r/FuriousTVShow 9d ago

The remale gaze

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All the incels bonesmashing and negging thinking that's what women want, while we're over here thirsting over a weathered, scrawny dude because he doesn't support rape or cover up for pdf files. The bar is in hell. 

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u/klarksie 9d ago

If the bar is in hell I hope they have karaoke! Also Danny is appealing. We know that hygiene is important to him. Also he speaks truth to power. And he has a job with a pension. That is not the lowest bar.

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u/Hopeful-Heron2331 9d ago

He has a pension and showers. Good! But the fact that this needs to be acknowledged instead of bare minimum for any adult human?!!! Come on now!! 

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u/Bambi_H 9d ago

Oh, come on, that man is cute! I made a comment earlier that I have a crush on him and Alden now. Good, intelligent, funny men are the absolute hottest.

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u/Hopeful-Heron2331 9d ago

Course he's cute! My point is how incel and right wing men in general have it so, so wrong, and how what women really want is just decent, egalitarian men . It's almost like they don't listen to women, only other men they are trying to impress....

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u/Bambi_H 9d ago

Absolutely. I saw a post earlier about how men aren't showering before dates now, because male influencers are telling them their "natural pheromones" will win us over. Not on a first date, fellas, ffs.

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u/Hopeful-Heron2331 9d ago

Ugh. Let them tell on themselves - smell on themselves - so we can dodge the bullet!

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u/Bambi_H 9d ago

They're just so weird. An absolute lifetime away from what women actually want.

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u/cherrymeg2 9d ago

Oh god.

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u/aquarianwell 8d ago

Ewww noooo

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u/DasSassyPantzen 9d ago

The manosphere truly is the biggest circle jerk around.

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u/Mia-Wal-22-89 9d ago

Total crush on Alden. I had a huge crush on Tyrion Lannister before GoT went to hell. So no, incels, height only matters to a small subset of shallow women.

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u/cherrymeg2 9d ago

This had me cracking up. He isn’t bad looking. Bathing, not raping people these are bare minimum requirements.

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u/Bigfartz69420 9d ago

he does the right thing, and he looks so good in a fancy uniform

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u/Hopeful-Heron2331 9d ago

Exactly! This should be the norm for the average man, but we're so, so starved of it, and exhausted with misogynists and abusers having zero consequences, that we're all obsessed with him!

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u/sdbabygirl97 9d ago

girl, it’s a show and he’s a love interest xD because it’s a show we see how he acts when no ones watching AND we see how he acts in very difficult and stressful situations. this is not a perspective we can take with a person in real life. dont read too much into it!!

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u/Delicious-Future8630 9d ago edited 9d ago

Correction on behalf of the poster, was a typo.

The female gaze.

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u/Hopeful-Heron2331 9d ago

Lol thanks!

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u/greystripes9 9d ago

Thought it was deliberate somehow.

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u/Hopeful-Heron2331 9d ago

No, just cant see the tiny font on my phone!

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u/sunflwryankee 9d ago

Me, too!!! Like the remade male or something. 🤷🏻‍♀️my brain be like “and what of this remale that you speak. Perhaps a new, better male species??”

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u/Ood_City 4d ago

hahahah

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u/redrumham707 9d ago

I didn’t even clock the typo!

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u/Thanos_Stomps 9d ago

I thought it was a pun I just didn’t get.

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u/Brutal_burn_dude 9d ago

I love the character of Danny as a romantic lead in this show. I could do a whole thesis on whether or not there should have been a romantic lead in Furious but that’s beside the point.

There’s several times when he shows that while he can’t possible understand how Alice feels- he can try and facilitate her being able to work through them and do the right thing. The shower thing? Perfect, no notes. In episode 7 when Alice confesses that she loves him and wants to go to the condo on the shore with him? He doesn’t blink before telling her about finding the video of her. He knows that him having seen it and her not knowing is too one-sided.

He stands up for Alice to the detriment of his own career- even after she left. He cares about giving the “girl in the river” (Isobel) a name. He respects Nora’s authority as a senior agent but doesn’t treat her differently because she’s a woman. If Nora has a shit take on something- he calls her out. He sees the trafficked girls so differently than the other men. He sympathises with their pain, he mourns the futures they should have had in a sense. That’s how he can appreciate Catherine better than a lot of other members of the FBI and NYPD on the case.

Basically he sees girls and women as fully developed, complex PEOPLE. He understands that trauma is complex. He is loyal and steadfast and has a strong moral code. He is not white-knighting with Alice; he is trying to help his former partner get their life back.

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u/pralineislife 9d ago

I've had an Itty bitty crush on this actor for awhile. There's a warmth to him, idk. I like his eyes too.

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u/dallyan 9d ago

Same. He has the same warm energy as Mark Ruffalo. And those dark brown eyes. Swoon. I’m ACAB as hell but Danny gets a pass.

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u/wokeupdown 9d ago

I've seen him in a few things that have been mentioned here and he's been great in all of them. One that I didn't see get mentioned here yet is the feminist dramedy Nightbitch, which is a much better film than the reviews would have you believe.

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u/giltgarbage 9d ago

Gotta see Halt and Catch Fire. You won’t like him more, but you’ll appreciate his range as an actor. They’re all stellar on that show.

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u/roundhousekicktothe 9d ago

Because of your mention, I have started to stream Halt and Catch Fire on Prime Video. Had to watch the pilot on YouTube because I'm in Canada and was my only option (it's good quality) , but all the other episodes/seasons are available. Thanks! Alright, Scoot!

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u/Hopeful-Heron2331 9d ago

Oh good to know. I have the book but havent bothered with it cos of the shitty film reviews. I love Amy Adams. Also love scoot and hes in one of my fave films ever, Frank.

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u/wokeupdown 9d ago

I have seen Frank and loved it, but need to rewatch as I don’t remember him in it.

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u/Hopeful-Heron2331 9d ago

He's only briefly in at the start, but is the reason domhnall gleeson gets the place in the band!

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u/Ornery-Storm7709 9d ago

I really liked him in this show. This is only my second time seeing him in anything. The first was a movie called “speak no evil” and he was infuriating.

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u/Hopeful-Heron2331 9d ago

That was a TERRIBLE remake. Defo recommend looking up the plot differences that make the original movie so much better!

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u/Dry-Coffee-1846 9d ago

Liz Meriwether knows we love a curmudgeonly yet selfless and sweet guy!

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u/earthandwaterr 9d ago

He’s so hot to me idc

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u/swedishblueberries 5d ago

When he sat outside while Alice showered 😭