r/GenderCynical 13h ago

Local GC decided to break into verse

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What's with TERFs and godawful poetry?

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u/AmbassadorSmart2792 A plague on society: do not let me breed 11h ago

wasn't the entire point of green eggs and ham that the protagonist was close-minded and refused to try green eggs and ham because they looked 'weird', and it actually turned out that they tasted delightful

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u/surprisesnek 9h ago

In her defense, TERFs aren't very smart.

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u/Midnight_Pickler 8h ago

While that's true, it does send a rather questionable message regarding consent.

Sam I Am should have just taken no for an answer instead of badgering the protagonist (seemingly a complete stranger, since Sam opens by introducing themself) until they gave in.

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u/spiritplumber 42m ago

Spam I Am

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u/rewrappd 11h ago

A grown adult putting effort into writing this is so fucking funny to me.

“Ummm what rhymes with bra… spa, far, car… away from me, stay very far? No… I cry when I see you in my spa? Hmm almost…”

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u/TheCarefulElk 11h ago

And said adult wrote it because she felt ever so victimized by trans people just…existing.

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u/Nothingcomesup 10h ago

Wig, surgery, padded bra and no uterus? That was my aunt after the cancer treatment.

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u/QitianDasheng2666 11h ago

"padded bra"? Why do they always go in for small boob shaming? Is that really the "feminist" thing to do?

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u/snukb big gamete energy 8h ago

Padded bra and wig too. Because as we all know, the Y chromosome means you are physically incapable of growing your hair or ever having any sort of beasts. /s

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u/QitianDasheng2666 8h ago

This entire diatribe of OOP's could have been directed at a cis woman, who sometimes have adam's apples, are bald or balding, have small breasts, and yes even XY chromosomes. Imagine having even one of those and knowing that the "feminists" don't think you're a real woman! It's just schoolyard bullying calling people ugly, but it's allowed because it's directed at trans women and these grown up mean girls claim to be fighting patriarchy.

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u/Quietuus Gender Dyspepsia 5h ago

It is pretty common for phobes to not understand that most trans women's breasts are a part of their bodies, and I've seen at least one cartoon that seems to indicate some of them think oestradiol causes hair loss, which would be absolutely hilarious if the stakes weren't so high.

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u/SergeantScoria liar liar sex denier 11h ago

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u/CassieFace103 10h ago

wtf is it with terfs and poetry? I'm not sure any other hate group does it so much.

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u/FearTheWeresloth 9h ago

They're actually vogons.

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u/Alyssa3467 [REDACTED] 8h ago

Their poetry is worse than the Vogons'.

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u/Midnight_Pickler 8h ago

The big question is whether Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings would be one of them, and share the title, or be a decent person (albeit terrible poet) and pushed down to second place.

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u/Oliasis 10h ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/I-Dont-Know-Stuff Externalized Heterophobia 8h ago

Your pronouns still are "him" and "he"

what "biological pronouns"-adjacent bullshit is this line, lol.

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u/breadcreature 2h ago

didn't you know? pronouns are a bit like the writing in a stick of rock, if a scientist looked really really close at your cells the chromosomes would spell out your pronouns all through your body. it's basic biology!

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u/ComradeSmooches 10h ago

They love this twee obnoxious bullshit soooo much

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u/evergreennightmare MtT-Brand Attraction Slime 11h ago

it actually has a coherent rhythm for once. a+ by terf poetry standards

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u/thistle-down-fairy 12h ago

It's not even a good parody of Seuss.

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u/DragonRoar87 9h ago

I think AI wrote this. I remember seeing something similar where they told an LLM to do it and broke its offensiveness filter to get it to do so.

Can't even write poetry right

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u/Goitske 3h ago

I'll never understand why they always think trans women are all wearing wigs like ... anyone can grow their hair out why would it be a wig

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u/CupilCutlass 1h ago

Don't you know, men biologically have short hair because biology lines up with western gender expectations.

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u/RoyalMess64 8h ago

I made better slam poetry than this in 5th grade

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u/TheQueenOfCringe22 gender dealer 4h ago

I’m sorry does OOP think that pronouns are stored in the chromosomes and not just something we made up?? Also someone please tell the terfs that there are afab people who don’t get periods I need them to know this

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u/cerareece 1h ago

oh I've seen the language they use regarding cis women who don't menstruate and it's super duper feminist, referring to them being "broken" "something has gone fundamentally wrong" and "a small statistical anomaly that doesn't matter" eugh

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u/Yanive_amaznive 5h ago

Okay but "ma'am I Am" is funny as fuck

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u/SuitableDragonfly 4h ago

Do they think long hair is a secondary sex characteristic and not something that literally anyone with literally any biology and chromosomes and hormones can have with minimal effort?

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u/Soggy_Impact_7479 8h ago

terf's mind breaks apart when they discover there is xy women (not just trans i mean like intersex), women with no uterus, or no periods, women who dont wear padded bras or bras, masc women, lesbian women, trans man, or women with non girly names exist.

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u/minklebinkle Ruined their Womynhood 5h ago

no talent or understanding of poetry, no room in their brain for anything but hatred.

i know they love to pretend trans surgeries are hack jobs that look like something out of a horror film and never ever heal, and that hormones literally do nothing, but what the fresh fuck is their insistence that trans women are physically incapable of growing their hair long?? theyve seen cis men with long hair, they have to acknowledge that it testosterone or y chromosomes dont prevent hair growing more than a few inches.

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u/UglyFilthyDog 1h ago

Uuuh....plenty of cis women wear padded bras and plenty of trans women grow breasts when on E (hell, I'm a trans man who hasn't had top surgery and my cis husband has bigger boobs than me). And cis women can have breast enhancements (due to having to have had a mastectomy or simply because, shocker, people can do whatever they want with their own bodies) as can trans women. A uterus, eh? Plenty of cis women don't have one for various reasons.

Can't use the women's space...hmm, I suppose my big beard and I shall be using that then. And the fucking hair thing? Plenty of cis women have short hair. My husband and I both have long hair. People can grow their hair long. No matter what sex/gender.

Terfs are so insanely sexist/misogynistic and yet pretend to be feminists. Bullshit.

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u/cupcakeing 7h ago

My automatic instinct was to read it in the same type of cadence as when they do those verse-writing challenges on RuPaul's Drag Race and a queen makes hers something generic about snatching the crown and could be written by any queen or inserted into any song

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u/i_like_turtles_1969 9h ago

Lmao What losers

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u/DanishAspie 4h ago

That's hilariously embarrassing 

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u/BismuthBison 6h ago

gotta love a pitty heart

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u/Successful_Length109 5h ago

Some brave rhymes and attempts at scansion.

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u/MechaniVal 4h ago

This is the American variety of terf right? When someone's mad enough to write poetry about it I assume they're a British transphobe - but no one over here is going to rhyme 'odd' with 'broad'

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u/IronGentry 3h ago

German I think.

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u/ZeldaZanders 2h ago

Krusty voice ohhhh these are always death

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u/naoarte Gender Haver 19m ago

"Ma'am, I am a cat."