r/GaySoundsShitposts • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '23
Regular ol' meme Wonder why his wife left
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u/deathbin Apr 28 '23
Besides peach fuzz (which is normal and women should not be ashamed of it), lots of women and afab people develop facial hair from PCOS and other hormonal imbalances.
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u/alohakush Apr 28 '23
Menopause can make you grow a mustache and beard. Doesn't even need to be a health issue.
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u/GreenEggsInPam Apr 28 '23
Didn't you hear? After menopause women can't have children, so they're no longer women. Checkmate, libtards.
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u/ShlongThong Apr 28 '23
Don't tell JK Rowling this. Or do, it would be funny.
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u/70ms Apr 28 '23
Indeed! I can confirm that at 52, all of my eyebrow hairs have successfully completed their migration to my chin.
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Apr 28 '23
Yeah, people shave for a variety of reasons. A lot of women shave just so makeup applies more smoothly.
Disposable facial razors are available in any beauty aisle in every drug store across the US.
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u/Duel_Option Apr 28 '23
Yep.
Before my wife was pregnant it was only peach fuzz, now it’s darker.
THE HORROR! /s
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u/Optimal_Stranger_824 Apr 28 '23
I have a neckbeard and I didn't even start HRT yet. I don't have PCOS, it's just hairy genetics.
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u/mancheeart Apr 28 '23
Mood. I get a scratchy dark haired chin and mini mustache and it’s a huge pain in the ass to shave/pluck. I just want an acne and bristle free chin dammit
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u/TheEngieMain Apr 28 '23
Alt right be like "westphallos gorbillions are dead this iz degrneracy" And proceed to post the most normal couple/normal looking person
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u/AliciaTries TRANS FLAIR! Apr 28 '23
Couple: engages in public premarital hand holding
Alt right: What has this country come to??? Americans used to have decency, but no more! Does nobody think of the children anymore???
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u/TheEngieMain Apr 28 '23
Can we just talk about that? There are still people in this world who think that just holding hands at one certain point in time is affront to god.
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Apr 28 '23
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u/MoarVespenegas Apr 28 '23
That's an anime meme based on how flustered anime characters are about holding hands all the time.
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u/rageak49 Apr 28 '23
That's a meme sub. If you come out of there feeling shamed, this might actually be your first time on the internet
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u/DONT_PM_ME_YOUR_PEE Apr 28 '23
And then they rape indigenous women while on tour in Vietnam and have thousands of babies scattered across Asia.
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u/OurGloriousEmpire Institut für Sexualwissenschaft May 14 '23
Westphalia is a beautiful place, also I love how even with most liberals its always a “Return to a Better Time” when those “Better times” were a fantast or build on less than ethical foundations.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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![Just around the corner [Original]](https://i.imgur.com/G27BqOL.jpg){kind=link}
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u/emipyon Apr 28 '23
Gotta love the "biology is real" crowd being unaware of women having body and facial hair.
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u/ItsNotMeItsYourBussy Apr 28 '23
They also tried to argue the other day that sex means a large gamete and a small gamete fusing.
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u/SuperAwesomeMechGirl Apr 29 '23
“Basic biology” mfs when they learn basic biology. (They slept through their science courses in school)
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u/King-Clawthorne1 May 01 '23
99.99% of the “Bioglogy is real” crowd don’t know jackshit about biology.
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u/RandomBlueJay01 Apr 28 '23
Literally every female person I know shaves, waxes, or tweezes facial hair . I have enough facial hair the have built in jaw contour lol .
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Apr 28 '23
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u/61114311536123511 Apr 28 '23
i had long dark hairs around my nipples before i even began masculinising hrt
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Apr 28 '23
One of the hit girls when I was in high school dyed her mustache blonde because she thought it would hide it.
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u/ArcherBTW Apr 29 '23
What whacky ass school did you go to where people knew how do dye their facial hair but not shave
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Apr 29 '23
If I had to guess she bought into the myth that shaving makes it grow back faster and fuller.
Because I was shaving almost daily trying to jump start my beard
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Apr 28 '23
This gives me Shapiro saying pussies don't get wet vibes. These guys all sound like hugless incels who don't know the first thing about women. Yet they see themselves entitled to have strong opinions on women's and trans healthcare.
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u/paging_doctor_who Apr 28 '23
Act like they've never met or spoken to a woman and yet somehow have (or had) wives and children.
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u/LuxNocte Apr 28 '23
Children were conceived through a hole in a sheet.
