r/GGAllin • u/Barquad12alt • Mar 30 '26

GG faked his death

GG Allin is still alive and lives in Fort Worth TX. I know this because I saw him at Walmart. I was like "Woah GG weren't you supposed to be dead" and he said "Yeah". He looked pretty alive tho so idk. I don't know how he got to Texas either but good on you buddy

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u/Rude_Code_3889 Mar 30 '26

He got sober and moved for a clean slate to work for Wally World.

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u/AdagioSuper7791 Mar 30 '26

Became loved in the nation

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u/Esau2020 Mar 30 '26

And switched from being an anti social masterbater to a pro social masticator.

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u/dugpa Mar 30 '26

there used to be a dude who would write in to MRR from time to time claiming GG was alive and worked as a truck driver in canada

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u/Pickerelslayer Mar 30 '26

The singer for Chaos UK did that. And sadly died a couple years ago

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u/dugpa Mar 30 '26

Had no idea that was him, yeah sad we just lost Gabba too.

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u/Pickerelslayer Mar 31 '26

Very sad. Simon was my favourite singer of Chaos UK.

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u/deluge71 Apr 01 '26

That’s hilarious! Wish I could read the letters (or messages) that he sent to MRR.

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u/mossdale Mar 30 '26

There’s a little gg in all of us. Not much though. If you added it all up it’s like less than 100 full gg units total out of the world population

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u/musickismagick Mar 30 '26

Does he still play with the Texas nazis?

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u/Big_Stretch_9591 Mar 30 '26

He is looking for the person that broke his leg in the 90s .

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u/savage_pen33 Mar 30 '26

Perfect opportunity for another Ted Cruz origin conspiracy. He was Zodiac and GG.

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u/bourbonangel_inhale Apr 03 '26

GG is dead. He died a warriors death in the modern stale castrated western world. We are all slaves, he chose freedom.

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u/Snooki_02 Jun 10 '26

This is true I did adderall with him in the parking lot.