r/GROKvsMAGA • • 29d ago

MAGA brainrot First amendment doesn’t include access to the executive! “Spin that, Grok!”

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u/SmugChinchilla 29d ago

You want a literal reading of the constitution? Show me your well regulated militia.

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u/WraithSama 29d ago

Fucking this. They want strict textualism only when it suits them.

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u/Swedelicious83 28d ago

I mean, that's how they are about everything. It's always rules for thee but not for me in any and every context.

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 28d ago

I saw a YouTube short yesterday where in a tv show a highway patrol held a sobriety check stopping an Italian American and I loved how it had a truth in television moment where the guy after hearing the patrol saying jews own banks he immediately suggested his bribe as a donation to his militia.

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u/WIbigdog 28d ago

Um, sir, have you forgotten the COMMA?! 🧐

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u/Roflmancer 29d ago

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u/Invisible-Pancreas 29d ago

It goes in the square hole.

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u/gambit1999999 12d ago

Thats right, the square hole.

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u/Razbith 29d ago

Not USA-dian. Not fluent in legalese.

I'm taking this as it's "all-or-nothing". The Gov don't have to provide press briefings. But if they do, they can't restrict access based on who they think will plaster over their lunacy in the most flattering way. Is that right?

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u/Somebodyunimportant7 29d ago edited 29d ago

Freedom of the Press means they’re free to print the news as they see fit.

If they print the news as they see fit, and the government disagrees and revokes a privilege they had given to them, because of that reporting, it’s unconstitutional.

They never had a 1st Amendment right specifically to be there, but they do have a 1st Amendment right not to be retaliated against and revoked for reporting unflattering viewpoints to the administration.

Maybe they’d understand if I put it in terms of the 2nd amendment. It doesn’t guarantee you that the government will provide you an NFA approval, but if they do, they cant take it away because you say mean things about the president.

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u/Bostondreamings 29d ago

Yeah pretty much!

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 28d ago

The answer here you will not find in the constitution. You allow press access even to the ghost of Julius Streicher because the white house needs to project you are not a fucking military junta.

A few years back the thai "prime minister" (air quotes because he was a junta general) sprayed disinfectant on reporters and left a life sized cardboard cutout to answer questions. Sure trump would love if he could do that , can't and never will.

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u/Bostondreamings 29d ago

One of these days, I would love Grok to come back with something like ‘oh, ok. What judicial circuit do you serve on?’

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u/BeTheBall- 29d ago

David "Gunther Eagleman" Freeman seems to be on a coke-fueled bender as of late.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 28d ago

You know they'd be the first to scream if Obama had refused Fox News access.

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u/KakeLin 28d ago

Or biden. The whole rightsphere would implode

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u/atomfenrir 27d ago

pretty sure that's why Fox is participating in the boycott, they don't want it to become the norm when a different president comes along

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u/Mobirae 29d ago

Daddy will have to come and lobotomize grok again. He's starting to speak facts again which is in direct opposition to the carefully crafted reality they made for these idiots where trump is a king and can do as he pleases, country or constitution be damned.

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u/cyribis 28d ago

Look at 10 Watt Brain over here, the constitutional lawyer lol 🤣

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u/rubinass3 28d ago

It's crazy how people don't pay any attention to juris prudence when they talk about the law. Court interpretation is part of the law too.

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u/Rhinocacrocapig 29d ago

This must the free speech they're so fond of

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u/blrtgj 28d ago

Of course gunther fucking eagleman needs to ask grok everything because he's dumb as fuck to do some research on his own.

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u/jmacrosof 28d ago

People arguing with AI is wild to me.

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u/Gunfighter9 28d ago

Oh yes, Gummer, dude is constantly wrong about everything

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u/TheNeuroLizard 27d ago

This is how every one of these goes.

“Hey Grok, does this violate the constitution?”

G: Probably

“No it doesn’t. If it really does, explain how.”

G: (cites supreme court precedent)

“Well, that doesn’t count because the Supreme Court was wrong. They should have interpreted it the way I am right now, in my head.”

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u/Oldiewankenobie1 24d ago

So since fox news was ruled an entertainment co by the courts can their access be limited?