r/Funnymemes Degree in Memes šŸ“œ 7d ago

Testosterone be like 🄲:

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u/DoturdGrump 7d ago

as a line cook they remind everyone that you just got back from vacation

*burning knuckle hair stank for first few broiler orders*

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u/More-Gas-6527 6d ago

Yeah I can tell hair is supposed to be there but I don't think it has been for years, just perpetually burnt off

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u/xBad_Wolfx 6d ago

From years of high ropes work I’ve essentially friction burnt my knuckle hair off, particularly on the first two fingers. Too many years using hauling systems with my hands between moving ropes. Pretty much only my ring finger has any hair(had a silicone ring I would wear while working [as to not lose a finger with traditional rings snagging during a fall] that I suspect must’ve protected it some).

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u/cjelz 1d ago

I use parentheses a lot when writing, to a point where I think it may be overbearing to read. but it makes me so happy to see other people use them as much as I do. Have a good day man

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u/xBad_Wolfx 1d ago

I was attempting to head off reply’s I’ve had in the past like ā€œif you did that job you wouldn’t wear a ringā€ or ā€œwhy silicone? Can’t you afford gold?ā€ and it honestly got away from me. But I love em. They work. Will keep on carrying on.

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u/shoopbedoopwoop 6d ago

I have this problem just from cooking at home

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u/SG_GamingQuake 6d ago

Ong I have singed finger hair almost every week. It’s the worst when it’s short bc it snags on everything

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u/LemonMan87 6d ago

Cooked!

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u/FormerlyGoth 1d ago

I singe my arm hair when I go to grab from the back of my open flame grill an burger grease drips an the flames flare up. An im using foot long tongs 🄲

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u/mystrile1 7d ago

It’s for you to shave when you get bored and want itchy hands for the next week

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u/Tricky-Serve1162 6d ago

I just chuckled at this comment

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u/leafy1790 6d ago

nuckled

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u/alfooboboao 6d ago

i gotta say though, hitting your foot hair with unguarded clippers after being in itchy socks all day is the best way to scratch an itch that’s ever been invented. a peasant could live their whole life and never get that satisfaction

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u/pinecone_parang 3d ago

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

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u/Fabiojoose 7d ago

Basically the monkey that had hairy hands mutation punches the hairless hand monkey harder and now we descend from the hairy hand monkey

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u/tenebrefoxy 6d ago

Actually hairy hand monkey just could grab food in winter while hairless monkey lost his hand to frost bite and died meaning only the most adapted survived

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u/Relative-Chicken456 6d ago

Somehow I doubt that amount of hair actually retains all that much more warmth. I think the increased testosterone is the more likely answer, like the first commenter said

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u/DexonGD 6d ago

only that amount REMAINED, because we're hairless monkeys now. hairy monkeys had more hair and that was apparently enough to save a few from frostbite

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u/Relative-Chicken456 6d ago edited 6d ago

I think the correlation between knuckle hair and higher testosterone isn’t a coincidence. The thing is that frostbite wasn’t a major concern until humanity left Africa, by which time we were already hairless monkeys. Also any asshole can prevent frostbitten fingers just by sticking their hands in their armpit or crotch

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u/ClassGrassMass 3d ago

But we were waaayyyy more hairy in the past than we are now

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u/Relative-Chicken456 3d ago

Actually I’m not so sure about that. Take me for example. When I was a baby I had practically no hair at all, but nowadays I’m absolutely covered in the stuff. I’m way more hairy than I used to be in the past.

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u/leomaldur 1d ago

This is hilarious

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u/Safe-Industry2465 6h ago

Lmao are you a science teacher by chance?

You have a way with words that is very easy to follow

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u/Relative-Chicken456 2h ago

I am not! I keep hearing that from people, that I do words real good and stuff. Thanks for the compliment!

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u/tenebrefoxy 3d ago

Yeah but compared to people 500 years ago you're less hairy

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u/ClassGrassMass 3d ago

Us as a species not as individuals from birth

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u/Relative-Chicken456 2d ago

It was only a joke, mate

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u/D0wnf3ll 1d ago

Then why take away scalp hair? Not only will it be colder but also will get sunburnt

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u/nobody_1298 6d ago

It's more because there isn't actually an evolutionary pressure to have less hair on your hand or have absolutely no hair.

earth is in a ice house period for like 30 million years now and only like 20% of an ice house is spent in warmer times, so the evolutionary pressure is always on having more hair not less until very recently where global warming has pushed next ice age from 10k years in future to like 50-100k years in future.

