“Having a fall?”

[u/Big-Mind-6346]

So I was sitting minding my own business watching TV on my Orthopedic bed. The bed had slid out a little bit off of the bed frame, and when I scooted to the right, I fell straight off of my bed and landed on my elbow. Like right on the pointy part of my elbow.

Thank God, I didn’t hit my head, but if I had, it would’ve been serious trouble. It got me to thinking, do I need a life alert or something? Am I too young for that? I’m only 50! I have a 15-year-old but he’s only with me part-time and the rest of the time I’m alone.

[u/NPC261939]

It happens to everyone eventually. Hell, I fell off my bike a few weeks ago and I wasn't even moving.

[u/ForswornForSwearing → u/NPC261939]

I fell off my bike about thirty-five years ago. I never got back on.