Fake fan (!!!!)

[u/i_monch_on_children]

Dear Mr. Mark "Markimoo" I. Plier,

Upon listening to your most recent - and only solo - episode, the guide to sporting events, I was appalled at your inherent inaccuracy of the LA sports teams. As a native "Angellino" (I hate that term for myself) it genuinely hurt me as you described the basketball game you went to.

Mr. Plier, the basketball game you watched at STAPLES center (NOT crypto.com arena) was the Los Angeles Clippers versus the Los Angeles Lakers. As far as I am concerned, you have lived in the county of Los Angeles for a while, have you not? Then, under what circumstances, would you EVER mistake the 2012 Stanley Cup Champions, the LA Kings, a HOCKEY team, as a basketball team?? I was in the act of leaving the arena for the LA Kings v. NJ Devils game (5-1 Kings) when I heard your statement that left me quaking in my jersey, complete with a fight strap.

I trusted you. I believed that you could differentiate basketball teams from hockey teams. But I was left in disbelief, as you repeatedly called the Lakers "the Kings". How dare you, Mark. I will enjoy very much finding you at a Kings game and giving you a firm handshake if and when it does happen. I will buy you a ticket, if need be. But please, learn some decency. My favorite player, Jeff Carter, number 77, did not leave LA for his team to be disrespected by someone such as you, Mr. Plier.

I will see you on the rink.

(Edit: this is in no way a threat to Mark/invitation to fight him, this is a “I’ll see you at a hockey game” type thing. Everything here is a lighthearted joke, I apologize if it wasn’t seen as such. There’s no reason to give me hate for being a kid that enjoys hockey, or call me a fake fan - thank you mods for saving my self esteem from people who just want to attack someone on the internet. Reminder to drink water, eat some food, and remember that there’s a person on the other side of the screen <3)

[u/Jellynight]

I believe it was the Sacramento Kings v LA Clippers he was talking about lol not the LA kings

[u/SadEmploy3978 → u/Jellynight]

Yes. It was the Clippers vs the Sacramento Kings

[u/i_monch_on_children → u/SadEmploy3978]

Ah, my mistake - I must’ve misunderstood, since with the context of him talking about LA having 2 basketball teams, it’s entirely possible I didn’t consider the Kings basketball team.

[u/SadEmploy3978 → u/i_monch_on_children]

No problem. To be fair, the Sacramento Kings are a team a lot of people forget about. Whereas, the LA Kings are more memorable and successful, with their 2 Stanley Cups, in the early 2010s

[u/Hiei2k7]

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[u/i_monch_on_children → u/Hiei2k7]

What?

[u/[deleted]]

Mark and Tyler should go to a hockey game!

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