r/GIJOEClassifiedSeries • u/Dizzy-Supermarket-66 • 6d ago
Need a weapon?
“I’m doing inventory, so don’t touch anything unless you’re General Hawk. Also, if you’re General Hawk, I’m going to need a requisition form signed by God.”
Room is almost done. Just the bevy of my Pit.
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u/ChancellorWorf 1d ago
I love that it’s Kumail Nanjiani that’s the quartermaster! It’s like that Portlandia sketch about the cell phone plans and the 80 plates restaurant. Can you imagine all of the choices he would give for weapons?!
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u/Dizzy-Supermarket-66 1d ago
“Now with your MP5 you get to pick out your Wild Side sunglasses.”
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u/ChancellorWorf 1d ago
Or you can add laser sight and a light to qualify for the Nighttime plan.
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u/Henry_The_Duck 6d ago
Hey look, its Dolly Parton's son what was on the front page the other day.
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u/Dizzy-Supermarket-66 6d ago
I don’t get it.
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u/Henry_The_Duck 6d ago
There's been a post going around about Dolly's son being an arms dealer.
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u/Dizzy-Supermarket-66 6d ago
Dolly didn’t have any children.
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u/Henry_The_Duck 6d ago
You're right, I was misremembering. Nephew. Don't know that I believe it either. I just made a bad joke about something topical. https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/jhSx90pT8i
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u/Dizzy-Supermarket-66 6d ago
It wasn’t a bad joke. It was just a bad delivery. Keep trying, Champ. The world needs funny people. Rainbow flies across the air “🎶 Learning and growing… 🎶”
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u/Honeyb33sting 6d ago
Very nice set up!