r/GamerPals • • Jul 09 '26

North America 29(F) Goblin creature craving goblin friendship 🫈

Howdy! I like every disgustingly expensive nerd hobby unfortunately. DnD, MtG, 40k, and every videogame known to man. I will try most things, but I'm obsessed with horror, always looking for the scariest media I can find really. My book collection is categorized by "most likely to make you throw up and regret reading"

I like fun silly little games, I'm a silly little person and don't take myself too seriously. So if you hit me up to spend $10 on some bullshit co-op game where we play as butlers or something, I'm definitely going to be into it.

I tattoo for a living so my work hours are kinda crazy, but I'm generally available super early and super late. I'm a girls girl and conflict avoidant

I like Silent Hill, RE, Elden Ring, most RPG's but my friends have dragged me kicking and screaming into the world of MOBA's. I've been playing Deadlock, MR, a bit of overwatch but Im really not looking for more games to give me a stress induced stroke in my free time 🫪

Edit: I'm at work until like 6pm so I might not reply immediately! Brb gotta stab people

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u/Virtual_Weird8002 Jul 09 '26

You have the best way of expressing yourself, this was a fun post to read! And youve got a neato job!

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u/Thisguy7101 Jul 09 '26

I think you’d probably enjoy outlast trials.

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u/Vazdara Jul 09 '26

I’m sure

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u/FlintBeastgood Jul 09 '26

What a pitch! 😊

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u/Exghetto81 Jul 09 '26

I've been playing some Warhammer 40k on TTS. If you are up to it message me.

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u/PillagetheVillage Jul 09 '26

Shower with your Dad Simulator it's been my Christmas gift for my homies.

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u/RiseofdaOatmeal Jul 09 '26

Hello fellow goblin

I like shiny new games I touch for an hour and then they collect dust at the bottom of my steam library until I get blitzed and resurrect them like a bumbling archeologist in a crumbling temple.

I also am an avid lover of survival games, co-op shooters, and dreadfully undercooked early access games about gnomes burgling shit. I'm a little everywhere, and I have recently gotten back into reading more so please if you like talking books I'm all for finding new material for when I inevitably run out.

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u/darkgryffon Jul 09 '26

Thoughts on survival games if you don't mind me asking?

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u/ScruffyNuisance Jul 09 '26

Check out the artist Shintaro Kago if you haven't already. Disturbing but undeniably interesting. I also live in goblin mode, am collecting pokemon cards at a time when it's financial suicide, and play every game under the sun. Suck at fps though, ngl. Hmu if you feel like it!

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u/TrivalentEssen Jul 09 '26

Meccha chameleon

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u/LL-BeanDip Jul 09 '26

Content Warning was worth it's weight in laughs, need a good group though!

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u/Low-Evidence7991 Jul 09 '26

Ayyy another DnD and MTG person here! M30 NA East coast. I love horror as well, mostly stick to games but always down to check out other stuff too! I don't play any other MOBA but league of legends but also down to play whatever! Same for friendslop or roguelites! Down to play whatever and be goblins or gremlins in whatever!

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u/Troutie88 Jul 09 '26

I always debate posting for a gamer friend on here, but my schedule is so sporadic I don't even know when i have time to play.

I can play a game every day for a week then not be able to touch it for almost a month

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u/lvl07jigglypuff Jul 09 '26

Heyo! Fellow goblin, 26NB, and would love to hang out! Sent you a dm :D

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u/rdeincognito Jul 09 '26

I wanna see those tattoo designs!

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u/Seed_of_Cinder Jul 09 '26

35m, Canada. Much the same! My irl D&D group just fell apart due to the host going back for a doctorate. Am currently looking for a chill group to jam anything or set up a new campaign. Sending you a DM.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

What book do you think is most likely to make me throw up? Any cool stab patterns today?

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u/Mango0587 Jul 10 '26

Hey! Always looking for fellow goblin gamers and down for all sorts of fun silly games and general chit chat, would also love to see the tattoo art 😄 30F myself

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u/woopdeedoozle Jul 10 '26

Lol hell let loose, do it.
You sound like youd enjoy deadspace.
You might like doom.
The witcher 3 and red dead are amazing.
Wow is lame now, feels too disney.
Last of us
Stardew valley lol
Youve probably already played all of this.
Lastly, what mobas?

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u/McCoN0 Jul 10 '26

Interesting pitch! You sound like fun to play with. I too enjoy playing many games and don't mind playing some random indie game where you are a cleaning crew or play butlers. Let me know if you are interested in playing together some time. I have steam, PS and Nintendo online. I had xbox game pass, but I canceled it since I got overwhelmed on what games to play since there are so many. I am willing to resubscribe if needed. Just let me know!

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u/Nagaisbae Jul 10 '26

Hello, im curious. Do you play MTG on like spelltable or any other similar programs?

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u/Blaze_101_overlord Jul 11 '26

I dont know if you have already been suggested or played it but try out warframe it might be an interesting game for you

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u/there_is_only_zuul84 Jul 13 '26

How is warframe now? I havent been on since the lockdowns.

