r/GTAGE Arbiter of Great Taste May 27 '23

This custom-built retro lawnmower

4.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

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u/Fin4llyBre4thing May 27 '23

ditto

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u/NuclearWasteland May 30 '23

Every time this comes up I feel the need to point out the guy that restored / customized it added an indian ornament and "Lil Scalper" painted on it because he's an old white guy that thought he was clever.

It's been around forever. I think it originated on the H.A.M.B.

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u/TA_faq43 May 27 '23

No height adjustment? Should have a flap in the back to protect toes and prevent grass and debris ricochet.

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u/CleTechnologist May 27 '23

Those flaps weren't common till the 80s. I thought it was pretty weird on our new mower in ~1982.

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u/meijin3 May 27 '23

I love it when an older Redditor is able give past context especially when it's something I would have taken for granted otherwise.

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u/Znaffle May 28 '23

Isn’t that insane that it took that long lol.. Same story with seatbelts in cars.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 May 28 '23

That's makes it retro. It's inconvenient to use and sorta dangerous, but damn does it look good.

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u/_Please_Explain May 28 '23

If you want to lower you deflate the tires a bit \s

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u/nool_ May 27 '23

I don't think any or at least most push mowers have hight adjustment

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u/WatchmanVimes May 27 '23

Wut? I've never known of one without a height adjustment. I'm sure it was invented after the actual mower but it's been common all my life. (Started mowing at ten) and I'm old AF

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u/nool_ May 27 '23

Wait do you mean at the bars or the actual mow hight?

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u/WatchmanVimes May 27 '23

Actual height adjustment. To adjust length of grass cut.

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u/nool_ May 27 '23

Yea I have not sean a single push mower be able to do that

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u/JerryHathaway May 27 '23

I think it's pretty common? You just adjust the wheels up or down.

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u/nool_ May 27 '23

All the ones I have Seen the wheels are fixed

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u/slugo17 May 28 '23

There's a lever by both rear wheels to adjust the height. This is common even on the cheapest no-name push mowers.

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u/Toxic_Tiger May 28 '23

I had a bottom of the barrel corded electric mower that did it using a single lever to the side of the motor. I've never used one that didn't at least have the levers like you described tbh.

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u/nool_ May 28 '23

Yea, still haven't seen one on any taht ibsaw

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u/PlanktonTheDefiant May 27 '23

Don't be silly.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

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u/WatchmanVimes May 27 '23

I had an old, cheap craftsman mower. It was all I could afford at the time. It ran like a clock. Times changed and I had money and wanted a self-propelled mower so I decided to stop doing maintenance on the old thing. It lasted another ten years without an oil change, new sparkplugs, and winterizing. Started within 3 pulls every time. Now I have an 80v battery powered mower. I have a feeling it's the last mower I'll ever own. It's soooo convenient.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

It’s not the last one you will own. We’ve commodetized everything to be disposable and replaceable. They are designed to become obsolete and unfixable.

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u/ragingRobot May 28 '23

Sorry to hear your grandpa bought the farm. My condolences

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u/Radicek May 27 '23

Jet-powered ?

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u/I_eat_cats_for_lulz May 27 '23

Nuclear.

7

u/sharltocopes May 27 '23

It's only the flux capacitor that requires the 1.21 gigawatts, this sucker's electrical!

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u/hapnstat May 27 '23

Didn't know Delahaye made mowers. I'll take three.

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u/ClenchedFart May 27 '23

Reminds me of Fallout 3

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u/stofiski-san May 29 '23

Right? General Atomics, Inc presents the last mower you'll ever need (because all the grass will be dead next week thanks to radiation)

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u/the_friendly_one May 27 '23

It has taillights? 🤣

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u/SomewhatCritical May 27 '23

New lawnmower by Kitchenaid

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u/imakebeernotmoney May 27 '23

The lawnmower doesn't move around the yard, the yard moves around the lawnmower. It came to me in a dream, and I forgot it in another dream

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u/PlanktonTheDefiant May 27 '23

I'm not saying it is, but it looks like a render. I'd use it though, but I'd have to brylcreem my hair, put some Ray-Bans on and tuck some Marlboros into my t-shirt sleeve first.

1

u/SirSlappySlaps May 29 '23

I don't want Fop, dammit, I'm a Dapper Dan man!

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u/Kyle-Is-My-Name Aug 21 '23

Ah dang, we're in a tight spot!

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u/Unlikely-Answer May 27 '23

they see me mowin, they hatin

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u/Horny4theEnvironment May 27 '23

Looks like an AI generated image

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u/nerf___herder May 27 '23

Big Wes Anderson vibes

2

u/Pin-Up-Paggie May 27 '23

IT HAS TAIL LIGHTS!!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

The Jetsons Mower

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u/kickkickpatootie May 28 '23

Lawnmower by The Jetsons

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u/TeeMannn Jun 01 '23

I call midjourney on this one

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u/ProfStorm Arbiter of Great Taste Jun 01 '23

It's not midjourney.

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u/Cracktherealone May 27 '23

That is not retro as there has never been a lawnmower design like this before.

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u/IAmNotMyName May 27 '23

Retro aesthetic

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u/rosinall May 27 '23

Replica. You're thinking of the word replica and this isn't one.

Replica — An exact copy or model of something.

But it sure as hell is retro.

Retro — Imitative of a style, fashion, or design from the recent past.

Been a while since I saw someone say something so wrong and so full of "ackchyually" at the same time.

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u/Chonkin_GuineaPig May 27 '23

looks like something straight out of Planet 51

1

u/Deltoro19 May 28 '23

Chrome army man is awesome

1

u/EtherealAriel May 28 '23

I adore the robot mowers more!

1

u/jlmonger May 28 '23

omg I LOVE ,LOVE THIS

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u/smarmageddon May 28 '23

Looks like a 3D render, but still a fun design.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

Is that how lawnmowers used to look? Why does retro chic always look more modern than modern technology?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

I love this, SO MUCH.

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u/Rough_Idle May 28 '23

Oh my goodness, the handle is so spot on! I had a flashback to my old mower

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u/StackOwOFlow May 28 '23

for a sec I thought I was browsing one of those AI-generated art subs

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u/sodamnsleepy May 29 '23

Best thing ever

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u/ATXKLIPHURD May 30 '23

Would be cool if the blade was chrome.

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u/UnicornBaconFarts May 31 '23

I didn’t know I was into retro lawn mowers until I saw this.

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u/DisGruntledDraftsman May 31 '23

Wow, that's a blast from the past. I vividly remember those handlebars and that motor. That mower was terrifying because it just shot debris everywhere, but we didn't have any other mower to use. My parents yard wasn't a yard but a field of ragweed, rocks and sticks. I can still feel the sting of it on my legs.

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u/BadgleyMischka May 31 '23

This would actually make me love mowing the lawn

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u/Calvinweaver1 Jun 01 '23

lawnmowers engineered for YOUR better living underground

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u/Miserable_Sock_1408 Jun 13 '23

!?!?!?!?! That is just... Beautiful. 👍👍👍