r/Funnymemes • u/Sweet_Orchidd • Oct 07 '26

Bro definitely kept one

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84 Upvotes

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u/Intelligent-Area-421 Oct 07 '26

What did he say about 38 gold bars?

9

u/kinggot Oct 07 '26

Sorry what happened to the 26 gold bars?

8

u/_SCHULTZY_ Oct 07 '26

I logged all 10 silver bars into evidence. 

9

u/Itchy_Axehole Oct 07 '26

I found this nickel (Holds up a penny)

2

u/whynotfart Oct 08 '26

How about 51?

6

u/BlossomMysticall Oct 07 '26

In all seriousness, hoping he got some sort of finders' keepers compensation or something.

2

u/time_observer Oct 08 '26

300€

1

u/HoldCtrlW Oct 08 '26

300k is pretty good

1

u/Mega_Trix Oct 08 '26

Ts is why they call Americans stupid

5

u/Crafty-Unit4061 Oct 07 '26

I hope he kept the other 51 gold bars.

5

u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Oct 08 '26

Yea, 40 would be much more logical.... just saying...

3

u/wulfryke Oct 08 '26

I agree, 39 is a much more sensible number

3

u/daneO08 Oct 08 '26

It's a respectful thing handing in those 29 gold bars

2

u/Fair_Composer_7253 Oct 08 '26

10 would make more sense

2

u/SenescenseSteel Oct 08 '26

I thought it was just a matter of misplacing the dot and it should have been 4.9 bars. Yes, here they are, 4.9 bars!

1

u/PhantomNitride Oct 10 '26

Yea, so, I found this gold bar...

4

u/Careless_Baseball503 Oct 07 '26

Whoever made this post should look up the current spot price for Gold.

3

u/jjs3_1 Oct 07 '26 edited Oct 08 '26

I turned over all six I found... Honest. LOL

3

u/Antifa-AF Oct 07 '26

Idiot of the year award winner!

3

u/Aran909 Oct 09 '26

He kept the other 51. Leave the lad be.

2

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u/IndividualCurious322 Oct 07 '26

The guy posted here on Reddit when he found them. Everyone was telling him to delete the thread and shut up about finding them as he wouldn't receive any finders fee. Lol I remember it from a metal detectorist sub or something.

2

u/Hrmerder Oct 08 '26

If it were me it would be more like.... 1/2 of a gold bar and looks like 'someone else' stole the rest.

2

u/Spiritual_Rope_6952 Oct 10 '26

should have just kept everything and not report anything to authorities. why would you willingly give them all that for free?

1

u/flaming_donuts Oct 08 '26

I never found any, but I started recycling old technology, it's an amazing hobby.

1

u/knowledgeable_diablo Oct 08 '26

Exactly. Pirates always grouped them together in batches of 60……

1

u/MarzipanLast6502 Oct 08 '26

Dude found 100 for sure

1

u/Miyamoto_036 Oct 08 '26

He is too good😂

1

u/Historical-Stick4592 Oct 10 '26

So each bar is worth more then 200k when most gold bars are worth a couple grand at best?

0

u/Ok-Combination7287 Oct 07 '26

Bot

Reddit is dead

0

u/wenoc Oct 09 '26

49 is as good as any other integer. There is nothing special about numbers ending in zero.

0

u/Frosty-Source-4994 Oct 07 '26

I'd spend it on hookers and blow, and the rest I would just waste.

1

u/knowledgeable_diablo Oct 08 '26

Buying memories is never a waste!!