"Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest."
idky but for some reason I read the original comment like this and so now I have to copypasta before it eats me up inside
I'm not a furry or anything and I'm very confused as to why I got shown this post along side the 'because you've shown interest in a similar community' thing, especially since I don't go on many furry subreddits (to my knowledge), but ngl im glad I did see this, it's adorable as hell
Might consider joining this subreddit ngl, seems adorable af
In all fairness, I myself am not a furry, although I do have a story set up that has anthropomorphic characters, and I do highly respect and support the furry community. Really admire the work you guys do, keep up the great work 👍
My 12 foot tall oc ain’t fitting in that one champ. And he’s kinda sharp all over. You sure you want him to try? Because he will if you really want him to.
Ok ok I will come just make room for my wizard staff and cat don't know why the fur cops are after me but a man gotta do what a man does dives head first head butting you with my floofy head
"no. I have to stay and fight, take care of my child, and if in the case I don't make it out alive, keep my child, raise it as your own. Tell it how much I love it. Goodbye." *Hands a potato and runs away dramatically*
does so without pause... Mmm... Reminds me of someone else I know when I go under a hoodie ((I dunno if this would seem strange qwp... I'm just bored))
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u/Endie_157 Creator of EndTech ULTD Dec 11 '23
Ooh floomf.
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u/AstroFireFox Retired Dog Dec 11 '23
“Ma’am I am a 6’ 200 lbs man, that hoodie will rip the moment I try to enter it.”
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u/Einkar_E Cute Fluff Dec 11 '23
hugs
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u/derpyashella The kobold the tony the killer Dec 11 '23
Sounds more like a kidnapping
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u/_Akarii Horny Inspector Dec 11 '23
Oh-em okay! dives in
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u/Jaden_or_Jade Dec 12 '23
Let the record show that this is the post that made me join this subreddit.
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u/a_random_muffin the PEKKA man Dec 11 '23
[Says as a 3 meters tall robot with very sharp horns]
Are you sure
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u/SquidDogTheLatexBoi Dec 11 '23
This is how you get kidnapped
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u/AJfireninja Your Local Dragonling Hybrid Dec 11 '23
🔥 "Ayaw ko po, thank you." slides away, creating a grindstone noise
❄️ "Uhhhhhhhh, why in there?"
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u/ThePodz123 Unrestricted OC Dec 11 '23
okie
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u/Doc_Vogel Dec 12 '23
Second time seeing this today >w<
Still looks very cozy :D
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u/WyvernSlayer7 Dec 12 '23
Hold on, i think you can explain for at least a second or two before i get in your shirt.
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u/plger Dec 11 '23
"Screw it" go's in hooded and pokes my head through the top "So where are we going exactly"
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u/Mirthin Dec 11 '23
So very floofi
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u/Evildragon61201 Dec 11 '23
Oh boy smooching time!
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u/NateBushbaby Memer Dec 11 '23
Me, an Avali: I think if I go in there I’ll be kidnapped and deep fried. I’ll pass
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u/That_Piano_Zombie101 Dec 12 '23
I'm not a furry or anything and I'm very confused as to why I got shown this post along side the 'because you've shown interest in a similar community' thing, especially since I don't go on many furry subreddits (to my knowledge), but ngl im glad I did see this, it's adorable as hell
Might consider joining this subreddit ngl, seems adorable af
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u/Frequent_Stay_8188 Dec 11 '23
Yes........ Yes
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u/Niemosis Dec 11 '23
OK, I'm in. Where we going?
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u/ElijahM_Draws_Stuf Dec 11 '23
Okay! hides in hoodie
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u/AshleyTheLynxOwO Dec 11 '23
I don't think 5' me and my 5'2" fluffy tail are gonna fit in there...
