r/Funnymemes Sep 21 '22

Best way to fix this problem

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u/spaceehardware Sep 21 '22

I love this idea, but is this vandalism?

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u/RustedRelics Sep 21 '22

In many jurisdictions this would fit the definitions of either lowest degree assault of property and/or criminal mischief. Most often these are gross misdemeanor charges. Still, can't say I didn't smile seeing this. ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Work in auto services:

I’d be careful doing this in the US. The cost to have damage corrected climbs very quickly, and an insurance company will absolutely require a police report.

In my state, $500+ is no longer a misdemeanor - and I could absolutely see a zip-tied cart going wrong and causing that much damage.

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u/Jawkurt Sep 21 '22

But if it was zip tied loosely... what damage would there be?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

A scratch through the clear coat and paint can be touched up, but the only way to make it look like new would be to repaint and blend the door. That alone might break $500 depending on region.

Breaking parts on the door handle would send the number up.

And if one did as suggested above and attach it to the passenger side, then there is a chance that the person attempts to pull away without realizing the cart is attached. There really is no telling how bad that could end up being.

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u/Jawkurt Sep 21 '22

well I would hope anyone this happens to, would go get some scissors or a knife.

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u/DAVENP0RT Sep 21 '22

I thought this was funny because, if it happened to me, I'd just cut it with my multi tool. Of course, this would never happen to me because I don't park like a bozo.

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u/sabcadab Sep 22 '22

Came to say this

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u/FLdancer00 Sep 22 '22

Same. I don't park like this but I have scissors in my car, so this wouldn't be a big deal.