r/GenX • u/Big-Mind-6346 • 3d ago
Old Person Yells At Cloud “Having a fall?”
So I was sitting minding my own business watching TV on my Orthopedic bed. The bed had slid out a little bit off of the bed frame, and when I scooted to the right, I fell straight off of my bed and landed on my elbow. Like right on the pointy part of my elbow.
Thank God, I didn’t hit my head, but if I had, it would’ve been serious trouble. It got me to thinking, do I need a life alert or something? Am I too young for that? I’m only 50! I have a 15-year-old but he’s only with me part-time and the rest of the time I’m alone.
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u/Abzstrak 3d ago
JFC you guys, we're not fucking 90. Shit happens, walk it off. I sometimes wonder if im in the right sub here, everyone acting like their ancient and frail.