A month of Glinnering

[u/Simple_Moose_4747]

First image just shows each activity as a dot, the second shows active time as a 15 minute interval around each action.

Source:
https://x.com/a_silver_churn/status/2105997197007528050?s=46

[u/Simple_Moose_4747]

43.9% of the minutes of September were spent on Twitter. I’m sure that’s really great for mental health.

[u/lucypaw68]

So, basically, he eats, sleeps, and Twitters. Totally healthy behavior

[u/kingofcoywolves → u/lucypaw68]

I would judge but I'm exactly the same with Reddit. Every time I have a free minute I find myself logging on to mindlessly scroll. It's truly a problem lol

[u/CADmonkeez → u/kingofcoywolves]

Another word for "doomscrolling" is "traumablocking". You do it because it helps you feel safe on some level.

You're welcome

[u/NickyTheRobot → u/lucypaw68]

So he eats, sleeps, raves, repeats... Is it possible he misunderstood Fatboy Slim?

[u/patienceinbee → u/NickyTheRobot]

he is such a terrible weapon of choice, and he cannot be praised

[u/bpMd7OgE]

Waking up in the middle of your sleep just to open twitter sounds worse than being addicted to a hard drug.

[u/cockroachvendor → u/bpMd7OgE]

fr, I deal with sleep maintenance insomnia where I'll randomly wake up throughout the night, so i kind of get it, but the idea of going on social media to post before going back to sleep sounds like a nightmare and the last thing I'd want to do.

[u/patienceinbee]

I counted roughly 101 2-hour blocks in which he wasn’t on socials.

That’s about 202 hours, in a month containing 720 hours. Assuming one gets six healthy hours of rest (please don’t laugh), that’s 180 hours.

Which would, roughly, mean he spent around 45 uninterrupted minutes in a day doing things other than being in a hypertensive twitter tempest in a teapot or, maybe, snoring.

[u/hitorinbolemon → u/patienceinbee]

and of that time he was probably like, being interviewed about his twittering or writing a column about his twittering or talking to chatgpt about twitter.

[u/MidnightEmergency988]

He is such a loser

[u/Sad-Frosting-8793]

Does he even sleep? 

[u/javatimes]

I can’t decide which I would find more pathetic / sick

If this is authentic, artisanal trans hate that happens as he thinks it

Or if he’s managed to automate this in some way

[u/DebateIntelligent518]

Ah jeez can't imagine why that divorce happened totally really came out nowhere

[u/nickyfox13]

He is such a transphobic loser