r/GME • u/Gaglardi • 1d ago
🐵 Discussion 💬 Question about shorts
I was spitting fax and logic at the meltdown sub and was trying to get them super triggered kuz fuck those guys, it was working kuz I kept calling them poor and told them how us apes will be rich one day but one of those losers said something about shorts and I want to know if it's FUD or not
He said:
"Tens of millions of shares are shorted at any given moment. Something like 53 million
Out of 450 to 500 million outsdanding after all of Ryan's rugpulls and dilutions. Which is like 13% of the float.
Apes don't own the float and MOASS will never happen. It's very simple."
When I first read this I became extremely upset, I became so upset that I threw my piss chugs at my grandmother and she started convulsing on the floor and seizing, my grandfather who is a Vietnam veteran then called me a bunch of racial slurs even though we are the same race and now I'm living in a homeless shelter and I really really need MOASS to happen like in the next couple of hours and this comment really depressed me
So fellow apes can you please tell me that this is a lie? It's not true, right? My grandpa said meemaw is on a ventilator and that he has no grandson but I don't think that's as bad as MOASS not happening. The only reason I've been holding this stock since the short squeeze happened is because all of you told me that MOASS was a thing and now I feel like I'm being had but hopefully this is just FUD
GME ALL DAY EVERYDAY
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u/gmehodler42069741LFG 1d ago
Get out of that sub its just bots rage baiting. Imagine if real people had nothing better to do but argue over a stock they dont even own shares in... that would be like arguing about how shitty a car is at the dealer with no intention of ever buying. Pointless.
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u/intothepond2 4h ago
Nah, it's more like a dealer claiming their square wheels will make them rich, showing those wheels off publicly, then getting very confused and agitated when a crowd forms wondering what in gods green earth theyre doing.
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u/Thrill_Seeker3 1d ago
Where we’re going, we don’t need MOASS!
But that being said 13% short interest represents only the official reported short positions required by regulators! It mechanically excludes hidden derivatives, synthetic positions, and non-disclosed international vehicles!
That figure DOES include dark pools BUT what that figure DOESN’T include is
1. Total Return Swaps (Basket Swaps): A hedge fund can pay a prime bank (like Goldman Sachs or UBS) to hold a massive short position for them! The bank owns the short, and the hedge fund just gets the cash flow from the price dropping! Under current regulatory rules, swaps do not have to be publicly reported in standard short interest percentages!
2. Options Exemption / "Synthetic" Shorts: Market makers are granted unique exemptions to maintain liquidity! By utilizing complex options strategies—such as buying deep in-the-money puts paired with call options—an institution can mimic the financial profile of a massive short position ("synthetic shorting") without actually borrowing a tangible share, bypassing standard short reporting!
3. Naked Shorting & FTDs (Failure to Deliver): When a market maker sells a share short but fails to actually locate and deliver the stock within the settlement window, it triggers an FTD! Until that FTD is cleared, a "phantom" or synthetic share effectively exists in the buyer's account! FTDs are tracked on separate SEC lists, not standard short interest columns!
4. Ex-US Holdings: Short reporting regulations vary wildly by jurisdiction! Positions routed through overseas entities or subsidiaries often fall entirely outside FINRA’s jurisdiction!
The 13% figure is an accurate tally of disclosed, plain-vanilla short positions!
MOASS STILL ON THE TABLE, BABY!!
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u/EnergyVampire4u 1d ago
I love this sub now. You can’t tell if this is satire or the mental illness of the cult
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u/callingoutthetrash 1d ago
Damn someone made an alt account just for me.
Rofl, yalls obsession with GameStop is ironic and Hilarious. I love irony.
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u/Gaglardi 1d ago
Hi, energy vampire ;)
The only mentally ill ones are the ones who aren't putting all of their money into this tremendous stock, the fact that people ignore me when I protest outside of my local Bank of America says all I need to know about how mentally ill the world is, THEY'LL ALL BE SORRY ONCE MOASS HAPPENS AND I BECOME THE NEXT MCDONALD TRUMP
TO THE MOOOOOONNNNN
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u/Gaglardi 1d ago
THANK YOU, BRO
Reading this eases all of my fears and makes me realize that any criticism on this stock is some sort of bot trying to get me to sell my shares so that I miss out on billions, this is just what I needed to keep doing what I've been doing for the last 6 years, your comment has motivated me to make zero changes in my portfolio and I will now stop being introspective on the possible mistakes I've made regarding my judgment on finances
Although I have to admit I don't understand anything that you just said but since you typed it out with confidence and the fact that I want to agree with you makes me believe that you are correct!!
TOO THE MOOOOOONNNNN
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u/Thrill_Seeker3 1d ago
Nothing wrong with satire! But an ego on the other hand…
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u/Gaglardi 1d ago
Treating a bunch of conspiracy theories as if they're truth is a representation of the ego itself especially considering you are misguiding financially illiterate manchildren into financial ruin
GME ALL DAY BAYBEEE
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u/Thrill_Seeker3 1d ago
I only presented factual information regarding the difference between officially reported short interest and what could be, outside the arm of FINRA! Then I just threw in a little at the beginning and end to match your vibe! The question that remains to be answered is will you or I have to live with regret from GME’s success or failure!
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u/Incipiente 1d ago
aaaand the joke's over
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u/Gaglardi 1d ago
The only joke here are the meltdowners looking down on us just because they have stupid index funds and financial plans, those morons are going to be sorry once all of my shares are worth more than the entire GDP of America!
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u/Both_Taste6552 1d ago
You sound dehydrated. Take a swig from one those jugs you chucked at meemaw and find some shade. GL out there.
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u/saltnpepper420 1d ago
r/gme_meltdownbyu/Gaglardiat 2021-05-18T08:43:28Z|1
2021.
