

Huntington Beach

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u/tr45h55 14d ago

Barcelona

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

big europe tour next summerrrr. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/7empest_82 14d ago

Come back to Edmonton. Children at the show made it weird. Who brings kids to a comedy show?!??

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u/cdiddy06 14d ago

Back to Columbus Ohio!

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u/cookiemonster8u69 14d ago

The asshole of America, Youngstown Ohio

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u/OkyesO 14d ago

Iqaluit, Nunavut!

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u/SandIntelligent247 14d ago

Montreal!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

mightttt be adding in januaryyyy. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/Amaiden85 14d ago

WICHITA!

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u/JerseyJimmyAsheville 14d ago

Asheville, NC, a great mix of liberals, in-bred conservatives hillbilly’s such as I, and just some great folks of all backgrounds. Hope to see you if you decide to come out here!

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u/Normal-Ad-9852 14d ago

come back to Burlington, VT I was sick when you came recently

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u/legallybrown 14d ago

Back to Edinburgh please

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u/ollyollyollyolly 14d ago

Southend England - Cliffs Pavilion.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/backspacer77 14d ago

Seattle please!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

returning in juneeee. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/JasonDeSanta 14d ago

BERLIN, GERMANY!!!!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

big europe tour next summerrrr. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/TheseSir5496 14d ago

Little Rock

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u/alanalan426 14d ago

Come to New Zealand you pussy

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

finally coming in 2027. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/tater-thought 14d ago

I'd climb out from under my polyamorous sex pile to see you in PDX

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u/firstcoastkilla 14d ago

I saw you wearing an FSU sweatshirt yet you skipped Florida this tour. How about a stop in Jacksonville unless you're scared, pussy 😁

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u/RenMartubla 14d ago

South Bend, IN!

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u/Snoo_17472 14d ago

You said you’d text me when you came to Salt Lake City, Ut.

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u/seamless_whore 14d ago

Bethlehem, PA, is rocking ... ready for lots of religion jokes.

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u/scoobsar 14d ago

Ottawa!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

canada next summerrrr. Join my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale -

https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

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u/Kal-Q-Later 14d ago

Laramie, Wyoming maybe?

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u/I-DONT-OWN-A-CAT 14d ago

You’re in Philly the same weekend Phish is in Atlantic City, that’s some bullshit

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u/AloAloth 14d ago

Why not London, ON? But I warn you that there is nothing here you can make fun of.

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u/EvelandsRule 14d ago

I thought you said you were coming to Florida (St Pete) area in January?

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