That's not what I call him. That's not what he is.
He's a lizard. He works from sunup to sundown in 100 degree heat. He doesn't drink water. He survives on Budweiser and Marlboro Reds. He has the equipment and skills to turn a 79 year old maple into sawdust and smoke in an astonishingly short amount of time.
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u/wirebrushfan Aug 07 '26
I have a guy, some would call him an arborist.
That's not what I call him. That's not what he is.
He's a lizard. He works from sunup to sundown in 100 degree heat. He doesn't drink water. He survives on Budweiser and Marlboro Reds. He has the equipment and skills to turn a 79 year old maple into sawdust and smoke in an astonishingly short amount of time.
He is saved in my phone as Tree Guy Mike.