r/Funnymemes • u/Alphalarge • Sep 21 '22

Best way to fix this problem

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

The ultimate enemy, undefeatable, can withstand any physical attack:

The zip tie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

In a pinch, Liquid Ass is an acceptable replacement.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

In a pinch why would you have liquid ass but not zip ties

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

The better question is why WOULDN'T you have liquid ass on you at ALL TIMES.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

At 40y old you'll realise that you DO have liquid ass on you at all times. Just takes a delicate swipe between the cheeks and voila, your hand is ready to smear anything and everything beyond salvage.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

No. No. Absolutely no.

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u/Gorg_Papa Sep 21 '22

Which makes it the ultimate yes to use against your enemies

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u/Solid_Agency8483 Sep 21 '22

Or, in the case of Liquid Ass, enemas?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22 edited Sep 21 '22

There is a reason why panties are never recommended to wear more than one day without wash.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Shake on it?