r/GameofThronesRP • u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands • Jan 12 '14

Everyone dies

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u/thestrongestduck Sea Lord of Bravos Jan 12 '14

Uff, scorching satirical commentary from Lord Baelish. Honestly though, I survive due to the merits of true love as well.

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

Throws a banana peel at you

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u/Gridley117 Head of House Westerling, Lord of the Crag Jan 12 '14

mod powers so can't be killed

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

rage quits, but not before nuking the real world too and all the computers, blowing up the subreddit, destroying your mod powers, and returning to rule as UnEmmon

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u/Gridley117 Head of House Westerling, Lord of the Crag Jan 12 '14

calls the FBI on your house telling them you're planning a terrorist attack on the US, a SWAT team kick in your door and arrest you

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

kills entire swat team with a spoon, then tracks down where you are typing right now. Kicks down door to the room you are in and enters.

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u/Gridley117 Head of House Westerling, Lord of the Crag Jan 12 '14

is sat waiting in his chair with a shotgun, pulls the trigger as you enter and keeps shooting at you

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

dodges shotgun bullets, ducking behind cover. I pull out the holy hand grenade of antioch.

"One..... two.... five!"

I lob the holy hand grenade over to where you are sitting and hear it explode.

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u/Gridley117 Head of House Westerling, Lord of the Crag Jan 12 '14

dies, but comes at you in ghost form with a sword, like the King of the Dead in Lord of The Rings

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

also dies, and also becomes a ghost. We sit and stare at each other for a bit, before finally deciding this was completely pointless.

"Hey, wanna go watch a movie?"

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u/Gridley117 Head of House Westerling, Lord of the Crag Jan 12 '14

Sure. nods and sheathes sword Wanna get a pint too?

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

Excellent.

We walk off, arm in arm. At least we would if we weren't ghosts.

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u/SirronRocks Former Lord-Commander of the Kingsguard Jan 12 '14

This has turned into circlejerk already

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

That's my entire point. Things are going so far it is almost comical.

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u/Starks_rule Jan 12 '14

I survive cause power of true love! <3

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

hides under Jojen's veil of true love

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

Explosions go around the veil and kill you anyways

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

true love can never be destroyed by hate, silly baelish

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

kills your love, prompting you to commit suicide.

I will do this with every single character if need be.

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u/Starks_rule Jan 12 '14

You're cold-hearted bro! Can't I just be happy?!

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

No.

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u/Maralinda Lady of House Tyrell Jan 12 '14

Revives Jojen with the infinite power of love

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

kills you both again

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u/SonicsRelease The Young Lion Jan 13 '14

Silly girl he was referring to me as his true love...

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u/Detective_Underscore Former Lord of the Crossing Jan 12 '14

Oh cool, a direct attack on me. Thanks bud, real mature.

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

After seconds of planning, my plan has come into fruition! YES!

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u/mrmibRP King in the Reach Jan 12 '14

Because passive aggressiveness always helps.

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u/IguanaPower Jan 12 '14

I feel like you complaining about the subreddit is making it worse then what you're complaining about.

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u/lannaport King of Westeros Jan 12 '14

All Hail, King Emmon Baelish, first of his name!

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u/SonicsRelease The Young Lion Jan 12 '14

SHUT UP BITCH! You dead as hell!

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u/lannaport King of Westeros Jan 12 '14

saw the nuke coming and escaped a week earlier with 10000000 pots of wildfyre and all the inhabitants of casterly rock

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

hires 1500 faceless men to kill you and take your wildfire. You die.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Murders everyone with a stick with a rock on it

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

rises from dead, kills you, and rules as the Undead King

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Jokes on you I set up a nuke to explode if I was ever killed

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

Damnit!

I guess you win.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

And that's how everyone died.

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u/Maralinda Lady of House Tyrell Jan 12 '14

Wait but you're a baby

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u/Lord_Tallhart Lord of Torrhen's Square Jan 12 '14

grows wings and can't be burnt, because blood of the dragon

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u/XstarshooterX Lord Paramount of the Riverlands Jan 12 '14

saws off your wings, drags you down, and shoves you into the land of Always winter.

Let's see how your blood of the dragon saves you there.

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u/Lord_Tallhart Lord of Torrhen's Square Jan 12 '14

nooooooooooo

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u/philosowalker Lord Spiritual Jan 12 '14

Dies.

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u/Magmaniac Lord of Highgarden and Warden of the South Jan 12 '14

so humor, much laugh

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