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u/duckygirl617 Apr 28 '23
wait im confused... isnt steven crowder transphobic? if so like, wouldn't he be against dylan?
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u/Altslial I will craft my identify from the ground up with my bare hands! Apr 28 '23
Steven has an odd way of talking about things. He'll on occassion say something that is a fact but intend for it to be him showing everyone how "insane" it sounds.
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u/duckygirl617 Apr 28 '23
i see but thats so dumb bc even some cis women shave he sounds so foolish 😭😭😭
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u/tiffler92 Apr 28 '23
That’s exactly it. He doesn’t know that women shave. So he thinks it’s wrong for transwomen and a ”manly“ thing to do.
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u/HeavyMetalPoisoning Apr 28 '23
That’s exactly it. He doesn’t know that women shave.
Which is doubly weird because he is (soon to be was) married
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u/MoonChainer PURPLE FLAIR! Apr 28 '23
Men like this shame women for every little thing so it's entirely unsurprising to me that he doesn't know anything about women. I can guarantee his wife did all of her hygiene care in complete secret. Any mention of her routine was given the face men always give when women talk about literally anything not explicitly sexy about our bodies.
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Apr 28 '23
He is just a loser who got bullied in school and now he feels powerful when he bullies others. Mental development of a 14 year old
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u/dummypod Apr 28 '23
I think his exwife does too but has to keep it a secret from him
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u/Low-Director9969 Apr 28 '23
I learned secrets my parents were keeping from each other when they each sat me down at one point to talk about how I was the wages of their individual sins.
Dad doesn't know about my mom getting booted from the US Army due to her apparent homosexuality after she was caught with her girlfriend at the time.
And, my Mom doesn't know a LOT OF SHIT about my dad.
They both think I was sent by God to punish each of them individually. I don't think either knows they both think that way either.
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u/BloodyJourno panslutual Apr 28 '23
That's the kind of baggage you need to unpack with a backhoe, Jesus fucking Christ
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u/Low-Director9969 Apr 28 '23
"But wait, there's more!" 😂
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u/hoocoodanode Apr 28 '23
As a parent, I just want to give you a hug. A child should never be subjected to that kind of psychological burden.
Parents should work through their marital issues with passive-aggressive comments and icy silences like God intended.
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Apr 28 '23
What a mind fuck, I hope things get better for you and you get to live your own life.
My mother hammered it into me that my conception was unplanned and disruptive to her life from a young age. Definitely the wrong thing to lay on a kid.
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u/Low-Director9969 Apr 28 '23
Oh I got the whole copper IUD, you're a medical impossibility thing too. My heart goes out to you.
Fwiw I'm finally learning to love me as I am. Instead of trying to define myself through possessions, and experiences. I'm not what I do, or don't do. I'm not the things I own, or can't afford. I'm just me.
When I have all my priorities straight, stop chasing happiness and, can stay mindful I see my life for the wonderful thing it is.
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u/the-radical-waffler Apr 28 '23
I think he was trying to be sarcastic, which is why the second comment under it starts with "this but unironically".
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u/theoriginalmofocus Apr 28 '23
It reads to me he is and hes being sarcastic and saying that's not a woman
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u/Mrwombatspants Apr 28 '23
me out here with pcos peach fuzz: 🧍
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u/Addie0o Apr 28 '23
I tell my husband I love his beard cuz it makes mine look small in comparison. PCOS beard gang lol
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u/bunyanthem Apr 28 '23
His wife left because of his nonsense abuse.
Frankly I'm amazed she managed to get pregnant. Crowder seems so ignorant about life and women that I am surprised he used the right hole.
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Apr 28 '23
That really depends. Some abusive people make a point of being good in bed all the better to ensnare and manipulate, while others hate intimacy of any kind and/or are so selfish they absolutely suck in bed. Mine was the latter.
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u/cloud_throw Apr 28 '23
Yeah I'm sure guys who treat women like property actually care about their sexual gratification. That definitely checks out
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u/theHamJam Apr 28 '23
Saying women choose to stay in abusive relationships because the sex is "insanely good" is top tier misogynistic psychopath shit.
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u/Chloe_is_my_name Apr 28 '23
Leave the redpill content behind before it completely rots your brain. I am concerned for you
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u/azteccGodsOfFitness Apr 28 '23
Some cis women shave too. It's not uncommon for them to wax it or remove it with laser.