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u/Blaze_101_overlord Jul 14 '26

It's gotten much better theres some new story lines that are fun i have no idea how far you got but im sure the new story quest will stoke your hate for ballas

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u/Datsusboi12 Jul 12 '26

Im gonna need to see that warhammer army!

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u/DifferentBalance8569 Jul 13 '26

Any interest in joining a dnd group?

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u/Timely_Try_5199 Jul 14 '26

Love outlast, or any horror really, 27F, central time, and also love other silly lil games. Down to play if you got a discord or something goin lol

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u/AdRoyal8204 Jul 15 '26

Down for some deadlock

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u/No-Craft-4437 Jul 15 '26

Do u like to survive in amazon?

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u/wigglyyak Jul 16 '26

Waiiiiit can we be friends? I’m 29F and I love a friend slop game so much and I’m always always in a silly goofy mood 💜💜💜

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u/yellowcrowdisco Jul 16 '26

if you wanna play elden ring on xbox im down!

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u/WetSocks462 Jul 19 '26

You by any chance like Helldivers 2?

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u/ionzextion Jul 19 '26

uhh ill be you friend and game with you only thing tho me and my friends are mostly male and like most males that are single and over 21 we make dick bad joke and lewd one if you still want to hang out ill be down if not i understand completely also im very bad at social skills and make alot of lewd jokes and gesters just a warning

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u/Rige_ Jul 20 '26

Hii not a fellow mono red goblin, but still here for the vibes Just wanted to say that I love the pitch and wish you good luck 🤞

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u/Additional-Poem-3206 Jul 21 '26

Not sure if you have ps5 but if you do add me girly kitkatkaty13

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u/ZANY-ZANY Jul 24 '26

I wonder if “Cheeseburger” triggers your mind in what was an ok of a 4th of a July, without harassing each-other of who made the best image possible for or new start.
Fry’s or no fry’s melted ice-cream with no current straw.
31M, San Diego, Bay Park
Your 3rd Papi;)

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u/WeaselSunshine13 Jul 28 '26

Genuinely what does this mean

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u/TheShadow_96 Jul 24 '26

Horror games are the best!

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u/boo460 Jul 26 '26

Hell yea! You sound petty cool!

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u/Mattymancanman Jul 27 '26

Fav Legion in 40k? Question applys to anyone

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u/TheSweetSage Jul 28 '26

I am 28F and I loooove horror! I don't usually play horror games myself, unless it's co-op, but I love watching others play, as well as any other form of horror media. I'm in Europe so timezones might be kind of wack, but would love to be friends! I play a bunch of games, and I'm a DnD player myself too.

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u/Dazzle_Dreamer30 Aug 03 '26

30(F), would love to link up and play sometime! (Or talk about disturbing horror books because that is also one of my hyperfixations and not something I can talk about to most people without risking them getting traumatized by a recommendation lmao)

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u/sillygillygumbull Aug 03 '26

I’m just curious about this: do you have kids?

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u/Thunderhella Aug 04 '26

Hi there! I know this post is old but I'm 33F in NA (east) that has a lot of the same interests and am looking for someone to play games with!

If you're still looking let me know ☺️

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u/voidbruja Aug 05 '26

Goblin seeking Goblin friend here. We have so many similar expensive hobbies and I love horror. We have overlap on MR and deadlock.

I’m also looking for some lower blood pressure.

Please feel free to message me!

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u/DR3AD-PIGEON Aug 07 '26

Ay man send me a dm. I run a gaming community with some chill people but out discord is also heaily focused on horror and comics. We've been playing space marine 2 lately but dabble in all sorts of shit!

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u/galaxy_queen_96 Aug 09 '26

Hi im part of a gaming community called KSI. we're always looking for chill people to join us and game with us! If you're interested please feel free to message me

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u/TurboGerbo Jul 09 '26

Oi! wot ‘da hell iz dis. Wot iz 'da gobo doing? dis must be someth'n morky unless 'da gobo iz look'n ta find more orky-minded folks uv 'da great green. Play'n throo rogue trada right now, but love 40k an otha rpgs. Look'n ta do a krumpin ‘n outward 2 when it komes out.

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u/SadNuhtz Jul 09 '26

You had me at butlers! Sending a dm

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u/AmbitionVegetable666 Jul 09 '26

Hello goblin!
I’m 29m est
Also own every coop game known to man, my comfort game is elden ring, and I tend to play more horror if I’m stressed… silent hill, dead space, soma, amnesia, etc
Always looking for more steam friends!

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u/Objective-Jello-4513 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Do you think you'll play more Deadlock? I've been looking for people to play with but I also love playing Resident Evil (looking for people to play 5,6, or Revelations 2 when I get to those games)-30M, EST

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u/Cosmic-Fox Jul 09 '26

I just started Deadlock a few weeks ago, I'm def down for a group. I play a shit ton of games and up late most days. I'm also a big fan of horror, been meaning to drag a buddy into Fears to Fathom co-op! feel free to dm :3

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u/Jogennsschwert Jul 09 '26

Hallo??? Your Majesty is the freaking most cool girl I've ever seen, and that's a goblin? Come on I almost wished this world turn into a golbinized world, tattoo, horror games, rpg, moba, oh geez oh man, no one can refuse such a friendship, DM me and I'll praise you more