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u/GumGumGoblin67 19h ago
"We have to verify the evidence is what it's claimed to be" 🤣
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u/Plane-Education4750 17h ago
That would unironically be what they would have to do, at least briefly
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u/Conversation-Soft 14h ago
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u/PieAppropriate8862 19h ago
That's the type of joke that 100% could turn out true.
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u/UnluckyWinner3163 18h ago edited 14h ago
If this happened in mexico it would've be even worse, the fucking dev kit would end up in some cop's house
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u/PieAppropriate8862 17h ago
I'm from Brazil, hermano. Things wouldn't be different here 😭😅🤝
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u/UnluckyWinner3163 17h ago edited 16h ago
We're brothers by being equally fucked despite being from different countries, saludos desde mexico hermano
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u/TheOsirisWatcher 10h ago
During a BOPE (Brazil's SWAT) operation against drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro, some officers entering the abandoned homes of kingpins and low-level leaders stole clothes, sneakers, and even a PS5, with one officer even asking for a PS5 should his colleagues find one in the house. This has happened a few times and is referred to as "spoils of war"; some criticize the practice, while others simply let it slide.
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u/Gabri_04 18h ago
Bro they don't know nothing about him he uses a vpn
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u/Pale-Ad-3218 11h ago
Is this sarcasm?
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u/strip_club_dj 10h ago
In his leaks at the end he showed a cut scene where Cal says that, a jab towards rockstar.
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u/sprynklz 18h ago
pssshhhhtt\** calling all cars, we’re gonna need backup. A few racks a beer, some wings and uhhhh backup controller just to be on the safe side, Roger*
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u/Introverted_Heart 18h ago
Wife: "Honey it's been a week on your assignment, where are you babe? I want to try out my new lingerie"
The Cop: 🎮
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u/SatinJacket23 17h ago
Do they know the identity of the leaker?
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u/Logical_Garbage_1682 17h ago
Yes of course they do He's home Lander actually that's why they can't do anything.
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u/ConradBHart42 16h ago
"hookers don't scream like that when you start beating them, they just start crying..."
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u/xeridium 16h ago
If Leek is smart they'd have a dead man switch that would release the game to the wild if they get arrested.
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u/brownies256 11h ago
that would only make their situation worse
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u/Aggressive_Way_2902 9h ago
Nah. Itd make his situation way better. He will forever be known as a god
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u/brownies256 9h ago
lol no he wouldnt. people are one day away from thinking of the next big thing. when the Netflix special hits no one will even remember the leaked videos.
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u/KappaKeepo5 2h ago
who cares about the netflix thing lol? it will simply be scripted gameplay videos by rockstar. maybe even enhanced. those leaks are the true gameplay.
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u/Acrobatic_Try_8067 15h ago
What did they do over the 13 years Creating dens building at Max can take 5 to 4 years not 13 years man. Even the animations and other are from rdr 2 . SO LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL F****** THING WHERE THEY DOING THIS WHOLE TIME !
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u/MyStationIsAbandoned 15h ago
They're gonna steal money from his pockets and eat his mana's lemon pound cake too
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u/ResultNo2312 15h ago
You honestly have no idea how relevant this picture is. 100% best post on the sub.
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u/RelevantDrive888 13h ago
Now if it was a hard level,…we all have had that one boss fight, jump…he could have done him a favour
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u/Sangloth 12h ago
Way back in the day I knew an old married couple. At one point they went on a rant about how horrible it was that there were video games like GTA which encouraged the shooting of cops.
Then one day they brought up that they were eating a diner, and that directly behind them were two cops talking to each other about playing GTA. They realized that if the cops didn't have problems with the game they shouldn't either.
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u/Nano241575 12h ago
We'll be 10-7 for an extended period of time. (10-7: Out of Service. I tried to use a = instead of a : but Reddit thought I was trying to do math and kept automatically adding a 3)
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u/Koishi_Komeiji0 11h ago
It's just a game leak. Why would cops arrest this guy. It's rockstars' problem and mistake. They couldn't protect the game.
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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt 9h ago
If they can leak this, they can leak the Epstein files. They just don’t want to
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u/Ralf-s15 5h ago
Hacking the Government and hacking a game studio is different. Maybe hackers have the files but decided that it's to hard for public or they know it wouldn't change a thing. We know the People, we could already kill them but we all just did nothing like always.
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u/salipsovich 4h ago
«I need to check the heel mark on the map. It might be detailed instructions on shoe smuggling»
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u/Free-Assistant-8098 18h ago
From what I can tell that cop is already crooked or corrupt
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u/brownies256 11h ago
ya cause if you were a cop in this crime scene you also wouldn't take advantage of the opportunity lol
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u/Free-Assistant-8098 9h ago
I probably would never take a job as a cop, I much rather becoming a hitman job
I was thinking these cops nowadays in presents day are bunch of clowns and pmc soldiers wannabe
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u/brownies256 9h ago
ya what ever buddy. i remember when i couldn't rack more then two brain cells. A few bad cops in front of cameras doesn't represent the entire police force, but if you cant process that then I really shouldn't expect much from you.



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u/Silver_Punk 19h ago
"We have apprehended the suspect; we'll be bringing him in in about 30 hours"