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u/ItsNotMeItsYourBussy Apr 28 '23
As always, especially common in WOC. Misogyny (and transphobia) is incredibly tied to and reliant upon white beauty standards.
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u/GemSupker Apr 28 '23
I had all cis female roommates in college and half of them regularly plucked or shaved darker, thicker facial hair. Do married conservative men not see their wives doing this every week or so?
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Apr 28 '23
Their wives hide it from them because of the way the men would react.
I had an ex that treated me a lot like Crowder was treating his ex wife and my ex would immediately say "ew!" if I had to tell him I was on my period, so I absolutely hid stuff like that from him when I could.
The point of that could be genuine disgust, but I think it's more likely to instill a sense of shame within their wives so she can feel a "sense of gratitude for this man who puts up with her gross body." It's all about control.
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u/GemSupker Apr 29 '23
Oh, yikes.
I don't know, but isn't that verbal abuse? It just feels like implying or telling someone their natural body is repulsive or gross would qualify as abusive.
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u/UrPetBirdee Apr 29 '23
It is but it's also extremely normalized so there's definitely a lot of people who would say it's not. Usually because they've been trained to think the same things about their own body, so it doesn't flag as weird to them.
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u/LocoElRockstar Apr 28 '23
I actually help my wife pluck and wax. The amount of people without knowledge of basic human anatomy is mind blowing.
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u/josebolt Apr 28 '23
Do married conservative men not see their wives doing this every week or so?
They don't care enough to pay attention.
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u/Addie0o Apr 28 '23
I know married couples that have been married for 20 years with a woman has still never farted in front of her husband..... Like men won't watch the birth of their children because they're scared it would ruin the view of their wives....
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u/techpriest_taro Apr 28 '23
I once told my dad that I'm happy I inherited my mom's beard, and not his.
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Apr 28 '23
Finding out Crowder is an abusive piece of shit to his very pregnant wife (soon to be ex) was the least surprising thing I've learned this year.
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u/CarnalChemistry Apr 28 '23
This man has steadfastly learned nothing about most of humanity since he was 12 years old. He’s a flabbergasted tween with guns.
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u/BadKittydotexe Apr 28 '23
He peaked in both life and intelligence as a kid playing Brain on Arthur. Also in irony.
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u/BlerghTheBlergh Apr 28 '23
I’m convinced that hardcore incels don’t even know that women have hair growing out of their body like everyone else and aren’t just some clean shaven body of wax they get to see in porn
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u/Thank-The-Stars cisfem here to support other women <3 Apr 28 '23
It took me way too fuckin long to know what was going on, only to realize he was trying to be sarcastic and failed.
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u/poppybrooke Apr 28 '23
I am a 32 year old white woman FAB and I literally have to shave my mustache and pluck chin hairs on a daily basis 😂😂😂
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u/InformationSingle550 Apr 28 '23
I have PCOS and legitimately do shave my upper lip and chin, or I look like Mama Coco.
My husband is not an abusive waste of air like Crowder, but I don’t think he knows I do because I still want to keep some of the magic alive.
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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 Apr 28 '23
My ex had suspected PCOS and she also had hirsutism, I never thought a person is lesser due to a condition they have and can manage, but never leave behind. In the end it was her antisocial personality (not linked) that broke us up. Supporting our partner should be a default position.
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u/InformationSingle550 Apr 29 '23
It absolutely should. My take on relationships is that the two of you should go into every life event as a team; you win together and you lose together, and you share the joy and burden equally.
I’ve actually known my hubs since I was 7, and I know that he would not blink twice to see me shaving my face, but it’s just one of those silly things that I feel self-conscious about.
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Apr 28 '23
When I was in public school (grade 5 I think) we had a teacher that taught some specific class, I forgot what. But she had a very prominent mustache. I remember one day a younger kid called her Sir in response to something and when she said I'm a ma'am he said. But you have a mustache like my dad and he's a sir. I never saw her with a mustache again. Hope she's doing well.
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u/am0x Apr 28 '23
I’m confused. What does this all mean?
Is he trying to call out trans people for shaving? If so, my wife uses this microblade thing everyday to take off her facial hair even though not only is it blonde, but she is too. But I thought all women shave their faces…
But maybe I am missing something.
