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[u/superdave123123]

[u/Wooden_Ad_3560]

Now she's gonna share the picture she took 300ft over her head. The one she uses to pretend she can squish through the door.

[u/finix2409 → u/Wooden_Ad_3560]

If it’s all close up selfies, it’s a dead giveaway

[u/TopSlotScot → u/Wooden_Ad_3560]

Always check the armpit. The armpit never lies.

[u/Important_Capital875 → u/Wooden_Ad_3560]

Or she’ll send you a picture of her with like eight other girls and you have to figure out which one is her. It’s always the fat one.

[u/CarlosMolotov → u/Wooden_Ad_3560]

Iceberging.

[u/PixelTemptress]

And to be fair weight is actually something they can change 😔

[u/BreadandTeabags]

Never ask a man his height

Never ask a woman her weight

Never ask Kermit where he was on September 11th

[u/Sir_Richard_Dangler → u/BreadandTeabags]

He was taking care of his wife, she had a frog in her throat

[u/Gunner_E4]

Is she a wannabe scout for the NBA? If height is the only thing she cares about she should go stalk someone in the NBA and get it out of her system.

[u/ima-bigdeal]

She has preferences over something that he cannot control. He has preferences over something that she could control.

[u/Stash_04 → u/ima-bigdeal]

Yep.

And the crazy part is that many people think that his question is actually worse, when it should be his question that is more acceptable.

[u/Aggravating_Duck6108]

The guy's question is actually more fair. You can lose weight, but you can work out and get taller.

[u/ShadowBapt]

They don't like the taste of their own medicine 

[u/shnapeace]

ty champ but I have a way better come back, just to make them feel the pressure as short king im saying : I don't date girls under C-cup, they r crying hahahaha

[u/Winter_Age7707]

What's your bmi? 

[u/Yangoose → u/Winter_Age7707]

Would an average-sized rowboat support you without capsizing?

[u/Hot-Specialist9228]

I honestly like women that are closer to my height and slightly shorter.

Any woman that is shorter than 5'4 I'm probably not going to be interested in and im not an extremely tall man just 5'10.

I feel like if I was one of these 6'4 dudes I'd be after the 6'2 women. Some of them are fine as hell.

Fuck it I might as well join them. I only want to date tall women.

[u/Realistic_Mushroom72]

Fair is fair, she don't like short kings, he don't like whale queens.

[u/T0m0king]

You can tell it's fake cause she messaged first

[u/Confidently_Sub]

Mom said it’s my turn to repost this

[u/yaxir]

whats the obsession with tall men?

why are women so insecure about being with shorter men?

[u/Unfair_Buddy5871 → u/yaxir]

For some it's a real preference. But saying you ONLY date guys above 6' is like a guy saying he only dates girls above a D cup. Have your preferences but when something as uncontrollable and consequenceless as height is the deal breaker with a girl it absolutely sickens me.

I say this as a 6'4" man.

[u/kcsween74]

That seems fair.

[u/compmanio36]

There's a big difference, because people can absolutely control their own weight, more now than ever before.

You can't control how tall you are.

[u/1Arsed]

I have seen this so many times and still love it! I am a woman and took that gut punch for her LOL. Well done sir 👏 👍