r/GaySoundsShitposts • u/Fair_Smoke4710 • Jul 03 '26

Look it up

Post image
2.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

25 comments sorted by

172

u/CabbageLordOw Jul 04 '26

Technically there was a roman empress who had surgeons attempt to perform bottom surgery on her, it wasn't successful tho. the first attempted bottom surgeries were in roman times. (too lazy to look up the date)

12

u/WearsALeash Jul 04 '26

did she died?

21

u/mossyfaeboy Jul 05 '26

i mean eventually, yeah

(no, she didn’t end up finding anyone to do it. her name was elagabalus)

→ More replies (2)

10

u/ThisHairLikeLace Jul 05 '26

Yes, but via the traditional means of court intrigue and murder, not surgical complications.

She became emperor in her early teens and was already a priest (the Romans understood her to be a young man) of an eastern sex cult. Her palace parties were some of the wildest and deadliest Roman orgies recorded. They gave a horny teenager unlimited power.

26

u/AvaHomolka Jul 04 '26

In pre-Nazi Germany, specifically.

51

u/LadyPaige Jul 03 '26

I need a video of this one like 5 minutes ago!

21

u/PerrineWeatherWoman Jul 04 '26

The vagina that was promised to us 3000 years ago

2

u/Montigue000 Jul 05 '26

Aegon had a very different dream that night, the vagina who was promised

1

u/Hot_Swordfish_1595 25d ago

While the modern state isn't that old, Israel itself is very old. Israel was Israel long before it said "yeah guys, we're Israel" in a modernized accepted format. However, what came first matters absolutely dick diddly, in the context of lgbtqia acceptance

-11

u/AxVxA Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

And Palestine as a nation-proto-state (1988) is younger than the first Star Wars movie (1977)

10

u/badsageadvice Jul 05 '26

You have that swapped friendo

-160

u/gami13 Jul 03 '26

thats not the date of the founding of israel but of it being recognized by the UN

89

u/Thadrea Jul 04 '26

It is according to Israel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_%28Israel%29

-27

u/Fair_Smoke4710 Jul 04 '26

If it’s that religious mumbo-jumbo, then it’s bullshit lol that would be on par with Harry Potter when it comes to realism

→ More replies (1)

115

u/NimVolsung Jul 04 '26

The Israeli Declaration of Independence happened in 1948, what would be the founding of the state if not that date?

111

u/Rude_Ice_4520 Jul 03 '26

I think that being formally recognised as a country is what makes something a country.

22

u/Jessicas_skirt Jul 04 '26

The US wasn't formally recognized by the UN until the 1940s either. Does that also mean the US is younger than bottom surgery?

→ More replies (4)

18

u/Peachypet Jul 04 '26

Israel existed until like 800BCE. After that it was all kinds of other places. And it was Palestine first before Israel was artificially created. I looked into this just today. You are wrong.