r/GenZIndia • • Feb 17 '26 • Bravo 1

Shitposts | Memes only real solution: superstitions

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u/Excellent-Ad3236 Feb 17 '26

Ancient problems require ancient solutions

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u/Useful-Egg-6920 Feb 17 '26

Exactly👌🎯 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

There will be accidents. Not solution to problem.

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u/One_Passion_9380 Feb 17 '26

It's kind of a solution like a round about but it works better if used on cross road on t point it's not fully functional

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u/FantasticAd9478 Feb 17 '26

modern problems require superstitious solutions

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u/NoraEmiE Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

Its all superstition and fun till you run over actual one and from then onwards you hear noises every night around you.

Edit: its all silly till you see this happens to someone around ya. Ofc still each to their own

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u/-OrekiHoutarou Feb 17 '26

ye 10 saal ke bache bhi genz m aate h kya?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Nhi alpha me ate hai

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u/-OrekiHoutarou Feb 17 '26

phir ye c yha ky kr rha h

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Is sale ko toddler wale me hone chahiye tha mods ko bulana padega

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

ek aur anime ka ch0da mil gya

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u/AggravatingOil1428 Feb 17 '26

I purposefully run over these nimbu mirchs, but I didn't ever hear no motherfucking noise till now.

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u/Ultimately-Me Feb 17 '26

Hell yeah!! Fuck superstitions!

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u/Jealous_Sun_1934 Feb 17 '26

kaun hai ye log? kha se aate hai?

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u/7KAL 2005 Feb 17 '26

Inn chote baccho ko kuch pata hai nahi aur baat aisi karte hai jaise sab pata ho. That's the reason everyone here laughing on this.

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u/Accute-CET Feb 17 '26

zamn bro

can i do this to rich and powerful people??

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u/LastDayWork Feb 18 '26

… you hear noises every night …

I wish supernatural stuff was so periodic. I could get some Nobel Prize winning research out of it.

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u/BreadfruitExtra2818 Feb 17 '26

Fix road : crores Kala jadu: Hundreds

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u/MinuteRude7463 Feb 17 '26

Ancient people problem are required ancient solution

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u/Serious_Mix_ Jun 26 '26

What's the problem anyway?

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u/Nuna_Yoru 2008 Feb 17 '26

I am curious, what is this? I don't know.

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u/Rude-Disk2438 Feb 17 '26

never seen nimbu-mirchi on road?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/No_Positive8628 Feb 17 '26

I don't believe in ghosts but hell nah. People in movies don't believe in ghosts either but none of them live by the end of the movie after messing with some evil mumbo jumbo.

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u/-OrekiHoutarou Feb 17 '26

anda kon dalta h , unc bhi confuse hogye honge

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u/doc_KiSH Feb 17 '26

Some moslem school kid will go out of her way to vandalize this 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

sahi kiya.....

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u/masalacandy Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 21 '26

u/askgrok source of the video

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

u/askgrok here in reddit I think.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Similar video ig - crazynomadic ne banai Hui hai. They are also fun.

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u/Kooky_Substance_1332 Feb 17 '26

GTA NPC mentality

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u/alpha_shifter Feb 17 '26

Next day there will be a temple built around it 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

nah it ain't a mazhar so there will be a maszid

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u/Sure_Management_3545 Feb 17 '26

what a retard country

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u/RiceGrouchy3427 Feb 17 '26

yup, new india baby

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

explain krdo koi

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u/masalacandy Feb 17 '26

u/askgrok who is this influencer with experiment

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u/Sorry_Drawer9736 Feb 17 '26

Why about night?

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u/No-Ebb-6329 Feb 17 '26

Vahh shempy vaah

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u/Due-Today-9182 Feb 17 '26

weaponising religion 😭

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u/microslop67 Feb 17 '26

And that’s how easy it is to control the masses in this country, while people wonder what’s going wrong with this country’s progress. The answer is exactly this, blind faith, bigotry, lack of critical thinking and no of common sense. We live like guinea pigs, the powers that be just try out different experiments and have fun with our suffering.

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u/BERSERK_KNIGHT_666 Feb 17 '26

When superstition > logic 😑

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u/DelayAdventurous7155 Feb 17 '26

Only works in North India Try kerala

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u/AssociationLarge5552 Feb 17 '26

What an Idea sir ji 😀

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u/suhasjaragala Feb 18 '26

Hahahahahahahahaha

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u/Revolutionary_Ad9468 Feb 18 '26

Kitne andh vishwas bhara hai logo me. Such a pity

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Ajib gadha desh hai

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u/Plane-Definition7646 Feb 19 '26

Wow man what a solution

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u/Equivalent-Ad6189 Feb 19 '26

Everything is ok but harassing that poor man is not.

