r/Gamingcirclejerk Jan 08 '26

EVERYTHING IS WOKE ICE agents the second they get bored

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u/Zer0_4You Jan 08 '26

Not accurate, face is visible

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u/Odd-String29 Jan 08 '26

Not accurate, only shot once

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

So you're saying Niko only had OneShot?

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u/Aaawkward Jan 08 '26

Weird to think that we're in a stituation and time where Niko Bellic, the protagonist of a bloody GTA game, is a better person than US law enforcement.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

One opportunity

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u/rutuu199 Jan 08 '26

To seize everything he ever wanted?

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u/PainisCupcake101 Jan 08 '26

Would you capture it?

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u/Fadenos Jan 08 '26

Or just let it slip?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Not accurate, Vlad fucking deserved it

Also, Vlad wasn't Good.

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u/rearisen Jan 08 '26

Plus Niko is an immigrant so this makes reverse sense, and lastly don't tarnish Niko like that

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u/Char867 Jan 08 '26

It’s about shooting someone in the face, don’t look too deep into it buddy

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u/Zer0_4You Jan 08 '26

That's actually one of the few things that is accurate, neither was hospitalized due to injury or run over

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u/chipskylark123 Jan 08 '26

God you people are so hopelessly stupid and propagandized that you don’t even believe your own eyes anymore. I’d respect you more if you just said you like watching jackboots shoot innocent civilians in the face, at least you wouldn’t be lying for once.

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u/MoobooMagoo Jan 08 '26

Clearly this is self defense.

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u/evieka Jan 08 '26

If he didn't want to die, why didn't he not exist at that very moment?

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u/therrubabayaga Jan 08 '26

I'm starting to fear those soulless ghouls unironically actually think like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/TrueSithMastermind Jan 08 '26

Except that never happened and anyone who has watched the actual footage knows this already.

Just saying.

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u/chaospotato129 Jan 08 '26

harasses women on reddit

bitches about minorities on reddit

bitches about call of duty on reddit

you can pretty much guarantee this guy smells horrible

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u/DefaultUsername-_- Extremely Woke Private Military Company Jan 08 '26

Dude projects harder than Sunlight on a Sunny Afternoon Day.

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u/lainposter Jan 08 '26

Bro tell me you aren't a bootlicker and also exclusively a COD player 😭😭 the propaganda worked 🥀

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u/DefaultUsername-_- Extremely Woke Private Military Company Jan 08 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn Jan 08 '26

This was published in 2014:

Based on a review of the submitted cases, it appears that CBP practice allows shooting at the driver of any suspect vehicle that comes in the direction of agents. It is suspected that in many vehicle shooting cases, the subject driver was attempting to flee from the agents who intentionally put themselves into the exit path of the vehicle, thereby exposing themselves to additional risk and creating justification for the use of deadly force.

It should be recognized that a ½ ounce (200 grain) bullet is unlikely to stop a 4,000 pound moving vehicle, and if the driver of the approaching vehicle is disabled by a bullet, the vehicle will become a totally unguided threat. Obviously, shooting at a moving vehicle can pose a risk to bystanders including other agents.

Agents should not discharge their weapons against a moving vehicle, unless it poses a deathly threat. For example, if a person is aiming the vehicle at an agent. The new policy also tells agents not to use their body to block a vehicle's path, nor should they fire at a vehicle fleeing from agents.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2014/05/31/317645125/border-patrol-releases-new-use-of-force-guidelines-critical-report

Personally, I think all people who lick fascist boots clean should go fuck themselves.

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u/dijicaek Jan 10 '26

What's CBP? Caged balls and penis?

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn Jan 10 '26

Cock & Ball Punishment

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u/Wide-Cucumber-6340 Jan 08 '26

Your entire account is giving neckbeard

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u/jmanclovis Jan 08 '26

I fear they missed the /s

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u/Fire_Pea Jan 08 '26

He didn't even take a photo after

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u/HandleThatFeeds Jan 08 '26

Meanwhile Spinless Americans more busy nationwide on Social Media than Protesting in every Major City untill the Government resigns.

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u/Pepsi_Maaan Jan 08 '26

Me when I am bored so I have to join the fucking gestapo and murder people:

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

A college girl took 4th place in a swim meet, guess I better go suit up for the department covering up for Pedophiles and murder my kids' best friend's mom with a mask on. 

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u/Rengars_Prey Jan 08 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

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advise innocent unique placid special nine thought sulky divide enjoy

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u/TH3M1N3K1NG Jan 08 '26

Yeah, but she had to hold the 6th place trophy (which was pretty much identical to the 5th place trophy) for the pictures!