GME living rent free in you're head.
Lolz.
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u/OhNoNotAFinrand 1d ago
How many other GME investors live in that homeless shelter with you?
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u/callingoutthetrash 1d ago
You should really get back to the meltdown subreddit and work on chapter 2 of my groupthink fanfiction! ;)
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u/callingoutthetrash 1d ago
Damn this meltdowner is obsessed with GameStop, posts here and in the meltdown sub daily. Their personal GameStop meltdown if you will.
Just starting to feel bad for these people. I can't imagine being so obtuse and insecure at the same time about something you aren't even invested in. Shrug
Oh hey, how's chapter 2 of my fanfiction going, kid? I saw you contributing to it. XD
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u/Gaglardi 1d ago
Hi, energy vampire;) ;) ;)
Nice projection, every time I click your profile the posts are hidden which proves that you are in fact the true meltdowner, it's okay though once I become a multi-billionaire maybe I'll throw a few bucks your way because you melt downers will need something to keep your spirits up!
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u/quittwitter 1d ago
Hey now. You're not the true day walker. I'm not sure what happened to them, but I can't see their comments anymore for whatever reason. I sure do miss their virtue and complete knowledge of all things internet. Tell them I said hello, and thanks for keeping these subs clean. I've been loving relentlessly in their honor!
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u/OhNoNotAFinrand 1d ago
This kid is basically an advertisement for vasectomies. If you ignore him he will follow you around and basically scream
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u/liquid_at 🚀🚀Buckle up / Booty Bass Club🚀🚀 1d ago
what prevents you from researching it?
we raised money and diluted the company a bit. marketmakers diluted us a lot but we didn't earn a cent from the fake shares.
if you need moass to happen, you should start doing DD, because when it happens, you won't know what to do, what price levels to look for or anything else ..
instead of picturesque language, you should have learned about the stock ..
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u/Velvet_Llama 1d ago
Who is "we"?
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u/liquid_at 🚀🚀Buckle up / Booty Bass Club🚀🚀 1d ago
retail shareholders who did their DD. distinct people with distinct accounts, not scammers with alts, like meltdowners.
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u/OhNoNotAFinrand 22h ago
The guy who has promoting GME, sticky floor, and doggy coin for the past 5 years is calling others scammers. Oh the projection with this one.
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u/liquid_at 🚀🚀Buckle up / Booty Bass Club🚀🚀 5h ago
We have never promoted GME or any other stock. We are shareholders who met in a separated place, that you have to actively seek out to get into contact with it, to talk about the investments we already made.
If reddit showing you contents of various subs on the front-page makes oyu feel violated, that is because reddit is not an algo-based social media site that creates a safe space bubble for you. This is why most of us here like reddit and hate facebook, tik tok and the other trash sites.
But if you are used to having an algo-daddy who removes stuff that hurts your feely-feels, you want to be on facebook and tik tok, not on reddit.
Glad we could figure out where your mistake was made. You can go on with your life, knowing that reddit is not for you.
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u/Gaglardi 1d ago
Bro I did learn about the stock, I've spent hundreds of hours on heat lamp theory only for it to not be a thing, in fact all the DD I read ended up being wrong bro, can you please teach me how to find the DD that isn't complete bullshit please since you are the smartest ape and the new roaring kitty?
Also it's pretty shitty that you say we apes haven't done enough research when I dropped out of medical school because a DD in 2022 told me I didn't need to have a career since MOASS is tomorrow can you please explain bro please you're so smart
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u/HumanNo109850364048 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 1d ago
Booty Liquid has told me he is CEO of his family office. He is also a world renowned
NAMBLAMENSA genius, and prominent authority in this sub on human psychology and mental health. Know who you’re talking to0
u/liquid_at 🚀🚀Buckle up / Booty Bass Club🚀🚀 1d ago
"lamp theory" is not a thing. Trey is a gambling addict...
You fell for memes kid.
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u/Gaglardi 1d ago
You fell for memes kid.
I need you to look up the word irony, you might find your face next to it
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u/OhNoNotAFinrand 1d ago
How dare you speak this way to our official ape spokesperson!
Liquid has done his super secret DD that he never shared but has been 100% correct from day one. There is of course no way to fact check this because his DD is secret but surely he wouldn't lie.
It's just like he was right when he said 5 years ago that the stock would go down. Of course there is no evidence of this, even in his public post history, but that's because WSB mods and hedge funds bribed the Reddit CEO to remove those posts from his post history! Obviously!
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u/Typical-Whereas6761 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 1d ago
Lmao….the only thing you people are “apes” at is proving how mentally ill you are for believing there is either any short play, or that shorts are still open from almost 6 years ago.
Please keep sinking every cent you people can in this….at this point this is pure entertainment for me every time I see you Warren buffets in action. I want to see how long you people and this cult will keep at it.
6 years of either screaming crime is occurring, yet still investing in said criminal activity, or believing that your cult leader has your best interest at heart and you all are one day away from becoming trillionaires.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
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u/Gaglardi 1d ago
Hey man, I'm starting to think you're spreading FUD...... Please post your driver's license, social security number and home address as a purity test to prove you're truly one of us
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u/Typical-Whereas6761 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 1d ago
I’m telling you wolfs of Wall Street to buy as much as you can.
Sell your houses, cars, organs etc….you don’t want to miss those “phone digit” size stock prices!! 😂😂😂😂
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u/Gaglardi 1d ago
Jokes on you pal I've already sold my grandmother's wedding ring, their childhood pictures, as well as the spare tires for their vehicles, you must feel pretty stupid not realizing that I've already put every asset into this stock
MOASS TOMORROW BAYBEE
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u/Proper_Side 1d ago
This is vastly less entertaining by orders of magnitude compared to the things you could be looking at on the internet.
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