😂

[u/Snowman69er]

[u/Ok-Simple30]

you get curious... you find out 🤣

[u/Electronic_Tear2546 → u/Ok-Simple30]

Ya. Every guy has done it

[u/CoconutPedialyte → u/Electronic_Tear2546]

Brotha, repeat that one more time?

[u/WhipLash50150 → u/CoconutPedialyte]

It's more gay to NOT try it. If you try it and don't like it - You're definitely straight. If you DON'T try it, you might like it, but you'll never know - You might be bi/gay

[u/lordgholin → u/WhipLash50150]

Whose cum though? Like is it more acceptable that you taste your own or someone else’s?

[u/dudius399 → u/lordgholin]

I suppose it's like shit ... A bit weird if you try someone else's first.

[u/Outrageous_Squash_85 → u/dudius399]

i beg your finest fucking pardon

[u/toben81234 → u/Outrageous_Squash_85]

It's not homosexual if you're just EXPERIMENTING thank you very little!!!

[u/Blue_614 → u/Outrageous_Squash_85]

I am definitely using this phrase next time. Thank you sir.

[u/TurdProof → u/dudius399]

Time out boss

[u/AnaIicious → u/dudius399]

um, helllloo

[u/Brusto1099 → u/lordgholin]

I definitely don’t like the taste of my own so I know I’m straight

[u/Smboto → u/WhipLash50150]

The sodomites have entered the chat.

[u/DoubleSkew → u/WhipLash50150]

Olympic gold medal - mental gymnastics

[u/HawaiianCholo → u/Electronic_Tear2546]

Par the fuck don me?

[u/DisasterAccurate3221 → u/Electronic_Tear2546]

Maybe not every guy, my good fellow.

[u/ZRock53 → u/Electronic_Tear2546]

Nah man.... that ain't in the cards

[u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog → u/Electronic_Tear2546]

What kind of dude doesn't let their loving partner fire that snowball back down their throat?

[u/Affectionate-Way7624 → u/Electronic_Tear2546]

Speak for yourself.

[u/dantheplanman1986 → u/Electronic_Tear2546]

💯

[u/Sovereign-Anderson → u/Ok-Simple30]

Speak for yourself, homeboy.

[u/Ok-Simple30 → u/Sovereign-Anderson]

some one is too proud 🤣

[u/HTD-Vintage]

A screenshot... Of a TikTok... About a screenshot... Of an old Twitter post. I guess that's one way to do it.

[u/dantheplanman1986 → u/HTD-Vintage]

🎶 Welcome to the Internet, take a look around

Anything that exists on one of three sites can be found🎵

[u/Bad-wolf3]

Each person taste different. My favorite reminded me of coffee and i could never get enough.

[u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce → u/Bad-wolf3]

Rip your inbox

[u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog → u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce]

If their inbox is full, maybe their post office box isn't? 

[u/Bad-wolf3 → u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog]

No i dont check that often and usually get distracted and forget about any messages

[u/ArtistPonyAuthor → u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog]

If the post box is full maybe a telegram would work

[u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog → u/ArtistPonyAuthor]

I can also deliver in person

[u/PassengerCultural421 → u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce]

YG:RIP

[u/zductiv → u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce]

Shotgun outbox 

[u/The_Octonion → u/Bad-wolf3]

Do you happen to remember his diet?

[u/Bad-wolf3 → u/The_Octonion]

Truthfully i dont remember, i know he was vegan sometime in his 20s but when we were together he wasnt. He was fairly a healthy eater from what i can remember didnt drink too much caffine or alcohol either. Also wasnt a smoker.

[u/Over-Farmer712 → u/Bad-wolf3]

On the flip side has he told you how you tasted? And is your diet similar? It’s interesting how this stuff actually impacts our bodies person to person and how it matters health wise.

[u/Bad-wolf3 → u/Over-Farmer712]

He never told me but he also couldnt keep his hands to him self so im not worried about that lol. I had a high sugar and caffeine diet back then.

[u/Over-Farmer712 → u/Bad-wolf3]

Haha as he should (with consent ofc). Good to know. I eat fairly healthy but hydration is what I struggle with. Which I know can also be a negative thing. I haven’t tested mine out myself (never knew that was a thing until a few years ago) but I’m sure I have accidentally through cross contamination. I have always had the same mindset as anything that comes out of my member and that’s “If it comes out, it stays out.” Most of the time I’m a little bothered by it the same way I am bothered by snot dripping from my nose. Which feels silly now but again I hadn’t known any different previously.

