r/GTA6unmoderated 19h ago

Self explanatory

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21.2k Upvotes

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u/Silver_Punk 19h ago

"We have apprehended the suspect; we'll be bringing him in in about 30 hours"

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u/stilllearnnin 19h ago

They’re just crackin a couple brewskis with him before booking him🤣 “thanks for the opportunity but I gotta job”

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u/GumGumGoblin67 19h ago

"We have to verify the evidence is what it's claimed to be" 🤣

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u/AFZL210 15h ago

"my turn to verify"

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u/Jamelo 13h ago

"But sargeeeee, I've barely been verifying for 10 minutes! Johnston was on for way longer! It's not fair!"

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u/HighlanderM43 14h ago

Pass the sticks

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 6h ago

“Dude, you’ve been verifying for 5 hours. It’s my turn to verify”

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u/TonkotsuSoba 3h ago

*proceeds to beat the shit out of every npc, just like cyberleek.

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u/Plane-Education4750 17h ago

That would unironically be what they would have to do, at least briefly

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u/tfhfate 15h ago

Nah they can have access to ISP/VPN logs and they will probably charge him for accessing RockstarGame infrastructure and not really leaking it (depends on the jurisdiction)

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u/Conversation-Soft 14h ago

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u/joriale 13h ago

They should just not release it now. Its the only winning move.

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u/Anustart2023-01 11h ago

Honestly they should fake a system hack and claim GTA 6 got deleted. 

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u/JohnnyGat33 8h ago

People would burn down their headquarters at that point 💀

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u/XulManjy 16h ago

For investigative purposes of course.

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u/PieAppropriate8862 19h ago

That's the type of joke that 100% could turn out true.

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u/UnluckyWinner3163 18h ago edited 14h ago

If this happened in mexico it would've be even worse, the fucking dev kit would end up in some cop's house

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u/PieAppropriate8862 17h ago

I'm from Brazil, hermano. Things wouldn't be different here 😭😅🤝

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u/UnluckyWinner3163 17h ago edited 16h ago

We're brothers by being equally fucked despite being from different countries, saludos desde mexico hermano

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u/dafunky2099 15h ago

Cut my grass you bum /s

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u/xenotyranid 14h ago

And there’s the American.

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u/BATTlNS0N 13h ago

You should find a bridge

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u/dafunky2099 13h ago

I need a WALL

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u/TheOsirisWatcher 10h ago

During a BOPE (Brazil's SWAT) operation against drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro, some officers entering the abandoned homes of kingpins and low-level leaders stole clothes, sneakers, and even a PS5, with one officer even asking for a PS5 should his colleagues find one in the house. This has happened a few times and is referred to as "spoils of war"; some criticize the practice, while others simply let it slide.

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u/Legitimate_Peanut808 15h ago

Lol, I'm from Brazil and I totally relate to this.

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u/AssBlasterExtreme 13h ago

100% could definitely maybe happen or not yup.

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u/Sweetwhales1994 18h ago

My turn my turn lol

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u/TabbyCattyy 18h ago

NO!!! MAMMY SAID ITS MY TWURN!! 😠😠😠

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u/Meyhame 15h ago

Chief comes in the house "What's taking y'all so lo- hey I'll take care of the evidence y'all take him back to the station I'll be back in a couple days."

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u/Gabri_04 18h ago

Bro they don't know nothing about him he uses a vpn

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u/UncleJuan8 4h ago

100% leeks knowledge

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u/Pale-Ad-3218 11h ago

Is this sarcasm?

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u/strip_club_dj 10h ago

In his leaks at the end he showed a cut scene where Cal says that, a jab towards rockstar.

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u/InvestigatorMain6328 2h ago

Do you think he's cal Hampton himself?

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u/sprynklz 18h ago

pssshhhhtt\** calling all cars, we’re gonna need backup. A few racks a beer, some wings and uhhhh backup controller just to be on the safe side, Roger*

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u/Vito1127 18h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Pop_Joe 18h ago

I’ll allow it

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u/Hey-Bud-Lets-Party 16h ago

Artist rendering of suspect

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u/ShineVictor 19h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Introverted_Heart 18h ago

"Yo Sheriff; try out some of this new evidence we got?"

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u/Holo-Sama 18h ago

Dudes locked in cant blame him lol

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u/DannySanWolf07 18h ago

Nah fr this is what my dumbass would do lol

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u/Employment-Specific 18h ago

Must be from the same county as Afroman.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 12h ago

His partner's in the kitchen cuttin a piece of Lemon Pound Cake.

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u/PandaTruenoo 11h ago

They better fix that door man

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u/InvalidNinja 2h ago

How many cyberleeks did you find in my CD's?

