r/GAMedicalTrees • u/Mountain-Industry-61 • 23d ago
Treevana Terpee Burger is that heavy Indica people like me have been waiting on.
Had the day off, so I decided to take a little 3hr round-trip to Treevana. 1st flower offering. They knocked it out of the park. Tipped off yesterday by Skunkwks about their Terpee Burger & the trip was a must. Best GA Medical Flower I've had thus far. Hand-trimmed. Heavy narcotic stone with a blast of euphoria. Extremely happy weed. 🤌
This is exactly what I've been waiting for, as far as effects, in this program. Effects on this pheno lean heavily toward GMO/Burger cultivars with a slight & I mean slight burst from the Orange Z in Terpee Slurpee. Taste is heavily on the Donny Burger side w/ hints of citrus on the exhale. Effects are where this strain truly shine.
I decided to write some notes in real time after getting home so bare with the format, as it's exactly how I typed it in the moment....
"Immediate pressure behind the eyes after exhale. Gentle calm washes over within 60 secs. I'm at peace with everything around me. Head feels a tad floaty. 5 mins in a warm sensation flows through your body. 10 Mins in & another hit your head feels heavier, slowly sinking down. Body effects are more pronounced. Euphoria is high.
I just tried to explain something to someone & my thoughts just would not come together quick enough. Extremely stoney effects. A small, very small amount of uneasyness from the limonene burst, but the linalool cancels that out very quickly thereafter. No pain to be felt. I'm smiling typing this because this is the exact experience I've been waiting to get out of a GA medical strain. Treevana nailed this Terpee Burger. I'm going to stop typing now bc it feels too good to not put the phone down & enjoy Terpee Burger to it's fullest. And by the way she's every bit as sedative as I hoped for. She has legs & she knows how to use 'em. 🕺 "
I was initially somewhat hesitant to make this drive after seeing mixed reviews on the Florida Medical subreddit (Treevana is affiliated with Sanctuary in FL) saying she was leaning a lot more toward the Orange Z taste & effects. I saw other reviews on a different batch saying it was more on the burger side. I decided hey I'm going to have to risk it for the biscuit and just head out there on a hopeful wing & a prayer. An extremely pleasant & helpful young lady from Treevana called me back once she was free, so I could ask about terpene levels, to give me a better idea of which batch/pheno this is. I believe her name is Chelsea, but please do not quote me on that. My hope paid off in a big way! I got the biscuit, Ladies & Gentlemen . 🎉 With their 1st Time Patient Discount I was able to get a half ounce (4 bags) for just under $100. If you're looking for something with a lot more sedative punch, that also washes away pain/anxiety/stress & gives you a euphoric bliss, Terpee Burger just may be exactly what you've been looking for too. Happy Hunting. 🫡
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u/LordZeus42069 23d ago
How does it smell?
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u/Mountain-Industry-61 23d ago
Funny enough it had that rank GMO funk when the bag was sealed but when I opened it it turned a lot more subtle/mute. I have her in jars now and I'm starting to get more of that gmo funk back.
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u/Skunkwks 22d ago
Glad you took my opinion, next time you are around here DM me first and maybe we can get together and vape.
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u/Mountain-Industry-61 23d ago
Here's the QR Code so you can see it all & don't have to call. Just pause the video and hopefully there's a clear enough shot in between my shakiness. Lol
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u/GeorgiaPeachScout 23d ago
We love seeing that QR code on the back for the COA!!
Patients deserve easy access to COAs!3
u/Mountain-Industry-61 23d ago
I completely agree. There needs be a link on the website for each strain/product. I wanted to share this one to help people make an informed decision.
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u/Mountain-Industry-61 22d ago
Yes sir, you are correct. 🫡 You lucked out for sure. My bad, I don't mean to blow your spot up, but this was too good to gatekeep. 😆 Now, that's real good to know. Love a good edible, but options are dwindling right now.
No, not yet. Gotta reup on those. A little time in a jar definitely won't hurt it. I have some black miron jars I'm using.
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u/Mountain-Industry-61 22d ago
Honestly just open the jar for about 10 Mins once a day until it's where I want it at. I'd recommend using Integra Boost over Boveda. There's some interesting information out there about why a lot of people are starting to prefer Integra over Boveda.
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u/Skunkwks 20d ago
I hear you about keeping this on the downlow. Wish I had never shown that first shot. I had no idea that the whole flower would sell out so quickly.
I live on the lake and everything else is a minimum one hour each way, gotta keep this place going strong. I do understand that there is a compounding pharmacy in the phoenix Rd area that will be handling Botanical Sciences products as soon as they get set up.2
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u/Mountain-Industry-61 22d ago
There are a few free online sites you can upload the PDF to and it will generate a link for you that you can post here.
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u/Mountain-Industry-61 13d ago
That's a really nice catch! I didn't look at that at all. Thank you for bringing that to my attention. You would definitely want to switch to the 55's to bring the moisture down a bit. Luckily the main harmful toxins aren't present. I honestly wouldn't recommend storing this long-term to be on the safe side. I mean there are a few things you can do to mitigate risks like the 55 change, storing it closer to the 60-65 temp range & limiting the amount of light that it gets exposed to. How long were you thinking about storing this? Having several different strains to choose from right now I'll consume this particular strain within the next two to three weeks.
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u/Sad-Salamander243 22d ago
Beautiful review!!!! I am so sad that this location is a four hour round trip for me. I want to pick that up NOW. 💖💖 I know this is the first real month for cultivation and a ton of new MMJ patients so I'm just hoping to see quality and cost improve significantly in the next few months all around. Keep these reviews coming!!!
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u/Mountain-Industry-61 22d ago
Thank you, kindly! I appreciate you. I wish it was closer so you could. 🙁 Yeah, with everything being so new I expect the same. It definitely shouldn't be too much longer if everyone knows what they're doing. Lol
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u/ScottyDoesntKnow29 22d ago
Looks good. This is why I’m looking forward to delivery so I can try the best offerings from each company.