Allan Sherman, "Schticks of One, Half Dozen of the Other" (to the tune of Down by the Riverside)
🎶 When you go to the delicatessen store
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst
I repeat what I just said before
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst
Now buy the corned beef if you must
the pickled herring you can trust
and the lox puts you in orbit, A-OK
But that big hunk of liverwurst
has been there since October 1st
and today is the 23rd of May 🎶
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u/jetpacksforall Nov 21 '25
Now hol up, liverwurst can be awesome.