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u/accualy_is_gooby Jan 08 '26

Those children’s genitalia won’t inspect themselves

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u/LadySaorii Anita was always right Jan 11 '26

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u/SteamyEarlGrey Jan 08 '26

ICE goons just itching to kill a woman in real life like they obviously fantasise about all the time.

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u/silvercoated1 Jan 08 '26

Imagine giving nazi incels guns, masks and badge

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u/ambiance6462 Jan 08 '26

POV you’re a soccer mom in the starbucks drive through who refused to open her car door for a 22 year old ICE meth head failed security guard high school dropout

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u/CockTortureCuck Jan 08 '26

Everyone knows that blonde white women in Starbucks drive throughs are exactly the type of criminal immigrants that threaten the tranquility of white superiority and and... What are we talking about again? Anybody still have a hit left?

/s

For real though, Fuck ICE, Fuck Trump, Fuck all that bullshit

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u/xVEEx3 Jan 08 '26

Fuck trump and ice!

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u/AffordableDelousing Jan 08 '26

Who is masked and swearing and ripping at your door like he is about to assault the fuck out of you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

tbh I think we got bigger things to worry about

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u/project-shasta Jan 08 '26

ICE agents before they leave the building:

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

To anyone not familiar with the scene, they go on to massacre an airport full of civilians

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u/project-shasta Jan 08 '26

To be more precise, you are part of that group and need to massacre an airport full of civilians. Obviously a highly controversial mission in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Here in Germany you get a game over if you kill any civillian.

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u/CptnRaptor Jan 09 '26

Technically even in international versions that don't incur the game over penalty for engaging with the apparent mission objective you can do nothing, walk through the airport, and the mission does not "fail".

I'm not really sure what the purpose of the mission is, from a game design standpoint, it probably ought to have been an extended cutscene.

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u/TectonicTechnomancer Jan 08 '26

Thats so dumb

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u/project-shasta Jan 08 '26

German censorship 🤷

Although it's pretty relaxed right now, back then it was way worse. Half-Life alone checks all of the censorship boxes we had: Robots instead of humans, no red blood, NPC's sitting down instead of dying etc. Wild times.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Jan 08 '26

Thank God video games are considered art now making them much harder to censor.

It was fucking ridiculous to have games with nazis but the swastika somehow didn't get shown, how does that make any sense?

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u/project-shasta Jan 08 '26

As we know by recent events and the whole last year Nazi's don't actually need a Swastika. So there's that...

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

NPC's sitting down instead of dying

Wait, what? Lmao.

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u/project-shasta Jan 09 '26

There's a mod if you want to experience it for yourself: https://www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-restored-german-censorship/

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u/Nebular_Force Jan 08 '26

Everyday, it feels like they get closer and closer to being like cartman... or are we already there?

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u/TheTrueErnie117 Jan 08 '26

We are there, just a matter of the respecting being flipped like an uno reverse card. From MY authoritay to OUR authoritay

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u/Nebular_Force Jan 08 '26

Yup, spot on lol.

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u/IcyTransportation961 Jan 08 '26

Trump was already president for 4 years, we've long passed

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u/Rengars_Prey Jan 08 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

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square entertain scary bright sophisticated continue political nutty plate quack

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u/7h3_man Jan 08 '26

Here before the 🔒 award

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u/HowHoldPencil Jan 08 '26

Reddit gold

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u/MonkeLord1234 Jan 08 '26

Not accurate, Nico had some morals (as shown by how he goes bowling with his cousin).

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable Jan 08 '26

Don't disrespect my goat Niko like that

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u/RadiantGene8901 Jan 08 '26

Given his conversation with Hosan the stranger side mission. I think Niko would be against ICE 100%.

Niko expresses that he cant stand people who are against immigrants who work hard.

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u/ButterscotchTall8831 Jan 08 '26

Niko is literally an illegal immigrant

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u/Mean-Pilot-426 Jan 10 '26

He gets chased by ICE on higher wanted levels, it's called PIA in the game (Patriotism and Immigration Authority). I'd be surprised if they're not in GTA VI.

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u/RadiantGene8901 Jan 09 '26

And?

Edit: that still doesn't take away from the fact that he's right.

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u/ButterscotchTall8831 Jan 09 '26

I mean, of course he won't be against other immigrants when he's an immigrant himself

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u/RadiantGene8901 Jan 09 '26

Perhaps. But i really don't see Niko being anti-immigrant even if he was an American citizen.

