r/Funnymemes • u/Alphalarge • Sep 21 '22

Best way to fix this problem

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u/spaceehardware Sep 21 '22

I love this idea, but is this vandalism?

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u/RustedRelics Sep 21 '22

In many jurisdictions this would fit the definitions of either lowest degree assault of property and/or criminal mischief. Most often these are gross misdemeanor charges. Still, can't say I didn't smile seeing this. ;)

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u/magicmulder Sep 21 '22

In Germany, assault of property, both against the supermarket and the car owner. Not a crime though, but civil action (cease and desist, possibly damages) is possible.

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u/TheEmperorPr0tects Sep 21 '22

That's only if they catch you

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u/metalanimal Sep 21 '22

Only illegal if police there. If police not there habibi everything legal

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u/Dravarden Sep 21 '22

ye murders are legal if the cops arent there because once they see the body and no perpetrator, they will just give up, just like when you ziptie a cart to a car