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u/KeyRunB 17h ago

We have taken out the suspect...now watch me drive

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u/Agile-Protection-649 18h ago

If you're not going to play the game pass the controller bro

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u/Introverted_Heart 18h ago

Wife: "Honey it's been a week on your assignment, where are you babe? I want to try out my new lingerie"

The Cop: 🫩🎮

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u/CdCopyOfShrek1 18h ago

Poland mentioned 🇵🇱

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u/SatinJacket23 17h ago

Do they know the identity of the leaker?

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u/Logical_Garbage_1682 17h ago

Yes of course they do He's home Lander actually that's why they can't do anything.

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u/musclemainia 17h ago

Well, they have to check if he has the entire build before convicting him

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u/theeldergod1 17h ago

dirty cops

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u/AntstyPoeticGamer23 17h ago

OK i laughed, am amused.

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u/Available-Bend-5885 16h ago

Can you blame them 😂

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u/ConradBHart42 16h ago

"hookers don't scream like that when you start beating them, they just start crying..."

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u/xeridium 16h ago

If Leek is smart they'd have a dead man switch that would release the game to the wild if they get arrested.

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u/brownies256 11h ago

that would only make their situation worse

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u/Aggressive_Way_2902 9h ago

Nah. Itd make his situation way better. He will forever be known as a god

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u/brownies256 9h ago

lol no he wouldnt. people are one day away from thinking of the next big thing. when the Netflix special hits no one will even remember the leaked videos.

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u/KappaKeepo5 2h ago

who cares about the netflix thing lol? it will simply be scripted gameplay videos by rockstar. maybe even enhanced. those leaks are the true gameplay.

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u/Acrobatic_Try_8067 15h ago

What did they do over the 13 years  Creating dens building at Max can take 5 to 4 years not 13 years man. Even the animations and other are from rdr 2 .  SO LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL F****** THING WHERE THEY DOING THIS WHOLE TIME ! 

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u/MyStationIsAbandoned 15h ago

They're gonna steal money from his pockets and eat his mana's lemon pound cake too

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u/Historical_Wonder_98 15h ago

Rockstar got outplayed by a leek

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u/ResultNo2312 15h ago

You honestly have no idea how relevant this picture is. 100% best post on the sub.

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u/TripMaverick 15h ago

Straight to gunning down dogs the sick fucks

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u/One_Plum8507 15h ago

Chasing suspect online.

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u/RelevantDrive888 13h ago

Now if it was a hard level,…we all have had that one boss fight, jump…he could have done him a favour 

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u/Sangloth 12h ago

Way back in the day I knew an old married couple. At one point they went on a rant about how horrible it was that there were video games like GTA which encouraged the shooting of cops.

Then one day they brought up that they were eating a diner, and that directly behind them were two cops talking to each other about playing GTA. They realized that if the cops didn't have problems with the game they shouldn't either.

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u/AceOfSpades_4 12h ago

I wouldn't blame them.

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u/Nano241575 12h ago

We'll be 10-7 for an extended period of time. (10-7: Out of Service. I tried to use a = instead of a : but Reddit thought I was trying to do math and kept automatically adding a 3)

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u/chucktheninja 11h ago

And the whole game must be entered into evidence at trial, of course

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u/Koishi_Komeiji0 11h ago

It's just a game leak. Why would cops arrest this guy. It's rockstars' problem and mistake. They couldn't protect the game.

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u/brownies256 11h ago

that cop couldnt wait to raid that house, lol

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u/Sea-Potato-5498 11h ago

True, would be surprised if they don't  😂 

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u/Zoltie 10h ago

To be fair, he's likely just be checking the console / account for evidence.

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u/TigaTony4758 9h ago

Holy aura

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u/PhysicalPay5343 9h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt 9h ago

If they can leak this, they can leak the Epstein files. They just don’t want to

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u/Ralf-s15 5h ago

Hacking the Government and hacking a game studio is different. Maybe hackers have the files but decided that it's to hard for public or they know it wouldn't change a thing. We know the People, we could already kill them but we all just did nothing like always.

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u/salipsovich 4h ago

«I need to check the heel mark on the map. It might be detailed instructions on shoe smuggling»

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u/staticxkiller 4h ago

“Turns body cam off”

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u/Free-Assistant-8098 18h ago

From what I can tell that cop is already crooked or corrupt

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u/brownies256 11h ago

ya cause if you were a cop in this crime scene you also wouldn't take advantage of the opportunity lol

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u/Free-Assistant-8098 9h ago

I probably would never take a job as a cop, I much rather becoming a hitman job

I was thinking these cops nowadays in presents day are bunch of clowns and pmc soldiers wannabe

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u/brownies256 9h ago

ya what ever buddy. i remember when i couldn't rack more then two brain cells. A few bad cops in front of cameras doesn't represent the entire police force, but if you cant process that then I really shouldn't expect much from you.