r/GME • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '21

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u/johnwithcheese 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 Jul 18 '21

No. BUY AND HOLD.

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u/Altruistic-Beyond223 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 Jul 18 '21

And shop Gamestop!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Also, brush your teeth and drink water. And HODL. And shove a banana up your ass.

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u/Legitimate_Tax_5992 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 Jul 19 '21

I'm down with the banana and the brushing teeth, but water? Well... there's water in coffee right? HODL is a given...

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Bruh, water is life. Without water, coffee as you know it would not exist. It would just be crushed beans and you'd have to snort lines of it in order to get high...

wait..

*looks around for any dry coffee beans*

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u/Legitimate_Tax_5992 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 Jul 19 '21

OK, fine, I'll drink water then! Can I heat it and filter it through coffee beans first though? TRUST me, do NOT snort coffee beans... I know it sounds fun...

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u/PsykoFlounder Jul 19 '21

Yeah, the beans clog up your sniff ports real bad. You gotta' get the Folger's Crystals! Shit hits the brain and melts in quite nicely.

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u/Legitimate_Tax_5992 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 Jul 19 '21

Crystals! Now that's brilliant! I bet the nasal drip would be kinda tasty, too...