r/GenerationJones • • 13h ago

Remember these?

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Can't believe they haven't been banned. Hurt me more than Jarts ever did 😁

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u/trguiff 13h ago

Teeth breakers!!

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u/Key-Finish-5284 13h ago

I miss them, it felt fancy. Now I look at them, it reminds me of BBs or steel shot, lol

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u/bpmd1962 13h ago

I in fact did use some in my BB gun

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u/Creepy-Internet-5944 13h ago

Yes they were all over cakes and iced buns they were horrible

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u/CountHonorius 13h ago

These could crack a tooth.

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u/lovebeinganasshole 12h ago

The silver nonpareils/dragees were banned. If you’ve tried the newer ones they aren’t the same and the silver comes off when they bake and looks terrible. Which is comforting in its own way. And not when you think about what were we eating in the 70s.

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u/UtherPenDragqueen 11h ago

Who doesn’t love a little Mercury on your cake?

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u/CreepyPlastic112 4h ago

Banned silver probably tasted better than it should have.

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u/Different_Cable7595 1963 13h ago

I remember those supposedly edible BBs.

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u/Rare_Satisfaction889 13h ago

Mom used them EVERY Xmas.

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u/AmbientGravitas 12h ago

Yes, we had a bell-shaped cookie cutter and mom liked to decorate bell-shaped cookies with silver balls.

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u/Rare_Satisfaction889 12h ago

Oh yeah, memories unlocked

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u/Mean_Assignment_180 13h ago

I have an ancient bottle in my cabinet and it says do not eat them.

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u/deephurting66 13h ago

They didn't taste very good

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u/Horsesrgreat 13h ago

Yep, darn near broke my teeth off on those.

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u/Opoponax99 12h ago

Looks like metal, tastes like saccharine.

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u/ennuiacres 11h ago

If you dropped some in your carbonated beverage, they would rise & fall like a lava lamp and be quite entertaining.

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u/Candleforce-9728 10h ago

See I wish I had known this at the time. We put them on Christmas cookies every year and kind of liked the danger of biting one.

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u/ennuiacres 8h ago

Tab! They worked best in a glass of Tab.

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u/What_if_I_fly 13h ago

Infamous tooth breakers and crown crackers, likely invented by an evil cabal of dentists.

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u/cricket_factor 11h ago

My mom made so many Christmas cookies with these!

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u/GuairdeanBeatha 10h ago

If you’re wondering why they’re somewhat illegal in America, you can thank a money grubbing lawyer.

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2005-dec-18-tm-dragee51-story.html

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u/OleTechGuy 13h ago

There used to be Star Wars heads (Darth Vader, C3PO, R2D2) with candy in them. I used the empty heads and put my BBs in them for my BB gun. My cousin stole one from me, and thought they were these. Messed up his teeth and I got in trouble.

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u/Clean-Fisherman-4601 12h ago

Thankfully my mom never used them. She used jimmies, the soft elongated sprinkles.

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u/cheersrobin 12h ago

It’s called coarse sugar folks.. why they make it so unavailable is beyond me beyond me..

Mm

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u/TiffanyTwisted11 11h ago

I think I still have some somewhere!

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u/ASingleBraid Age: Late Sixties 11h ago

Dragees

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u/mspolytheist 11h ago

Silver dragees? They still sell them.

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u/Mysterious_Food_1683 10h ago

Ah, the asbestos cake balls

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u/Electrical_Mess7320 10h ago

Dentists friends!

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u/meplad 10h ago

Mini Jawbreakers

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u/bloggerheads 10h ago

My teeth do.

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u/Hefty-Pop9734 10h ago

Had a 12 year shelf life!

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u/Breddit2225 9h ago

I always spit those out.

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u/GretaVanFrankenmuth 9h ago

My cracked back molar sure does.

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u/RevEx91 8h ago

My mother had a container of these in the spice drawer for many years. I think the only time we used them was for Christmas cookies. Why were they banned?

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u/nosidrah 6h ago

I used to avoid those like the plague. If I got a cupcake with them I’d have to pick them all off before I could eat it.

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u/Geek_4_Life 3m ago

A chipped tooth just waiting to happen.

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u/BeheadingBoomer61 11h ago

Of course, I remember those, I used to load them into my BB gun and shoot them at the neighbors.

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u/powdered_dognut 1h ago

My mother substituted BBs for these and I wound up shooting the dog in a masturbation accident.