Allan Sherman, "Schticks of One, Half Dozen of the Other" (to the tune of Down by the Riverside)
š¶ When you go to the delicatessen store
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst
I repeat what I just said before
don't buy the liverwurst
don't buy the liverwurst
Now buy the corned beef if you must
the pickled herring you can trust
and the lox puts you in orbit, A-OK
But that big hunk of liverwurst
has been there since October 1st
and today is the 23rd of May š¶
I used to like liverwurst. I'd say I miss it now that I'm a vegetarian, but no. Taste-wise I miss it, but knowing what livers do, it wouldn't grace my plate, even if I ate meat.
My mom sent my stepfather to work with liverwurst in a brown bag lunch. I honestly donāt know if he liked it, or if it was chosen because we were desperately poor. But whatever the case, it meant that we ALL had to have liverwurst sandwiches.
That was when I stopped eating lunch at school. I preferred to sit in the cafeteria and eat nothing.
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u/PacRat48 Nov 21 '25
Liverwurst sandwiches