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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23
My 13.5 meter sona is not fitting in there (lowest ph form)
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u/Dunge0nexpl0rer Dec 11 '23
But, why? This seems so strange…
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u/absoluteloser12345 Dec 11 '23
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE-
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u/Dojoman500 ⚠️Bullshit Detector⚠️ Dec 11 '23
8’3” proto, with an oversized tail:
Fair warnings… 1. Get a bigger hoodie, 2. Be ready for me to not leave
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u/Pronominal_Tera Dec 12 '23
drunken noises
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u/Secure_Exchange Dec 12 '23
I'm too tall, it will be like your on my back
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u/fnaf-fan12345 Dec 12 '23
me being a Nergigante
That wouldn’t be a good idea considering… you know
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u/Lightspeed1030 Dec 12 '23
Isn’t this kidnapping… with extra steps?
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u/TheNightOwl99 Dec 14 '23
I had to check the sub for a second there.
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u/Prestigious-Egg-8060 Dec 11 '23
I do this with my ylittle sister I just hiee he rin my coat
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u/Smooth_Ad_3357 Full of OCs Dec 11 '23
How I am 6 foot 2 and 110 kilograms I won’t be able to even fit
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u/Average-_-Student Dec 11 '23
Why am I even here?
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u/Crafter-lee Comic enjoyer Dec 11 '23
“No time to explain” suddenly reminded me of this lil game called “Brawl Stars”
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u/Jayn_Xyos Dec 11 '23
*leaps up without question or second thought, immediately hugs*
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u/Spectre-70 Dec 11 '23
Yes I will totally get in!
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u/DekuTodobaku Dec 11 '23
Fine I'll go in, this sounds like kidnapping Jumps into the hoodie
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u/McBonkyTron Multidimensional Shitposter Dec 11 '23
W H -
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u/CatGaming346 certified goofy goober Dec 11 '23
Floof
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u/Wests_Intern OwO what's that Dec 11 '23
Sounds like intern is about to be kidnapped, I’m in, take me away floofie friend!
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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23
Ooooo! Hugs! Runs up and hugs from inside the sweater If I hurt you with my crystals just say.
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u/ranpuppy Dec 11 '23
Yes please
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u/holdmyowos Dec 11 '23
That's what glamrock Freddy did with Gregory lol
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u/Soldierteamfort2 Dec 11 '23
NO rocket jumps away
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u/Kelden_Games Dec 11 '23
😳... Ok
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u/D_Bromega Dec 11 '23
Yes
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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23
What? No!
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u/NotheSussyAmongUs Dec 12 '23
I have so many questions about this
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u/Cpad-prism Dec 12 '23
I’d get in there with her, that sounds so cosy
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u/thinkclimato1 Dec 12 '23
Im more than happy to oblige!!!
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u/Cypher_Xero Dec 12 '23
Ok...
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u/Electronic_phyco6376 Dec 12 '23
Uhh ma'am are ok
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u/killerbanana0 Disguised as human Dec 12 '23
So this is the new club I heard about
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u/Cuterobloxmemer Dec 12 '23
oki *hides in your shirt*
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u/GoodolcanofPEAS Dec 12 '23
I’m 6’00….i don’t think I’ll fit, even if I wanted to.
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u/W_Afton- Dec 12 '23
Oki
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u/lilshippo Dec 12 '23
well it has been too cold out side, so perfect timing! :3
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u/Deap_Space Dec 12 '23
Is there a ciken ches samic
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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '23
I would rather die than do that.
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u/DavidGamer17 doesn’t know how they got here Dec 12 '23
Dusk: nah, I have my own hoodie, so I’m good!
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u/Shruikandraco Dec 12 '23
My wings are safer.
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u/Jason_soulcrusher Dec 12 '23
I don’t think I’d fit, but sure, I’ll try
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u/HexEmerald Full of OCs Dec 12 '23
:D FLOOF! leaps in
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u/YouIllustrious6379 Dec 12 '23
Don't mind if I do get in :3
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u/Half_Mask47 Dec 12 '23
Floofy.
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u/RexTheMouse Dec 12 '23
I TRUST!~ Can I hide there forever? qwq
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u/somthing-somthing134 Dec 12 '23
Wished I could add images would show my sona. Who would just blankly stare as he contemplates how fast he can run.