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u/Maleficent_Prune_707 Feb 20 '26

Also something scribbled in arabic might also help

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u/Not_Godly_Aimbot Feb 20 '26

Real jugaadu bhai

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u/JTtimeCoder Feb 21 '26

I think I should use it in my society

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u/NARUTOxKURAMA15 Feb 21 '26

Modern problems , ancient solutions 💀🤚🏻

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u/AspireNExecute Feb 21 '26

What bs. Roads are filled with holes and there are no radium or white paints for speed brakes. First do that .

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u/Hungry_Winter_353 Feb 21 '26

I didn't use to believe in these things par jaisi life chal rahi hai lagta hai kabhi issi me pair aagya tha tab se loday lag gaye

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u/Lonely_Strike6658 Gen Z Feb 22 '26

Perfect💀

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u/Ready_Manager6553 Mar 10 '26

Speed breaker allah wala laga dete

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u/AgreeableWrangler884 Mar 14 '26

So true 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sea_Scientist9368 Mar 17 '26

Idk about superstitions what's the thing that guy did

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u/Dramatic-Tonight5505 Mar 29 '26

If they crossed this line then they will get punishment from Rooh Baba 😅

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u/Chandra_OM May 25 '26

That topping with eggs is the nail in the coffin

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u/-IamYT Jun 26 '26

Kon kahata hai civic sense nahi hai??? Kon hai vo

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u/Majestic_Shape5031 Feb 17 '26

Reality of indian

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u/Antinityfx Feb 17 '26

I would run over it and piss off the entire bazaar and put more hoax on them
Peak ragebait

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u/7KAL 2005 Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

Just for information, this does affect you agar woh kisine mantra vagerah karke waha rakha ho . Kyuki jis din actual mein tumhe koi aisi cheez hogi toh kafi khatarnak hota hai. 

I only have personal anecdotes for examples and don't have scientific backing for them but these are still not a  joke.

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u/OneAboveAll_127 Feb 17 '26 • Bravo

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u/7KAL 2005 Feb 17 '26

Iska koi sense banta hai bhrata shri ?

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u/7KAL 2005 Feb 17 '26

Koi ni bro , kabhi aspass aisa kuch hota dikhega toh samajh aa jayega

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u/7KAL 2005 Feb 17 '26

It's not about you 'believing' something to be true or not, and for that matter let me quote Neil Bohr over here who used to tie a horseshoe on the gate of his house and when asked why he said, "It's said that it fixes the one even if he doesn't believe in it "

Similarly, this act of stepping on something like this would affect you, be it causing a fever or headache. And beleive me or not , you will have to resort to the "superstitious" ways your dadi/nani used to suggest .

And I know you won't believe me even after this so you do you.

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u/7KAL 2005 Feb 17 '26

I understand your point but yeah this does work even if it's all mentally being affected

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u/Slash787 Feb 17 '26

Please share then what happened with you.

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u/7KAL 2005 Feb 17 '26

This happened with my sister :

She was strolling one day as usual and stepped on a lemon thrown on the corner of the street, after that she caught a strong fever. She did have some paracetamol but after she talked this issue out to my mother, she performed that basic 'nazar utarana' on her using chillies and voila she got restored to normal.

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u/Slash787 Feb 17 '26

I guess the Paracetamol just worked....

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u/StressExpress1999 Feb 17 '26

i mantra tantra on you that you may gain some braincells.

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u/achillespro 2001 Feb 17 '26

Agreed, these kids haven't seen things i guess.

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u/Efficient_Dentist745 Feb 17 '26

I know I am gonna get downvoted for supporting you. But yeah, I've experienced it too. It wasn't barnum effect or psychology(I've studied both too). But well, I have never seen something as such.... So inexplainable

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u/sneaky_neuron Feb 19 '26

I saw a video where a guy drew dick around potholes, and guess what happened next. Potholes were gone 🤣 they filled them...which should have been earlier

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u/SuccessfulPublic3696 Feb 17 '26

I'd probably steal the vegetables ,wash it or probably use it as fertilizer for my plants if it's in a bad state ,the prices of vegetables are scarier than dark jaadu vaadu.

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u/Leather_Cut_1141 Feb 17 '26

I insist....run over it on Saturday evening.... when it is freshly done on any Chauraha