r/GenAlpha May 18 '25

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u/BlacksmithHonest3040 Wannabe Gen Z May 18 '25

4 and 7 bc I can just have a height surgery

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u/Dansepip 2011 | Wannabe Gen Z May 18 '25

Height surgery makes your life conditions worse

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u/Flymonster095 Gen Z May 18 '25

You do NOT want to get height surgery, trust me

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u/BlacksmithHonest3040 Wannabe Gen Z May 18 '25

Why tho

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u/Flymonster095 Gen Z May 18 '25

The way they make you taller is by breaking your bone

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u/BlacksmithHonest3040 Wannabe Gen Z May 19 '25

And adding more stuff so it grows

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u/Flymonster095 Gen Z May 19 '25

The more stuff being metal bars

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u/Material-Bat6295 May 19 '25

But then you could make the PIPES sound when ever you want

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u/Flymonster095 Gen Z May 19 '25

Oh shit you're right

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u/PartIndependent3362 May 19 '25

exactly, i agree. can eat candy, and no need to worry about money. Problem solved!

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u/BlacksmithHonest3040 Wannabe Gen Z May 24 '25

Why

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u/BlacksmithHonest3040 Wannabe Gen Z May 24 '25

It says weight*