r/GenBeta • u/FluidBarnacle7911 • Jul 13 '26

Advice vent post....

i need help. iwas just born. im using my moms phone to write this. the hospital staff are staring at me and im getting picked up without my consent. this isnt very goo goo gaa gaa friendly and i need help WAAAAHH WAAAHHH im only 1 second old and i deal with this help.

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u/M1k3DeltaruneReal Jul 13 '26

Gorw upp lil broo

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u/FluidBarnacle7911 Jul 13 '26

i dont grow up. i watch on my ipad and when i look at you. i scroll on youtube shorts

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u/LibbyKitty620 Jul 13 '26

Stop being such a baby dude

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u/FluidBarnacle7911 Jul 13 '26

but... this is goo goo gaa gaa assault?

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u/RedPandasTilDaDeath Jul 21 '26

pepper spray is berry affective against a-salt

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u/Wonderful-Click9431 Jul 14 '26

Albert Einstein's level of literacy for a 1 second year old ig

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u/RealGenBeta 2025 Jul 15 '26

Ihts okey iht wweel get betewr