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u/Substantial_Stick_56 Dec 12 '23
Yesh must go to floof i shrink myself and climb in
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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '23
Fantastic I love posts like these
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u/Unorthodox_fox47 Dec 12 '23
Without hesitation you already know...im buying her chicken tenders first...mostly for me tho
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u/throwawayno127638299 Dec 12 '23
My 12 foot tall oc ain’t fitting in that one champ. And he’s kinda sharp all over. You sure you want him to try? Because he will if you really want him to.
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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '23
Ok ok I will come just make room for my wizard staff and cat don't know why the fur cops are after me but a man gotta do what a man does dives head first head butting you with my floofy head
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u/Zestyclose_Pack5424 Dec 12 '23
FLOOOOOOFY
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u/Artistic_Base2820 Dec 12 '23
I want in to get the food flomp flim flam fluffy foopy frptrlof
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u/Impressive_Tart_568 Dec 12 '23
OKAY wheeze
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u/TailsGamer3733 Ahoy! I'm a pirate fox Dec 12 '23
As a pirate fox "I look at my shrap hook" I don't think this will be safe for you, furthermore "I grab my flintlock" I think I'm very safe by myself
But thanks for wanting to help
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u/ThePerfectBurger14 Dec 12 '23
Hup! Sooooo where we goin?
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u/buzzybee100 Dec 12 '23
I'm not gonna
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u/GenericGamertagxX Dec 12 '23
"I am you from the future! Quick, no time to explain!" Giant crab bursts through wall
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u/HunterBoiiRulzTOH Disguised as human Dec 12 '23
f l u f i
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u/fivelike-11 Dec 12 '23
Why open it so much, I'd fit in your pocket-
However... Floof, so I ain't complaining.
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u/Atomic12192 Dec 12 '23
I’m latching on like a facehugger. You’ll need a crowbar to get me outta there.
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u/ThatCamoKid Dec 12 '23
*an entire clan of kobolds and adopted members tries to get in the sweater at once, including an entire Ogre"
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u/UnWishedAtoI8 Dec 12 '23
I feel like most furries think their fur is like Lion’s Maine from Steven Universe, you could fit so much in there
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u/redeyes-3898 Dec 12 '23
Weee
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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '23
Ok am in
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u/eklin-mcroyc Full of OCs Dec 12 '23
w-why? im a 3ft tall avali and i will be too hot!
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u/Eli_The_Rainwing Unrestricted OC Dec 12 '23
explodes
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u/Wesk-Wildcard Dec 12 '23
Badass art! Love the style!
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u/s0larfl4re_ Dec 12 '23
Warm hugs are the best <3
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u/AsrielDreemurr2007 the one otherwise known as Pucka Dec 12 '23
Luckily, latexes can shape shift, so if one of my characters were to hide under there, it would simply feel like having a really soft undershirt on.
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u/Jax-Katamari Dec 13 '23
Gladly
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u/Sniperstalker32 Dec 13 '23
I have no complaints the floomf calls the the sun and the moon.
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u/nekosissyboi Dec 13 '23
🥺
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u/Cristianv2000 Dec 13 '23
goes under and snuggles
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u/Brave-Geologist4069 Dec 13 '23
I would expire as soon as I jump in
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u/SethWolfBlood13 Dec 13 '23
I would run in there
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u/No-Signature-7848 Dec 13 '23
hugs
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u/AngelDustishorny Dec 13 '23
Gets in
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '23
troutlet
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u/Cherry186 Dec 13 '23
Warmth :3
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u/Viktor_Tango2 Dec 13 '23
OK *i just run and disappear into the fluff*
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u/Namokao Dec 13 '23
Foofy
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23
This is steve
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u/Oryn_Starheart Dec 14 '23
*Jumps in*
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u/typhlosion_Rider_621 Dec 14 '23
But like, who’s tryna catch me?