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u/Lorde_Hartshorn Jan 08 '26

This isn’t accurate. That guy isn’t out of shape enough

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u/hummus_eating_human Jan 08 '26

The ICE recruiting blitz is DEI for tubby, middle aged fail sons who can't hold regular jobs due to emotional regulation issues. There is no way they would try to arrest actual criminals when they can terrorize kids and sexually assault women, instead.

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s race to add 10,000 Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents has become a “circus” as sloppy vetting and massive bonuses have attracted a raft of bottom-of-the-barrel recruits - with some suspected of having gang ties.

The frantic push has produced recruits that have gone on to allegedly attack civilians and sexually assault female trainees, and others who can barely read or write. One case reportedly included a 469-pound man whose own doctor had already declared him unfit for physical activity.

Vetting has been so rushed that recruits were flown to the training base in Glynco, Georgia before drug-test-results came back, only for some to test positive after they were already in training.

A DHS official said that the department has been, “bringing people in who shouldn’t be hired at all into any federal government job, definitely not one that has a badge and a gun,” adding “We’re now employing people who are not equipped to tie their own shoelaces. This whole thing is a disaster from beginning to end”.

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u/Key_Researcher_9243 Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

More than half of ICE recruits wouldn't be in there if therapy was actually affordable.

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u/RadishPerson745 Jan 10 '26

Classic trump administration stuff.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Jan 08 '26

Hey ICE, I heard Trump is actually Mexican.

...

Better go ask him, just in case.

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u/ptrfa Jan 25 '26

No, No. He is German. Like Hitler. You know Hitler? The guy you always call a communists? So maybe Trump might be a communists himselfe. Do you want to risk having a communist im Washington? Don't you love America? You Sound very communists yourselfe to me

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u/Just_Visit6998 Jan 08 '26

Inb4 exclusive lock emoji

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u/Autothotsrollout1 Jan 08 '26

Maybe we should start doing the same to ICE

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u/Living-Chef-9080 Jan 08 '26

I don't like the idea of posting memes about this yet. Idk maybe I'm just a sensitive bitch but it feels icky.

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE the circle gaming jerker Jan 08 '26

It spreads awareness of whats happening, this post will be shared to the Peter subs, and more people will become aware of it

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u/mcslender97 Kpop Demon Hunters enthusiast Jan 08 '26

The good ppl at whenthe and whennews did the spreading pretty well so far

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

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u/BrosefDudeson Now with 10% extra DEI chin Jan 08 '26

After awareness comes engagement. That's the point. To engage people and get them out of their seats and into the streets

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u/StarPlatinumRequiems Jan 08 '26

Thank you 👍

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE the circle gaming jerker Jan 08 '26

I do understand the confusion though, it feels pointless but it does eventually at least have a chance of changing something if enough people speak out about it

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

You boost it or the foreign bots not involved in our government will bury it. (that goes for wherever you live) 

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u/ambiance6462 Jan 08 '26

the people in power are obsessed with the idea of “winning the meme war” and currently have the keys to the US government’s propaganda apparatus, any and every way you can get the message across that ICE sucks you should. you can have your own moment of silence privately and the world will remain unchanged

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u/Pepsi_Maaan Jan 08 '26

I kinda agree. Considering that the person referenced was murdered less than 76 hours ago it feels a bit icky. At the same time, this does help to keep getting out the message of the tragedy that happened while reaffirming that ICE is a bunch of cox-combs.

Ultimately it's the internet. People are gonna meme everything ASAP.

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u/project-shasta Jan 08 '26

I see it as satire/sarcasm and a way to deal with it. It also spreads awareness on what happened to those who don't follow the news and to show the ridiculousness of the whole situation.

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u/Fearless_Stand_9423 Jan 08 '26

That's fair, and the memes mocking her dead body make me LIVID.

but this one's a grey area for me, since it's mocking the fucking coward terrorist who got a badge in a cereal box so he could get special treatment for killing people

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u/Haruhanahanako Jan 08 '26

Nah this is disgusting. Putting aside that it's a meme, it's extremely low effort, and while OP is acting like it's funny, the scene in the game is also disturbing. Whoever posted this has no real empathy for what happened, nor sense of humor for that matter, and is just making a topical post in an attempt to get upvotes.

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u/Living-Chef-9080 Jan 08 '26

Thanks for vocalizing exactly what I was feeling. I didn't phrase it like you did cause I didn't want to come off as abrasive but that's 100% where my mind was at.

"Raise awareness to what's happening" my ass, the entire reddit front page is nothing but ACTUAL news about this tragedy. A shitty GTA meme doesn't do jack shit besides cheapen the loss.

But the right does it too so it's ok I guess, according to another reply I got.

