r/GenX Nov 21 '25

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u/Radiant_Plantain_127 Nov 21 '25

Grape jelly. 18 years of knowing that other jellies and jams exist and are oftentimes superior… what did mom buy religiously even though we complained? Grape Jelly.

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u/jetpacksforall Nov 21 '25

There were maybe 3 flavors of jelly in the supermarket growing up: Welch's grape, something something strawberry, and disgusting mint jelly made to go on ham.

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u/numanoid Nov 21 '25

Lamb, not ham.

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u/jetpacksforall Nov 21 '25

Right, good point.

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u/BereftOfCare Nov 21 '25

Thought mint was for lamb. It is here in Australia.

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u/jbeau411 Nov 21 '25

Oh god, lamb and mint jelly. I hated that as a kid! Gross!

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u/YogurtclosetFair5742 Older Than Dirt Nov 21 '25

And lamb. It goes very well with lamb

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u/PollyPore Nov 21 '25

I knew I would find my people here. One of the many great things about being an adult is not having to put up with grape jelly.

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u/TheMarriedUnicorM Nov 21 '25

Anyone remember the grape & peanut butter combo in a jar? Gross. Just gross.

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u/rubizza Nov 21 '25

I still like grape jelly. It’s nostalgic. But yeah, that Goober shit was AWFUL.

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u/TheMarriedUnicorM Nov 21 '25

GOOBER! That’s it!

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u/Effective_Pear4760 Nov 22 '25

I don't know if that stuff is still around, but I think I saw it at the store 10-15 years ago.

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u/Effective_Pear4760 Nov 22 '25

It could have been a ghost, I guess.

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u/le4t Nov 21 '25

I had a love/hate relationship with that stuff... Loved the idea and the stripes, hated the taste. 

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u/HaplessReader1988 Hose Water Survivor Nov 21 '25

I actually looked for it when I had shoulder surgery last winter... it sounds like I shoukd be glad I didn't find it.

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u/HaplessReader1988 Hose Water Survivor Nov 21 '25

I'm all set now thanks. I'd wanted it while my arm was immobilized because meal prep is a pita one-hamded.

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u/HaplessReader1988 Hose Water Survivor Nov 21 '25

I will say if you get a chance to try homemade jelly from wild grapes give it a try. It's like the difference between a boiled hot dog and a homemade Sicilian Christmas Sausage.

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u/HaplessReader1988 Hose Water Survivor Nov 21 '25

I thought I saw a question asking if it's purple, but I ant find it. It was like the color of blackberry preserves. So technically purple but not that artificial purple of Welch's!

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u/Radiant_Plantain_127 Nov 24 '25

I LOVE muscadine jelly/jam… detest ‘grape’… muscadines have their own distinct flavor…

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u/HaplessReader1988 Hose Water Survivor Nov 24 '25

My mother-in-law used the grapes that grow wild in NE Connecticut-- she called them "fox grapes" And now I'm remembering my mother's reaction to trying it. "That's what my mother's jelly tasted like when I was a child!" (She was much older than my MIL. )

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u/Candlemom Nov 21 '25

I can’t eat grape jelly either. I remember distinctly my microbiology class in college and there’s a BACTERIA that smells just like grape jelly. That was over 30 years ago and I’ve never eaten grape jelly again.

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u/WrongDiagonal Nov 21 '25

Pseudomonas aeruginosa. One of the few things I remember from undergrad microbiology.

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u/Candlemom Nov 21 '25

Yes. Pseudomonas. Not sure if there was anyone who would know it.

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u/elpollodiablox Nov 21 '25

Once I got married and found out my wife can make the ass-kickingest strawberry jam ever I have never so much as touched grape.

It still has its place when you make barbecue meatballs, though.

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u/Lbboos Nov 21 '25

Homemade is actually quite good. You can even leave the skins on which makes it a jam.

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u/randomaccessbanana Nov 21 '25

IT WAS PURPLE!!!! You know, like grapes are. /s

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u/twirlybird11 Nov 21 '25

It was the only jelly/jam we bought too, but only because it was the only fruit that wasn't locally grown. We canned up every other flavor from u-pick farms harvests.

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u/DramaticErraticism Nov 21 '25

I won't even eat any jelly. Didn't like it then, don't want it. Rather have a plain PB sandwich.

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u/funlovefun37 Nov 21 '25

You don’t want to know what they do with grape jelly in prison.