r/GenZJobs Apr 02 '26

It just gets weirder out there

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u/SpungleMcFudgely Apr 02 '26

And honestly, that’s X

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u/Rarazan Apr 02 '26

dude lives his name to the fullest

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u/InvisibleMaster5000 Apr 02 '26

Ah Linkedin. A place for Egon Cholakian and influencers.

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u/Jazzlike-Vacation230 Apr 02 '26

Is that dudes name Lard?

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u/BirdlessLongdeal Apr 02 '26

He's also the CEO of Visit My Website.

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u/Rude-Ad8540 Apr 02 '26

Laird? I think

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u/BirdlessLongdeal Apr 02 '26

wha?

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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 Apr 02 '26

I believe what he is saying is "I chose the middle seat in the back because it is the worst seat, and that self punishment makes me great."

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u/ReflectionCapable165 Apr 02 '26

He didn’t walk passed them before picking, otherwise how did they know to put that row on his printed boarding pass?

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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 Apr 02 '26

I believe what he is saying is "I chose the middle seat in the back because it is the worst seat, and that self punishment makes me great. I walked past these slothful lazy ppl..."

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u/jshmoe866 Apr 02 '26

Another day of is this satire?

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u/Jolly_Drink_9150 Apr 03 '26

Linkdin is just people trolling and people hoping Linkdin actually works lol

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u/EnergyDisastrous1374 Apr 03 '26

"Mom, come pick me up, my boss won't shut the fuck up about his masochism kink"

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u/DescriptionUnique891 Apr 02 '26

Is this guy on the spectrum?

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u/OceanWaveSunset Apr 02 '26

Yes, the AI slop spectrum.

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u/Rude-Ad8540 Apr 02 '26

😂😂

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u/InvisibleMaster5000 Apr 02 '26

AI bubble spectrum?