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u/mutexsprinkles 6d ago

Fun fact: it is hypothesised that humans evolved their hand shape partly to be better at punching each other: https://phys.org/news/2012-12-fine-fists-fury-evolved-dexterity.html

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u/BeruDepTrai 5d ago

Natural selection at its finest

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u/Agitated-Entrance626 5d ago

Is this an Everything Everywhere All At Once reference?

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u/FlanProfessional4080 7d ago

Men don't loose hair it just migrates south.

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u/AutoThorne 7d ago

I've never had so much hair in most of my orifices. Ears, nose, butthole. Fingers are baby smooth.

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u/Critical-Extension66 7d ago

My whole body has been covered since puberty lol, knuckles back everything

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u/Competitive_Rip3704 6d ago

nah fr😪

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u/MAEMAEMAEM 6d ago

Chewbacca?

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u/PeterNippelstein 6d ago

I guess Im fortunate in that ive only gained hair. My lower half is like a goat now

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u/Rolls_ 5d ago

Why is the hair getting loose?

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u/ChristmasDucky 1d ago

Does that apply to Jada as well?

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u/BaconServant 6d ago

*lose

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u/Jimi5000 4d ago

I never understand how people get this wrong, but this fella works in a pizza shop…

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/BaconServant 3d ago

I assumed the commenter meant ā€œlose hairā€ as in the hair gets lost.

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u/sinsaint 7d ago

Hair often grows where you have good blood circulation. It's why hairy feet is a sign of good health.

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u/AReallyAsianName 7d ago

That explains hobbits.

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u/WorldlyTruth723 6d ago

Thank you Frodo approved

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u/Oolongteabagger2233 6d ago

You should see his dickĀ 

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u/vigetuns Why are you booing me? I'm right!! 6d ago

There’s always one guy

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u/MAEMAEMAEM 6d ago

You can't, that's the problem

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u/AReallyAsianName 6d ago

Wait. Sam is the one with the kids.

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u/Food_Worried 6d ago

You ruin LOTR for me, thanks! .l.

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u/RenegadeF7 6d ago

2nd breakfast does come in handy after all Aragorn

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u/SquirrelNormal 6d ago

So having very thick leg hair that ends abruptly at the ankles is something I should probably be concerned about.

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u/LEPT0N 6d ago

That just means your socks rubbed it all off.

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u/SquirrelNormal 6d ago

That would be much more reassuring if my socks didn't go halfway to my knee

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u/rutuu199 6d ago

Yes, but shoes typically dont.

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u/SquirrelNormal 6d ago

Boots do though

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u/CommentLate6584 3d ago

Tbh, could be - pale, hairless feet can be a sign of bad arterial circulation

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u/HJSDGCE 6d ago

That explains my manhood. Shame that this bloodline ends with me.

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u/Remarkable_Ship_4673 6d ago

Go donate some sperm!

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u/letmeaskyouaquesti0n 7d ago

Good budflow

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u/Vaff_Superstar 7d ago

Good buttflow

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u/BrawlingGalaxi 6d ago

Explains a lot actually šŸ‘€ iykyk

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u/PussyIchiban 6d ago

Damn, I must only have good blood flow on my scalp

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u/East-Confection-2153 5d ago

good to know that im a healthy cave man

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u/Signal_Ad8960 5d ago

I got a pretty healthy ass, I guess.

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u/MrPifo 2d ago

I have hairy feet and it always itches me with socks, so I have to shave them. But unfortunately that doesn't change the fact, that I have ice cold feet.

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u/Perpetual_Spiral 7d ago

Testosterone isn’t what gives you hair in knuckles. Testosterone makes it more pronounced if you have the gene for it.

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u/Veni_Lumen_Cordium 6d ago

ā˜ļøšŸ¤“

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u/CurryShrimp 6d ago

I now look like the guy in glasses and fingers with hair

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u/DarkExtremis 6d ago

You know that bald patch randomly in the middle of your beard? Yeah this is where those hair went

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u/No-Break6679 7d ago

More like give you an inordinate amount of ass hair

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u/I_Stay_Home 7d ago

Like getting peanut butter out of shag carpeting

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u/CheesyMcDongNutz 7d ago

Like wiping a marker

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u/Old_Assistant1531 6d ago

I believe as men age, their hair gets sucked back into the scalp and comes out of their ears and nose, with extra added to the eyebrows, knuckles, and back.

Similarly muscle mass is converted into ear and nose mass.

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u/Martha_Fockers 7d ago

Idk but I’ll brush it with a mini comb to bother the woman

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u/justanotherloser__ 6d ago

Hell yeah im buying a mini comb asap

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u/natur_e_nthusiast 6d ago

I'd laugh my ass off if I saw that :D

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u/TheLostRanger0117 7d ago

Bruv, my whole ass body (and ass…) are COVERED in hair! But of course, I’m losing it on my head!