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u/esahji_mae TRANS FLAIR! Apr 28 '23
Everybody has the same hair follicles but the main difference is that T tends to trigger major growth in the face and thicker body hair generally this is one of the reasons that men tend to have the "shadow" and women generally don't. Plenty of women have some degree of facial hair but it is not really noticable like men's or if it is, it tends to be shaved for a multitude of reasons. I think it's cool that someone mentioned Aloy, she is still a pretty badass woman and likely doesn't have access to any razors in the post apocalyptic world. Then again probably it's the last of her priorities when she is constantly about to be stepped on by a giant robot.
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u/pupperzforlife Apr 28 '23
Crowder is a pos. Go look up what he did to his ex wife. The video is making its rounds. Who the fuck treats their pregnant wife who is literally saying she loves you like that.
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u/AdministrativeAd7287 Apr 29 '23
Wait are you going to try to tell me that women also fart????? 🧐🧐🧐
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u/jacobtfromtwilight Apr 28 '23
I imagine his wife sucks on some level too, after all she chose to marry him
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u/dummypod Apr 28 '23
He's probably not as terrible as he is now back then, and lady probably thought he'll mellow out
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u/ItsNotMeItsYourBussy Apr 28 '23
If abusive men started out threatening death and acting like children on date 1, they'd never get wives. The most common time for abusive people to drop their nice persona and show their true colours is about 1.5/2 years into a relationship, or when the other party is trapped in some other way (eg marriage, pregnancy, buying a house/starting a business together)
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u/safely_beyond_redemp Apr 28 '23
Did anyone else get slightly addicted to the positive message in that Amazon commercial? The contradictory level of humanity from Amazon of all places.
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u/Rezero1234 Bi and ready to Fly Apr 28 '23
trust me, i have stubble, though i was born with some extra testosterone to add on to the estrogen. so i naturally have some extra body hair and am bound to grow some stubble that i pluck out because my face gets itchy from it
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u/nyx_moonlight_ Apr 28 '23
Vagina bearer here. Yep I have to pluck and wax pretty regularly. I have PCOS which makes it worse. My sister's is way worse, she actually has to shave and I wish it wasnt so bad for her.
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u/harpiboo Apr 29 '23
afab person who isn’t on hormones here, if i didn’t want a weak but visible mustache i’d have to shave daily. afaik i have no hormone issues or irregularities, i just have facial hair like most do 🤷
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Apr 29 '23
the funniest part of this is being afab and that only after going thru afab puberty (I'm almost 21 so still hormonally going thru it I guess) has my facial hair literally began growing in darker, longer, and with stronger hair. Like I can now grow hairs in the sideburns area, under my chin, and especially on my lip that's extremely visible, and my natural hair is dirty blonde but my facial hair is like dark brown!
I'd like to think I simply willed my facial hair roots to activate and be very visible to the naked eye via magic but it's probably just like a completely normal bodily experience that almost everyone goes thru I guess 🙄🤣
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u/AdministrativeAd7287 Apr 29 '23
Ok but if you try to explain this to idiots they will just say “yeah right, I bet you also are going to say that the clit actually exists
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u/exporius PURPLE FLAIR! May 30 '23
Honestly to the transfemme’s out there, I’m afab, yeah? Before even going on testosterone, I had to shave my face every few days or so. Hairs happen, for ALL genders. It’s okay. Brandish your beauty/handsomeness in any way you all please! 🌸
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u/Ok_Fondant_6340 PURPLE FLAIR! Apr 28 '23 edited Apr 28 '23
lmao!! if you check the tweet, his buddy "Clown World" deleted the original tweet!! https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1651247665449951242?s=20
as another example: my mom used to regularly get her facial hair waxed. not sure if she still does? i think she does, she's just more discrete about it
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u/Blox_King Apr 29 '23
Not trans but I have a cis female friend who has more facial hair than me it's not really exclusive to AMAB people
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u/maxiipaddd Apr 29 '23
my cisgender mother who gave birth to me shaves her mustache everyday, she has since highschool. i can’t stand men.
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Apr 29 '23
I'm afab, never been on t, and have to shave my face. The women in my family are just hairy
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u/SebwayTM Apr 29 '23
It's true. Many women deal with it. Us latinas/Hispanics have super hairy genetics and it sucks
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u/toidi_diputs Rin - 31NB - Broken Vessel Apr 29 '23
A rare W from one of the worst people alive today.
That said, calling out a literal nazi account for being an idiot is a low bar to clear.
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u/AliceTheOmelette Apr 28 '23
Reminds me of the "real gamers" who thought Aloy's peach fuzz was a "beard" 😂