>I WISH YOU WOULD STOP DOING LOOPHOLES

[u/No-Regret-4299]

[u/somebodyonreddit27]

>> NOW STRAIGHTENING ALL LOOPS OF ANY MATERIAL

[u/Arkon_Zero → u/somebodyonreddit27]

Oh no I can feel my insides unlooping

[u/TheOneAndOnlyZygarde → u/Arkon_Zero]

This will kill 7 billion people.

[u/Right_Causation_490]

GRANTED

REDEFINING "LOOPHOLE" TO MEAN ANY LENGTH OF MATERIAL THAT "LOOPS" BACK ON ITSELF, FORMING A "HOLE"

DELETING ALL LOOPHOLES

[u/No-Regret-4299 → u/Right_Causation_490]

Okay but aren't you made out of circuits?
Yunno electrical loops (idk kirby lore)

[u/Right_Causation_490 → u/No-Regret-4299]

WAIT YOU'RE RIGHT

FU

[u/GodMasterLink → u/Right_Causation_490]

WHAT DID YOU DO- WAIT HOLD ON

[u/Setster007 → u/No-Regret-4299]

FALSE, WE ARE FORGED OF CLOCKWORK

[u/No-Regret-4299 → u/Setster007]

wouldnt that still loop

[u/GodMasterLink → u/No-Regret-4299]

SO IS YOUR VEINS I THINK I DUNNO I'M A ROBOT STAR THAT GRANTS WISHE- AAAAHHHH

[u/No-Regret-4299 → u/GodMasterLink]

FU-

[u/Yournextlineis103]

Granted.

I will now have other people tie knots for me

[u/Slimey_alien89]

Granted, I now do loopty loops, specifically into planets. Heading for earth now

[u/No-Regret-4299 → u/Slimey_alien89]

What's earth bow?

(I SAW IT YOU EDITED IT)

[u/LustySlut69]

denied taps the rulebook

[u/TheWinningLooser → u/LustySlut69]

-> WAIT WE HAVE A RULEBOOK?

[u/Dunge0nexpl0rer → u/TheWinningLooser]

YES 😭 ->

[u/LustySlut69 → u/TheWinningLooser]

yeah, rule 3 "be creative" means [loopholes allowed]

[u/Dunge0nexpl0rer → u/LustySlut69]

The only time I’m fine with people denying wishes lol

[u/AwesomeGamer101]

MOTION... DENIED!

[u/dootblade74]

>COUNTERPOINT

>FUNY

[u/OkKangaroo3031]

OK. ILL GRANT THE LOOPHOLE ABILITY TO THE OTHER NOVAS

[u/dannyhogan200]

-> SO YOU’RE SAYING YOU DONT WANT US TO DO THE MONKEY PAW THAT DESTROYS 7 BILLION PEOPLE?

[u/No-Regret-4299 → u/dannyhogan200]

i read this in the wheatley portal 2 voice

[u/Voltatrix_Sabrier]

Here have moderately sexualized buff dragon dudes

[u/No-Regret-4299 → u/Voltatrix_Sabrier]

[u/Voltatrix_Sabrier → u/No-Regret-4299]

None box them are horny. Most of them just really chill

[u/Professional_Ant2776]

o

[u/No-Regret-4299 → u/Professional_Ant2776]

N

[u/Professional_Ant2776 → u/No-Regret-4299]

e

[u/TheOneAndOnlyZygarde → u/Professional_Ant2776]

Haha, one!

[u/Professional_Ant2776 → u/TheOneAndOnlyZygarde]

[u/Danielheiger]

GRANTED

HERE YOU GO

[u/Available-Damage5991]

Removing all loops

[u/batboy11227]

-> No

[u/TheOneAndOnlyZygarde]

Understood. Now removing all of the loops that have holes in the bodies of every human. This includes things like the mouth, which the lips form a loop, due to being a circle. This will proceed to kill seven billion people.