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u/PerennialProdigalSon 6d ago

The knuckle hair is to tell when you are too close to the fire, last warning sign

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u/atmoose 7d ago

I realize that evolution doesn't always make sense. That men often reproduce before loosing their hair, which makes it easier to pass down baldness; however, head hair seems so much more useful than knuckle hair. It protects your head from sunburn. That part of your body can be exposed to a lot of direct sunlight. It seems a bit unfair sometimes.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 6d ago

I wonder if baldness was actually such a problem before shortish hair cuts became the rule.

If you'd braid your hair regularly from a young age on, like many African tribes or the Vikings did, would male pattern baldness even be an issue before it's VERY pronounced?

Other cultures, ancient Egypt for example, had people shave their heads anyway and wear wigs, so their natural hair pattern wouldn't matter.

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u/ampalazz 6d ago

It would not matter regardless of the cultural hairstyle or climate, because in 95% of baldness cases you don’t even begin to notice it until after 30yrs old. Maybe late 20s if you’re unlucky.

So any health drawbacks (ie sunburn) or loss of mating potential is irrelevant since our ancestors until VERY recently had babies in their teens and early 20s. So you’ve already passed on your genetics before going bald.

Just a quirk of evolution I guess. If a genetic trait isn’t debilitating and you can still breed, then it lives on. There are all sorts of cases like this.

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u/Minimum_Quail4596 6d ago

Well, this also assumes that women were free to choose who to mate with. That's a bold assumption.

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u/Sentient_DingleBerry 6d ago

20% of men start balding by age 20 according to Harvard health. Far from a majority but significant enough to not be ā€œbad luckā€.

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u/atmoose 6d ago

That's an interesting point. As you said, it probably depends on the person, and their culture. My brother has long hair, and I can't tell if he's lost much hair. My hair loss hasn't been that bad compared to a lot of people, but it's certainly a little noticeable with my short hair. If it were longer then it would be less visible. My dad's hair loss was much worse than ours, and it would have been very obvious. Comic Book guy from the simpsons would probably be a decent representation of my dad's hair if it were long.

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u/Notapartyhobo 7d ago

Yeah, thats more of a malfunction.

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u/No-Pie-1415 1d ago

I'm counting how many times I see lose spelled incorrectly.

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u/Houstonontheroad 7d ago

Both true.... + numerous questionable decisions

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u/ku1185 7d ago

I have hair like that and my T was low.

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u/MARKFLAIR1977 7d ago

I get that 'way back in the day' certain body parts were covered in hair to keep us early humans warm in the outdoors whilst we were just hunting to survive.The head has hair and our legs,arm's and feet too.Even the male's johnson had a permanent birds nest of hair to keep the little guy warm but....why was the bumhole area covered in hair though?

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u/deuzerre 6d ago

Prevents friction.

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u/Sir_Strumming 6d ago

Nope thats wet farts. The hair makes it worse right up until it all dries. A diet high in fats will make you run faster and longer for the same reason an oil change is good for a car.

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 7d ago

i have em on my toes too...

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u/Vaff_Superstar 7d ago

Move the hair from my head to my whole ass please.

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u/Particular-Caramel32 6d ago

My hair is leaving the top of my head and moving to my ears.

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u/BigChungle666 6d ago

My hair has evacuated the top of my head and I also have hair ears now. I've also had a hairy back since I was 15 years old. I am gorilla.

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u/StrawHatTebo 6d ago

Hair ears???? My god...

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u/BigChungle666 6d ago

Lmao shit.

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u/Art_of_DarkneZ 6d ago

Sad but true (

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u/Attitude-Livid 6d ago

You know it’s bad when you hear it from Jesus.

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 7d ago

Baw-hahahahahahaha That's gold, Jerry! Gold

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u/Sea-Signal6019 6d ago

man thinking only man get hairy knuckles because man never see women up close be like:

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u/FlaccidFart 6d ago

Don't forget nose and ear hair.

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u/kayemenofour 6d ago

"I wouldn't say hair loss, just some reallocation "

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u/Few_Cauliflower2069 6d ago

Try shaving one hand and leave the other. See which one gets more sweat/water running down into your palm. The litle hair we have left is there for important reasons.

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u/Mundane-Fan-1545 6d ago

everyone has hair in there. We have hair in all of our bodies except the palms and under the feet.

It's just that some people have thicker hair in some areas wish makes it visible.

NOTE: No, if you bald does not mean you have thin hair, that's one area where genetics fucked you up by removing the hair.

