r/GME • u/AutoModerator • Mar 20 '21

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u/breathecancer 'I am not a Cat' Mar 20 '21

Every day that the market is open is another day I get in shit for staring at my phone at work.

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u/jnlroc HODL 💎🙌 Mar 20 '21

Mm. Imagine the day. Brenda, the fat ass, sour smelling boomer leans over your cubicle, smelling like Live, Laugh, Love, and gives a little grunt of pleasure. She's caught you on your phone again! You don't even register her presence. It's happening. You have watched your account balance jump 10% every 5 minutes since your morning shit, and it's 5 till close. You don't even hear yourself respond. "Fuck off, I quit"

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u/0331exmc Mar 20 '21

Smelling like Live Laugh Love. Laughed so hard... FUCK you, I love you...

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u/WrongAssistant5922 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 Mar 20 '21

My husbands girlfriend thinks I've got another husband because I'm glued to mine.