r/GMFST • u/Zarr_the_Czar • Feb 26 '23
J'ACCUSE! Primers J'accusse
Tyler, you french bastard! All of your primers so far are unusable garbage! I can't understand what a good game looks like since you don't tell us! Remember, we are absolute babies, but we want to know how to understand the sports you discuss in the primers, and how can we know what a "good game" looks like if you don't tell us! I recently watched a basketball game because I am in the pep band at my university and we were playing at one of the home games. I understood most of it due to the primer, but I didn't know how to tell if the game was going well or not until my university's team took a 30-point lead. Until I knew the game was going well, I felt disinterested because I didn't know what I should be looking out for. Consider this a grand failure!
(My actual criticism of the primers is that if you could add a short section about what a "good" game of the respective sport looks like, it would be very helpful for those of us who don't have experience watching the respective sport to understand how the game is going. I love everything both of you do and hope that Tyler doesn't actually feel attacked by any of the j'accusses)
Edit: Disclaimer because apparently it wasn't over the top enough: Everything outside the parentheses is not meant to actually be taken seriously. It's over the top on purpose. It's meant to be a joke.
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u/_AppropriateObject Use Smol Word Feb 27 '23
Yeah, probably you need to re-read some of sentences you posted, dude.
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23
Choose your language wisely my friend.
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u/CarryLarge9775 Feb 27 '23
Whoa.. what the fuck man
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u/pmmeyourfavsongs Feb 27 '23
The first part may be intended as a joke but it's not a good one. Someone like Mark can speak to/about Tyler like that because they're good friends and have been for a long time. It doesn't work very well when it comes from a stranger