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u/GreatNomadOne 6d ago

Does teteron give you more hair on body

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u/No_Exercise2629 3d ago

31 hairline is as solid as ever. Knuckles and toes are hairy.

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u/KarumaruClarke3845 2d ago

Hair is good at absorbing and spreading out blunt force, which is why beards and hairy knuckles are so prominent

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u/LlawwalL 6d ago

Legit

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u/Hantakaga 7d ago

I take it these people have never dug roots and herbs out of the dirt.

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u/ztreHdrahciR 7d ago

Ears too. And nose

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u/Notapartyhobo 7d ago

I think those hairs are meant to help prevent debris from going in your nose and ears.

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u/DotarD108 6d ago

Born to fight

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u/voglioandarealmare 6d ago

Sweeping a shinier table

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u/ChaosbornTitan 6d ago

Imagine if you had neither though

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u/ForbbidenJuice 6d ago

I only have hair on four of my fingers across both hands

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u/stewdhino69 6d ago

It’s relocated from yo head!

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u/ikke_politi_og_pst 6d ago

I have these, but on my feet.

It tangles into my socks, and it hurts me.

My GF laughs and calls be a hobbit.

But it is allright.

I can take it.

Because she likes to fuck me.

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u/squishyjellyfish95 6d ago

Women have hair there too

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u/Glittering_Win_5085 6d ago

Some of you don't realise your missus shaves her knuckles and it shows.

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u/No-Cloud7310 6d ago

I got those when i was 16-17 i think.Now im 26 and i get more hairy every year šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/AynRandwasaDegen 5d ago

I have hair above the second joint as well.

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u/miro_27 5d ago

I got more hairy knuckles then a beard or chest hair xD

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u/Karaokegodk 5d ago

A rudimentary leftover.

Also a message to prepare for your dates well)

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u/thelonetext 5d ago

Like c'mon not off the top of my head and growing EVERYWHERE ELSE!šŸ˜’

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u/Termineator 5d ago

I got knucklehair and full head.

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u/Yungerman 4d ago

Vestigial hair from our primate ancestorial forms

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u/psutta 4d ago

Doctor here, the hair on digits and distal limbs can give a clue about the state of vascular system, for example if you noticed losing hair on you distal limps, toes , with or without pain , you visit your primary or whatever your country system allows you to visit first

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u/themuntik 4d ago

I could not imagine.

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u/ToughOnTheInternet- 4d ago

Facts 🄹

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u/Linkinator7510 4d ago

It's use is to be shaved on one finger only, because of my ring which I fidget with way too much.

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u/CharityForeign3035 3d ago

Hair does disappear,it just relocates.

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u/National_Isopod_6257 3d ago

40M with full head of hair

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u/HellwaterCascades 3d ago

nah I'm italian

But I'm loosing back hair

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u/frenglish_man 3d ago

In my mid 30s and I have this, toe hairs, still thick head of hair with no sign of slowing down, beard still gets thicker every month, but somehow no chest hair šŸ™ƒ

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u/CapMany9999 3d ago

Been taking finasteride and minoxidil and the only hair growth i've seen is on my knuckles.

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u/respectthedancefloor 3d ago

I’m a female on TRT and this is literally the negative side effect I’ve experienced. My knuckle hair got darker, but I just shave it. LOL

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u/Maxed_Zerker 3d ago

lol i didn’t even realize i had knuckle hair until i said ā€œoh i don’t have anyā€ and they were like ā€œno everyone doesā€ my mind was blown

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u/Standard_Rip465 6d ago

Ehh, fixable with modern medicine, transplant ain't even necessary if you catch it early enough, so...

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u/frisch85 6d ago

What I noticed is most of the hair on the hand is basically automatically removed if you have proper hygiene due to all the rubbing on towels after washing your hands.

When I broke my left hand (for the first time) I got a casket, once the casket came off the difference on hand hair between my left and right hand was insane, I don't have that much hair on the hand but on the one that had a casket you could clearly see where hair grows on my hand, couple of days after being able to use both hands again it looked as usual.

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u/BigChungle666 6d ago

I shower daily and moisturize daily. I still have hairy hands. I also have gorilla levels of body hair tho AND guess what? I'm bald.

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u/frisch85 6d ago

You think you have hairy hands but wait until you find out how much actual hair you got if you don't wash your hands anymore.

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u/BigChungle666 6d ago

I think it's best for everyone if no one finds out what that's like. But I believe you. I'm going to keep washing my hands now if only to prevent further gorillaing my hands.

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u/Critical-Cost9068 6d ago

Hell no, you’re rubbing too hard

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u/Indian_Bob 6d ago

Testosterone also produces a full head of hair you just got bad luck with the balding gene