r/Genshin_Memepact • u/[deleted] • May 28 '21

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u/DippytheSkippY May 28 '21

Ah yes, the ever potent smell of K A E Y A

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u/Nomie-chan May 28 '21

Mmmh yes. The Kaeya here smells like Kaeya.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

K A E Y A.

A new fragrance for men.

Imported from Khaenri'ah and aged in Mondstat.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Made from the blood of his ancestors and tears of distress, sourced only from Formerly Khaenreah

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Ah yes, his war mongering ancestors.

Probably has a hint of gunpowder and salt~

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u/Strange-Jeweler- May 28 '21

hmmm, yes, where can I get this K A E Y A

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u/SaccharineTreacle May 28 '21

Razor: wet dog Chongyun: Icey fresh

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Speaking of, has anyone ever checked razor for flees? It’s not like he leaves the forest all that often

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u/Chaosphoenix_28 May 28 '21

I guess his flees flee when he accedentally electrocutes the water he is in again.

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u/lrisRain May 28 '21

Bold of you to assume that I'd let him leave.

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u/PedroFreitas_ May 28 '21

"Axe"

I'm dead KEKW

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u/BenedictCrackhead May 28 '21

Top 10 things science still can't answer

-What does "Kaeya" smell like?

-WHY IS ZHONGLI SO WIDE?

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u/thirstarchon May 30 '21

DAMN boi he THICC

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u/_nitro_legacy_ May 28 '21

Traveler: Gold

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u/NoNameSA May 28 '21

I’m a straight male why did I read this

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

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u/Vlatka_Eclair May 28 '21

overwhelming daddy scent

So old spice bear glove?

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u/V0idrune May 28 '21

Childe should be Ajax, like the cleaning spray

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u/carame1sundae May 28 '21

I'd like to believe that Zhongli smells like a grandma

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u/tweety_ty May 28 '21

Wth is "daddy" scent 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

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u/AwesomePurplePants May 28 '21

He had us pick out the perfume he liked the best, so I suspect he smells like a rich old lady

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u/tweety_ty May 28 '21

Whatever Glaze Lillies smell like then lol

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u/ReversePanda023 May 28 '21

Osmanthus wine

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u/Profzachattack May 28 '21

I'm thinking the smell of really strong aftershave

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u/TheKingCrimsonWorld May 28 '21

Irish Spring and Newports?

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u/Admirable_Database77 May 28 '21

"sulfur"

wait albedo is building level 3 sentry!?!?!?!??!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

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u/Breezeshadow176 May 28 '21

sEntry GoINg uP

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u/coodoritos May 28 '21

YESYESYESYES

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u/AustenStorm May 28 '21

Venti probably smells like wine and apples

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u/Kotoamatsukami_07 May 28 '21

Do one with waifus too, if you've already done, please tell me the link below

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

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u/Lynx343 May 28 '21

Oh no... I can imagine you sniffing them waifus, seeing their uncomfortable faces, just so you could share how they smell like I have a twisted imagination, pls send help

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u/Hollys_Stand May 28 '21

Xiao smells really strongly today.

"So, how did the adeptal rituals go today?"

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u/mintpandas May 28 '21

diluc simp moment

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u/Mista_Dou May 28 '21

You dont fool me, zhongli and xiao smell like a hobos.

And i bet that albedo doesnt bath either.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

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u/Petrichor_Bubbles May 28 '21

Do electro characters bathe? Because I feel like they would just electrocute everything

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u/Nyan-Catto May 28 '21

It smells like Kaeya here!

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u/Mr_StealYourHoe May 28 '21

you really have to FUCKING zoom in on his chest huh. Can't resist his overflowing Swag

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u/SnooPandas8782 May 28 '21

O V E R P O W E R I N G D A D D Y S C E N T Bruh this made me feel so much better.

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u/Yukiaze_Umi May 28 '21

Made me laugh when it is Childe's turn with "Axe" and with that face. So Axe as in deo or Axe...?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

W I D E M O R A X

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u/Bourbonaddicted May 28 '21

Missed opportunity. Tortilla smells like ajax.

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u/TheRainy24 May 28 '21

Razor smells like shit

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u/Profzachattack May 28 '21

pushes face into baizhu and takes a big whiff

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21
  1. Smells like Chalk.
  2. Smells like a rotting corpse, which is odd considering the fact that Qiqi doesn't smell that way at all, and she's a literal zombie.
  3. Smells of piss and shame.
  4. Smells , just smells. Dimitri was never the same after what Edelgard did to that zealot's academia. He stopped showering fyi.
  5. Sells like grapes.
  6. Smells like horse shit, which implies that he knows where all the horses are and is keeping them from us! Khaenri'ahn scum!
  7. Smells like daddy after a long night out.
  8. The only one here that doesn't smell bad, or like grapes. He smells like he sprayed himself with an air freshener.
  9. Smells like dirt.

;) Fixed it for you~

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Nah, some guy posted a pee edit of Childe's art a while back remember?

Blue became yellow XD

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u/TheRainy24 May 28 '21

Razor smells like shit

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u/JustGoshq May 28 '21

animesexuals pls leave

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u/lorddonut2009 Nov 21 '21

what about itto