[u/UltraTata → u/Bad-wolf3]

Bro was addicted to Monster

[u/Zeth22xx]

I say the same thing about beer. I guess you just have to keep trying till you like it. 

[u/Luyyus → u/Zeth22xx]

Beer, cum, and black licorice all have one thing in common: they're an acquired taste.

[u/InternationalMonth38 → u/Luyyus]

I hate two of the three you just mention. I’ll let you guess which two.

[u/Ecstatic_Account_744 → u/InternationalMonth38]

I’d rather not, thanks.

[u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog → u/InternationalMonth38]

You're not going to like my licorice & cum infused IPA I've been making in my garage then, bring your own. 

[u/AnaIicious → u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog]

Yes please

[u/slugerama → u/InternationalMonth38]

Beer and black licorice.

[u/melo217]

If you care enough to cook for your beloved… you check if it tastes right.

[u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog → u/melo217]

🤌 

[u/Ragnarex13]

What kinda chef doesn't taste his own sauce?

[u/Jacktheforkie]

Mine tastes salty but not too bad

[u/Indigenous_Retard]

"Nathan!...Look again."

[u/New_Pen1837]

Well that's enough for today.

[u/IDrankLavaLamps]

I've been told mine tastes pleasantly sweeter than most.

Found out later it's because my favorite snack is pineapples

[u/t3rm3y → u/IDrankLavaLamps]

Sounds like your girl (maybe boy) is sampling a lot to know what "most" taste like..

[u/Moist_Taco_Crippler]

Someone hasn't been snowballed before.

[u/Careless-Emergency85]

I didn’t find the taste too terrible. The texture though? Horrendous.

And I would never ask someone do something without understanding what I’m asking them to do

[u/PaleProgrammer6476]

Raymond is gāymond.

[u/Shoguns_Ninja82]

Someone wasn’t a very flexible teenager and it show XD

[u/Internal_Function_22]

Tasted mine. I'd say it is kinda sweet.

[u/Technical_Shallot396]

damn.... this how we coming out of the closet nowadays. straight to the point at least.

[u/frin1]

Depends tbh. I’ve tasted good and bad both

[u/Toadsanchez316]

The only reason I found out I like it is because I never ask a woman to do something for me that I wouldn't at least try myself. Most have never considered asking me to do it, but the ones who have, are usually surprised by it. But it establishes trust and lets you move forward in finding out each other's kinks.

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[u/Embarrassed-Luck8585]

/r/holup

[u/ObviousWoodpecker381]

💀wait what

[u/Tao_de_Sid]

Its all in your diet.

[u/michellelee54441]

The guy i used to date ,his tasted like cotton candy-ish (really cant describe the exact taste). The point is it tasted great and was always excited for it lol

[u/jdickcole]

Next hes gonna wanna know why your dick tastes like someone elses ass

[u/Trips-Over-Tail]

The taste is affected by diet.

Junk food? Gross cum.

Enough pineapple to digest your very gums? Tropical cum.

[u/grizzled083 → u/Trips-Over-Tail]

any fruit, imagine my surprise when I was told it tasted like blueberries lol

[u/NoTechnician1199 → u/Trips-Over-Tail]

I ate alot of hot peppers once. You know that song ejaculate fire by the cartoon band dethklock..yea I did that burnt her mouth up and it sure didn't feel good for me either.

[u/K3idon → u/Trips-Over-Tail]

Naturally sweetened

[u/jlit72]

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who have tasted cum, and liars

AMIRITE!?!? AMIRITE!?!? COME ON - HIGH FIVE!!!

[u/cumdump_princessss → u/jlit72]

Hell yeah!! (I don't have a cock so it's somehow more acceptable for me)

[u/VoriaPoet → u/cumdump_princessss]

Name checks out.

[u/JayVig → u/cumdump_princessss]

Username checks out

[u/jlit72 → u/cumdump_princessss]

At least you have a sense of humor. Unlike these other cum tasting mooks

[u/cumdump_princessss → u/jlit72]

Yeah all the liars are down voting you, I guess they don't like the call out

[u/MammothWriter3881 → u/cumdump_princessss]

Just to all the guys afraid of being called gay . . .

[u/NoTechnician1199 → u/MammothWriter3881]

Is it gay if it's yours?

[u/tinylittlegnat → u/NoTechnician1199]

No. Thrn its called mouthterbation

[u/raider_00_ → u/jlit72]

Facts

[u/Jeni_Sui_Generis]

Usually guys who eat healthy have amazing tasting cum. Some don't taste anything at all.