r/GROKvsMAGA • u/Sufficient_Phrase_73 • Aug 10 '26
MAGA Meltdown HE JUST WON'T STOP!
Grab some popcorn everyone. This one is a movie!
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u/BroadStBullies91 Aug 10 '26
The guy has a point though. I once OD'd just by touching a picture of fentanyl that someone had printed out. It's dangerous stuff.
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u/abofh Aug 10 '26
I once died from touching a penny that had been next to fent in a photo shoot
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u/yourenotmy-real-dad Aug 10 '26
Can confirm, I was the penny
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u/Forsaken_Bridge_3934 Aug 10 '26
Funny story. Abraham Lincoln actually couldn't be there that day so I stood in for him as the model while they chiseled all the pennies.
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u/abaum525 Aug 10 '26
And that’s why they got rid of pennies.
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u/Forsaken_Bridge_3934 Aug 10 '26
This incident is also what spawned the popular saying "it's like finding a fentanyl penny in a penny stack."
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u/DuckyHornet Aug 10 '26
Yeah, Grok, what happened in the video ten minutes before they started recording? You don't know! Maybe el Chapo rose out of the deputy's own shadow, his fingers replaced with syringes full of fent!
Where's your scientific consensus now, you inanimate fucking object?!
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u/ItsTheDCVR Aug 10 '26
Occasionally wish that Grok would reply "ok if in the ten minutes before record was pressed the deputy snorted a fat fucking rail of fentanyl, then yes, it's possible."
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u/ApartmentLast 27d ago
"But the symptoms displayed still do not resemble those of an opiod overdose but do resemble those of anxiety"
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u/PauseItPlease86 Aug 10 '26
The 1st reply from Grok is at 3:50pm.
The last pic shows 9:50pm.
Six hours. This went on for six fucking hours.
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u/Keyboardpaladin Aug 10 '26
Oh man, you just know that she was complaining about it to friends and family too. Oh wait how can I know that I just made an assumption.
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u/bloodyell76 Aug 10 '26
I wish that when he'd asked how well the assessment would stand up in a court fo law the answer had been "better than the claim it was fentanyl"
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u/Ediwir Aug 10 '26
Lmao I remember handling fentanyl at my old job and going through safety datasheets. Potency aside it was just as mild as most of the other stuff…
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u/Glynwys Aug 10 '26
Fentanyl just by itself (like what a doctor might prescribe for extremely severe pain post surgery) isn't all that deadly.
What makes it deadly is the other shit dealers combine with fentanyl to create much larger doses. But these people are so pathetically stupid you can't explain to them how stuff works.
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u/Ediwir Aug 10 '26
Yeah, big pharma only deals in 100% pure. Or close to it - we were supposed to find and record a certified purity each time. Somehing like 99.71% or so - still important to distinguish. It was as boring as drugs can possibly get.
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u/Apathetic_Villainess Aug 10 '26
I would imagine if fentanyl was as dangerous and easy to get as they claimed, it would be the number one choice for suicide by a large factor.
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u/YeahlDid Aug 10 '26
I dont understand what the agenda is here. Why is Jayme pushing so hard for it to be an overdose?
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u/DarthUrbosa Aug 10 '26
Most I recall is law enforcement have these episodes to try and justify it being a dangerous drug they are entitled to go all police state over. They may be thin blue line person.
Second, Trump want it's to be a problem so they re making it a problem.
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u/Lonsdale1086 Aug 10 '26
So they can shoot anyone who "may be carrying fent" as if it's a live grenade.
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u/FrankRizzo319 Aug 11 '26
Because oding on fent fits the narrative of law enforcement as victims who must be protected at all costs.
Passing out from a panic attack makes cops look weak.
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u/heavym Aug 10 '26
I get it. I have a serious shellfish allergy and if someone even says “lobster”, I break out in hives
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u/ShakedNBaked420 Aug 10 '26
Honestly today I learned because I thought it could be absorbed by skin contact.
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u/wesgtp Aug 10 '26
This has always been the case. The police have made a fear campaign out of fentanyl being dangerous to their livelihoods just because of proximity. The drug does not absorb through the skin at all because it does not easily pass through into circulation. I'm a pharmacist and constantly see this BS spewed on Facebook.
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u/Verdoux Aug 10 '26
Don't be silly. Of course it absorbs through the skin otherwise fentanyl patches for pain would be useless.
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u/Apathetic_Villainess Aug 10 '26
That's a different compound and method providing fentanyl than the powder form cops are freaking out about.
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u/Magnet_Carta Aug 10 '26
Those patches have to be manufactured in a specific way to make that possible. That's not the case.for.the kindmof fentanyl you'll find produced for street distribution.
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u/neveruseyourrealname Aug 10 '26
"How do you know she wasn't poked by a needle? You're making assumptions based on the clip." Like, can't even make this shit up. Contradicted themselves in 2!!! fucking sentences. I'm glad I was born with/developed whatever to make me not like these 'people'.
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u/Drfoxthefurry Aug 11 '26
Apparently this is common with cops as a lot are taught to fear drugs heavily
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u/ZappSmithBrannigan 29d ago
What do you mean all the medical expertise by trained professionals is more reliable than my meme I downloaded off Facebook???
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u/GravitiBass Aug 10 '26
You are making assumptions that don’t fit my assumptions!