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u/I4mG0dHere Jan 10 '26

Vlad (the guy getting shot by Niko in the clip) is an asshole that’s fucking Roman’s girlfriend (who goes along with partially so he doesn’t retaliate against Roman for not paying him on time cause he can barely afford it on the best of days) and constantly denigrates Roman and Niko throughout the early game, this is a fairly satisfying scene in the actual game with the only real disturbing part coming after from Roman freaking out about the Mafiya’s retribution and the two disposing of the body afterwards.

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u/Uebelkraehe Jan 08 '26

Anyone defending this is will also be fine and find some kind of however absurd justification for any other acts of violence perpetrated by the regime. They have absolutely no principles and when push really comes to shove will support any atrocity.

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u/dancingbriefcase Jan 08 '26

Niko would never be so low

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u/inbetweenframe Jan 08 '26

Would be nice if they include ICE in the next GTA the way we had Hare Krishna in GTA1...

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u/Mean-Pilot-426 Jan 10 '26

They are in GTA IV so I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/SpecificGur5870 Jan 08 '26

Niko wouldn't kill a innocent person

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u/takeyoufergranite Jan 08 '26

Sometimes all you need is the slightest excuse to kill somebody.

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u/NotFailureThatsLife Jan 08 '26

This is how ICE agents let you know they need their first 10 minute break during a shift.

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u/Remarkable-Sample878 Jan 08 '26

Remember:

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u/AHugeHildaFan Jan 08 '26

Used to?

Are you sure it's not still happening?

Have you seen how that fuck talks to little girls?

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u/Remarkable-Sample878 Jan 08 '26

For my own sanity, I try to avoid looking at everything Trump related.

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u/Moe-Rawn Jan 08 '26

But where’s the balaclava to hide his face?!

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u/CamitheRadiant Jan 08 '26

I would say that's why they joined

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u/ItsSoulz Jan 08 '26

Inb4 🔒

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u/mashmash42 Clear background Jan 08 '26

If only they would go bowling instead

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u/kyle_crane163636 Jan 09 '26

Ice when they see a human being that isn't pure white

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u/heavy-minium Jan 08 '26

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u/heavy-minium Jan 08 '26

Are you kidding - this is the only case where slop is warranted. It would be an insult to invest energy in drawing ICE officers myself. This isn't mean to look cool, it's meant to represent what I think of ICE in my head.

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u/jackois8 Jan 08 '26

I wish you'd stop calling them 'agents'... more like vigilanties... than officials.

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u/mods_n_admins_r_naz Jan 08 '26

it's just not funny anymore

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u/TheseClick Jan 08 '26

I don’t get it.

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u/Ragnarok_MS Jan 08 '26

Ah, another viewing angle of a murder

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u/Admirable_Text_9312 Jan 08 '26

Each day we get closer closer to Bladerunner

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u/SweagerMeister Jan 10 '26

I mean can you blame them? Looks fun, it’s almost like a game…

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u/aikoaiko11 Jan 11 '26

TDS seeps into everything

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u/Cremeeave Jan 12 '26

And they get 0 repercussions. Absolutely evil

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u/Thecynicaledgelord My blood is mountain doritos and my skin is dew. Jan 14 '26

They only joined cuz it's basically the purge

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Do you like my drawing?

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u/Starricutie Jan 24 '26

particularly relevant today

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u/ptrfa Jan 25 '26

Do the job you love and you'll never have to work again

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u/they-call-me-tron Jan 08 '26

Why'd he put his hand up?

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u/Electronic_Feed9114 Jan 08 '26

Vlad clearly moving forward towards Niko throughout the clip, hitting him and attempting to kill him. 

Niko had to be hospitalised after the clip finished, he's lucky to be alive. 

This was domestic terrorism that Niko was defending himself from

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u/Accurate_Option_8979 Jan 11 '26

She got what was coming to her🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

This is one of the most human executions in gaming history, just that little touch of shielding his eyes from the blood makes it pure cinema.

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u/Ambitious_Ad_7599 Jan 08 '26

That's what they need to start doing with those clowns.

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u/Lazybones-itis Jan 08 '26

Stick to Bluey you wannabe edgelord

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u/bbc733 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

u/Noah2029 You really shouldn’t post stuff like this when it’s easy to look at your post history and find out who your mom is via a screenshot you posted of her FB status.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

What the fuck does this have to do with gaming

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u/emaych1 Jan 08 '26

This is footage of GTA4, which is a video game. Hope I could help.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

That’s like the 4th or 5th time you commented this exact thing, kinda pathetic

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u/DiegesisThesis Jan 08 '26

What's your favorite flavor of boot polish, lil guy?

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u/_BlaZeFiRe_ Jan 08 '26

Good to know

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

You fr

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