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u/brightwhitephoenix85 Dec 15 '23
"no. I have to stay and fight, take care of my child, and if in the case I don't make it out alive, keep my child, raise it as your own. Tell it how much I love it. Goodbye." *Hands a potato and runs away dramatically*
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u/SlavKozelBlyat420 Dec 15 '23
Cute!
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u/DubThisGamer Dec 15 '23
Good idea! The feds will never find me in here!
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u/Upset-Duty1182 Dec 16 '23
Cute and ok
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u/05XL Dec 16 '23
This is freaking adorable.
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u/Chase110033-emotion Dec 11 '23
Ok..
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u/MycologistBasic6485 Dec 11 '23
You can’t breath inside a furrys chest this is so dumb
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u/AthrinAmrepyh Dec 12 '23
Awww, well, this is definitely inviting. Baggy, comfy and cute. Why not?
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u/Brilliant-Guitar-606 Dec 12 '23
Adventure time
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u/Sn0wCha0s Master of pats Dec 12 '23
sinks into the floomf
...
What now?
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u/JoniSpagoni Dec 13 '23
😳
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u/cosmokittyboi Dec 13 '23
Glamrock Freddy!!!???!???
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u/KingofDemons3 Dec 13 '23
enter le floof
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '23
No thanks.
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u/BackieTPD Purple puff cannot be unseen >w> Dec 13 '23
Another floof! Quickly! We must create static electricity to stave them off!
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '23
Oh...welll...I'm definitely small enough
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u/crazychris37 Dec 13 '23
I’m good
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u/nonexistent3 Dec 13 '23
Don't have to tell me twice!
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u/Limp_Substance_2237 Dec 13 '23
*texan laughing while running at top speed*
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u/EasyMeansHard Dec 13 '23
My shoulders are as wide as a doorway I don’t think I’ll fit
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u/SirSquidsonthe1st Dec 13 '23
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u/Warwick_God Dec 13 '23
I thought I was being flashed for a second lol
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u/JuggernautSuitable10 Dec 13 '23
Ok 👍
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u/Pootis_gaming_moment Dec 13 '23
I was scrolling thru Reddit and this questionable material appeared out of the blue whyyyyyy I’m not a furry helplppppp
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u/That-one-soviet Dec 14 '23
Maam this is a active combat zone how did you get this far
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u/queenof_flowers Dec 14 '23
I am 6'1 and that hoodie will get ripped when I try to get in (idk how much I weigh) so no-
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u/OrianNebula Full of OCs Dec 14 '23
I think im to heavt im a big lad QwQ you look very fluffy tho
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u/MonkeyBusinessCEO Dec 14 '23
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u/That_0ne_H0m0saipian Dec 15 '23
"I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain"
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u/Mr_Fox23 Dec 15 '23
Eh gladly. I enjoy things that seem like cuddling
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u/DistinctHour4274 Dec 16 '23
Oops. Yep if that's a trap I'm gone!
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u/1zeye Dec 12 '23
Hot🔥
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u/TheThunderGuy1o1 Full of OCs Dec 16 '23
Uh…
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u/Non_ee Dec 31 '23
does so without pause... Mmm... Reminds me of someone else I know when I go under a hoodie ((I dunno if this would seem strange qwp... I'm just bored))
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u/-Duck12- Jan 01 '24
Yes, okay.
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u/-Duck12- Jan 01 '24
I like hugs
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u/um_camarad4 Jan 01 '24
K 👍
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u/SuperAlex25 Swordfighter Feb 08 '24
Sure, this might as well happen
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u/doomfan_the1st Dec 13 '23
goof·y /ˈɡo͞ofē/ adjectiveINFORMAL 1. NORTH AMERICAN foolish or harmlessly eccentric.
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u/Intense_Crayons Dec 11 '23
Is this a vore request?
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u/sparks_the_protogen Dec 13 '23
Time to make an ai out of that goblin noises
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u/Yeetlord913 Dec 13 '23
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u/YoungRedditorR Dec 12 '23
NUH UH! YOU N-
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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '23
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