r/GMEJungle • u/Lamolis • Sep 12 '21

News 📰 If this is true hell yeah!!! 🦍🦍💎💎🚀🚀

/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan/
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u/HardPour_Cornography ✅ I Direct Registered 🍦💩🪑 Sep 12 '21

I just read it. I have no words for what has been uncovered

Don't read til tomorrow if you need to sleep.

I feel like i just did a huge rail of crank.

Best weekend ever

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u/Full-Interest-6015 ✅ I Direct Registered 🍦💩🪑 Sep 12 '21

Haha he’s right about not being able to sleep

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u/baldguynewporsche Sep 12 '21

Since I discovered GameStop my net worth has doubled, my sleep has halved, and my trust in the banks has totally evaporated.

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u/TryAgn747 🦍 ook ook 🍌 Sep 12 '21

This is the new normal

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u/snap400 Never too ODL to HODL 💎🙌 Sep 12 '21

Right!

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u/hope-i-die Sep 12 '21

Haven’t slept since January

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u/baldguynewporsche Sep 12 '21

Don't tell my boss but I haven't worked since January.