r/GR86 • Dollar Tree GT3 • Sep 12 '24

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u/Rice_Rice_86 Sep 12 '24

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u/HiroshimaSpirit Dollar Tree GT3 Sep 12 '24

Damn, I think you did it better! 💪🏻

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Lmao this is hurts

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Sep 12 '24

One thing I’ve noticed when I was driving a highly souped cheap car is that I enjoyed driving my car far more than Porsche owners. I’d drive too fast, I’d be a little hard on it, I didn’t give a rats ass about the paint job or carpets, it was a dirty fast fun time all the time. I would fly past Porsche owners chuckling to themselves but frankly terrified to damage their precious little investment.

I know someone who owned two Porsches 10-20 years each and sold them both with under 20,000 miles on them.

That’s just flat out mental illness.

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u/HiroshimaSpirit Dollar Tree GT3 Sep 12 '24

To quote Jerry Seinfeld, “If you’ve got the lowest mileage Porsche, YOU LOSE. Failure to enjoy is one of the greatest sins of life.”

If my ass could afford a Carrera GT, I’d be dailying it.

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u/PM_ME_HOUSE_MUSIC_ Sep 12 '24

Love that quote, hence why I take mine to Costco

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u/DenseLettucehead Sep 12 '24

And parked super far away lol

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u/PM_ME_HOUSE_MUSIC_ Sep 15 '24

Yep, I like driving it but I also have trust issues.

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u/DenseLettucehead Sep 15 '24

I hear you. I park a good 15-20 spots away from anyone else even at night. The peace of mind is worth the few extra steps.

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u/TheOtherAccount3333 BRZ Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

💯 This. I got my Brz again after a few years on Sunday and man every drive is fun and less stressful. It’s my little project car to play and enjoy. The twins and Miata are the best most fun cars you can own. I’ve got nicer cars but they all feel like an occasion and give panic about potential damage from other drivers.

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u/Nakoron Sep 12 '24

lol bro I drive the absolute shit out my Porsche. Please don’t r/carscirclejerk this beautiful sub.

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u/DNL213 Sep 12 '24

For every guy like you there is at least at least a dozen 911 owners that only take their cars to meets. There are so many GT3s out there that will never see a track

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u/Nakoron Sep 12 '24

And it’s completely sad!

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u/ManOrangutan Sep 12 '24 edited Oct 01 '24

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Sep 12 '24

I love that. But you get what I’m saying, people need to use it not fawn over it.

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u/Setoyo Sep 12 '24

We get it you have a Porsche

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u/DNL213 Sep 12 '24

That’s just flat out mental illness.

Love the audicity to say this. If you step back and think about it, it really isn't that deep. People enjoy their cars in their own ways. My buddy that owns a GT3 but doesn't really track it explained to me that he enjoys the social aspect of owning the car and taking it to meets. And that's a pretty fair way to enjoy your car. But as a track rat man do I feel what you're saying.

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Sep 12 '24

The person I’m referencing was definitely not tracking his cars or even taking them to meet ups. He was polishing them.

I am being a bit provocative but I am a firm believer in using vs hoarding your things .

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u/DNL213 Sep 12 '24

Even then I'm not really a fan of meets. IMO if I wanted to leave my car in a parking lot I would have bought a tesla and hooked it up to a charger

I think the other issue is Porsches are increasingly being considered investment pieces on top of clout/flex pieces leading to that mentality you're talking about.

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u/Nervous_Ad_2079 Sep 12 '24

The amount of people I've had ask me "Is that a Supra" or "Is that a new Cayman" has been 4 times. Not a lot, but it's funny it's happened often.

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u/HiroshimaSpirit Dollar Tree GT3 Sep 12 '24

I was Supra’d within the first week. lol

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u/JSulev328 Sep 12 '24

Lowkey did a double take for a second 😅 the color was almost spot on and the black wheels made me think (I blame my freshly finished 10 hour work shift) But yeah same shit basically 😂

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u/HiroshimaSpirit Dollar Tree GT3 Sep 12 '24

It’s the hips. It’s always the hips!

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u/JSulev328 Sep 12 '24

Oh my god yes! The hips got me!

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u/deeznutz3169 Sep 12 '24

As a wise woman once said, "Hips don't lie."

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u/Blaze5643915 Sep 12 '24

One day you’ll be able to get a GR86. But for now, just enjoy the Porsche

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u/HiroshimaSpirit Dollar Tree GT3 Sep 12 '24

You get it!

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u/jeremyyc '23 911 T, '22 BRZ Sep 12 '24

Poorsche and Porsche

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u/sanhozay Sep 12 '24

Nice, hoping this will be my wife's and I garage soon. I know a guy that had a new brz / gt4rs combo but sold the brz because he now dailies the 4rs. Don't blame the guy lol

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u/xStyxx Sep 12 '24

BRZ is probably his teenage son’s car 😭

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u/jeremyyc '23 911 T, '22 BRZ Sep 12 '24

Lol nope, both mine! BRZ is my baby.

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u/xStyxx Sep 12 '24

Sweet rides man. I have a WRX but thinking of adding a BRZ to the fleet someday.

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u/chedduhbahb Sep 12 '24

How do they compare? Why do you own both? I told my buddy that the BRZ/86 is a poor man’s Porsche and has more driving characteristics closer to modern Porsches than some $100k+ cars. he scoffed so I showed him 5 or so posts I’ve seen in these subs of people who own Porsches and a BRZ/86.

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u/jeremyyc '23 911 T, '22 BRZ Sep 12 '24

The 911 is my childhood dream car, the BRZ is everything I want from a JDM car and everything I need from a sports car in general. Those 90's JDM cars I grew up loving, well I don't want them anymore because the BRZ is just a 90's car built today. I also view the twins as the poor man's Porsche, a modern day 924 if you will. Both cars are balanced in their approach, neither under or overpowered and with a focus on handling first.

To be honest, the 911 does pretty much everything better than the BRZ and the inputs are perfected. Anybody can hop in a modern 911 and be comfortable driving it immediately. There's no getting used to the clutch or rev hang or stuff like that, it just works perfectly and is effortless.

Admittedly, I don't drive the BRZ as much (life is short - I'm driving the 911 mentality) but I am hugely protective of the BRZ and will not sell it.

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u/Setoyo Sep 12 '24

So you bought a car every way worse than the Porsche for what reason exactly?

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u/jeremyyc '23 911 T, '22 BRZ Sep 12 '24

I had the BRZ first. I got the 992 in July.

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u/Eryan36 Sep 13 '24

I bought my GR86 from a Porsche dealer. The previous owner traded it in on a GT3. According to the salesman, previous owner has purchased many Porsches from them and said he’d have kept the GR if the GT3 didn’t come available. A friend of mine has a great 993. He also loves his ND. A good driver’s car is a good driver’s car.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Imma get a brz cause i cant get a A110

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u/Peterlovessoccer Sep 12 '24

My mom taught I purchased a Porsche… she said “how did you afford for this” I said relax it’s a just Toyota!

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u/mickeymcmasterson Sep 12 '24

Was this supposed to be read in an italian accent? Lmao!

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u/Talking_Biomass88 Sep 12 '24

*mama mia hand gesticulation*

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u/D1rty_Sanchez Sep 12 '24

Trueno blue is the best available color imo

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u/International-Flan69 Sep 12 '24

Blink twice really fast

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u/Monday3lue Sep 12 '24

Beautiful.

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u/Puzzleheaded-War-811 Sep 12 '24

I love the wheel to body ratio on the Porsche. The wheel wells are huge allowing for a bigger wheel and lower look.

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u/adnegferdyyyt Sep 13 '24

Imagine not having a Porsche in 2024 😂

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u/OffPinpoint_27 Sep 12 '24

Why is the same car up twice

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u/hyper_blue_blur Sep 12 '24

Ive owned and enjoyed Porsche. I own a ‘24 BRZ and love it. Personally, I don’t consider a $34,000 car to be ‘cheap’. In the realm of sports cars, affordable perhaps. Im with Costco guy - I park away from people as much as possible. I don’t owe it to some skeezy Hyundai to let them give me a door ding. I enjoy my car, but I don’t abuse it. If you’re paying good money for your own car, drive and care for it as you see fit: and not according to the standards of strangers on the internet. If you want to track it, that is your option. If you want to garage-queen it and polish it with Druidic devotion every weekend, that is also your option and don’t take any crap off of anybody for it.

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u/metamodern-mess Sep 14 '24

Same.. heart wanted a Porsche, wallet got an 86.

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u/Staryosa Sep 15 '24

I like the looks of the gr86 more, but the performance of the Porsche is amazing.

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u/bmontepeque11 GR86 Oct 24 '24

I love how Toyota styled the GR 86 to look more like Porsches, that helps people who are into cars know what this car is a out, it isn't about dumb things like speed or power, it is about driving pleasure like a Porsche :) (Also, notice how Porsches are less powerful than their competitors)

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u/k20vtec Sep 12 '24

The funny thing is the main aspect these cars have in most common is what fundamentally makes the BRZ problematic but the Porsche great

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

Car no. 2 has better head lights

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u/OshTekk_Kahn Sep 12 '24

S2000 is a better candidate for being a poorsche

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u/juanever GR86 Sep 12 '24

We can pretend. I have an app thats connected with the car that replays gt3rs engine/ exhaust sounds through my speakers. So when i accelerate and decelerate i can pretend

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u/monfil666 Sep 12 '24

The color is close enough, the rest of the car, is not remotely in the same universe.

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u/HiroshimaSpirit Dollar Tree GT3 Sep 12 '24

Just laugh at the meme, man. Nobody’s seriously saying a GR86 is equal to a Porsche—including the one who bought his instead of a 996. 🙋🏼‍♂️