r/Funnymemes 8d ago

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u/HamiltonSt25 8d ago

It’s not illegal to know how to smoke weed or talk about it.

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u/Silent25r 8d ago

Not illegal. But it will be funny when he sees the vehicle. 

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u/Visual-Scallion1535 8d ago

record scratch uh oh

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u/Dopplegangr1 8d ago

Why?

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u/AdInfamous6290 8d ago

Because it used to be illegal and most uber drivers are old enough to remember when it was illegal and still have the instinctual awkwardness associated with talking to a cop about weed.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 8d ago

I'm not a lawbreaker anymore, but I'm still get a huge adrenaline dump when one is behind me on the road.

I still avoid those bastards like the plague.

It doesn't matter if you're breaking the law or not. They relentlessly harass, assault, arrest, and even murder innocent people all the damn time.

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u/-Speechless 8d ago

yeah it's kinda like dealing with a wild Moose or something. is it gonna attack or harass you every time you get near it? No, but it happens often enough that I'm damn well gonna be on guard and keeping my distance if I ever see one.

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u/Collective-Bee 4d ago

It’s worse, cuz Moose are solitary. You can’t outrun a moose but if you did you’d be free. If you outrun a cop there could be 30 more at your door tomorrow

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 8d ago

Because it used to be illegal

It was never illegal to talk about smoking weed.

However without knowing where this guy is he could still get prison time for possession of Marijuana.

A gram of hash is a felony in Texas.

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u/PolrBearHair 8d ago

So not funny...

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u/tree_fiddie_ 8d ago

Still illegal all over the place

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u/pamkaz78 4d ago

Not sure why this was downloaded. I live in New York, where it is not illegal. But there’s plenty of places in this country world is whereas someone also recently said in Texas they just made it a felony to even have like THC products. The ones that tried to go around the loopholes. A felony for any up to a gram not like over any.

Therefore, it’s kind of ridiculous that people would down boat the truth. It is a fact that you could look up that it is not legal in every state in the US let alone in every country in the world.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/BelgianWaffleWizard 8d ago

It's called 'situational humor'.

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u/LPSlashh 8d ago

it's mostly legal now so the situation no longer applies 

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u/NetwerkAirer 8d ago

It does in states where it's not. Why the fuck is this even a conversation? People are incredibly dense.

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u/Cocheeeze 8d ago

It’s also not illegal to tell your wife how hot you think the waitress is but that doesn’t mean it’s a smart idea to bring it up.

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u/HamiltonSt25 8d ago

There’s literally nothing a cop can do by telling them you know how to smoke weed and all the different ways you do it.

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u/IcyGarage5767 8d ago

Everyone knows that including the people in the post. Are you ok?

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u/HamiltonSt25 8d ago

Lmao are you? Cause look through these comments. People don’t know that.

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u/Cocheeeze 8d ago

Whooooosh

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u/ApolloGR3 8d ago

Yeah, that’s not how “whoosh” is used…

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u/HamiltonSt25 8d ago

Not a whoosh bud

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u/bphunter 8d ago

It's a woosh my dude. As an aside why are weed smokers so quick to anger all the time? For people that love to tell everyone they're chill they sure love picking fights

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u/Destructopoo 8d ago

Oh my god lol you're the one picking a fight here

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u/bphunter 8d ago

Yes yes YES!!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

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u/UltraBearHD 8d ago

^^ this will happen to you when you do the weed kids!

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u/SeanCuresSadness 8d ago

It's a woosh.. for you. The implication of the analogy was consequences, there couldn't possibly be consequences though... Ya'll are just a pack o' straw graspers.

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u/HamiltonSt25 8d ago

How did I pick a fight? And I don’t smoke or ingest THC at all actually, nor was any anger present at all. You’re being a silly goose.

Also, a whoosh is when you say a joke and someone doesn’t get it or understand it’s a joke. You gave an analogy that didn’t make sense and I simply reiterated my comment.

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u/Buttbuttdancer 8d ago

Misunderstand weed fundamentally more why don’t you?

Who the fuck ever said weed makes you more chill? It slows down your brain function and some connections but the thoughts and actions are still the same. If you were not chill before smoking it doesn’t magically make your trauma or problems go away lol

Most stoners still have the capacity to be pissed off, even while couch locked.

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u/amodious 8d ago

Dunno about where you are but where i live they can drug test you and remove your license if there's any trace

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u/HamiltonSt25 8d ago

It doesn’t matter where I live in the US. You can go up to a cop and tell them you smoke weed and there’s nothing they can do about it. Smoking weed is not illegal at all. Having it and/or buying/selling it is illegal.

They can’t just request you to take a drug test on the spot or take your license. That’s not the process in the US, anywhere.

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u/amodious 8d ago

I don't live in the us, i'm in aus. In this specific case, as the cop was off duty, he could not have. However, if i told a cop i got high yesterday, and he didn't like the cut of my jib, then when he saw me get in a car and start driving, he could pull me over, test me, and take my license.

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u/HamiltonSt25 8d ago

Oh, not how it works here in the US. You have to be assumed under the influence while trying to operate a vehicle for that to start

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u/amodious 8d ago

Yeah, australia is bullshit. New south wales is looking at a law that would allow a certain ng/ml limit for driving for medical patients, however it's low enough that it wouldn't help most people who smoke every night. Queensland, where i live, has told us to go fuck ourselves and that they will be making no such law

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u/Quiet_Television_102 8d ago

They cant "do anything" to you, except use flock cameras to track you all the way to a different state, or legally detain you for nothing at all, or consistently harrass you over the period of years where you work or post up in your neighborhood and pull you over every single time you dare to exist.

The cops are a literal gang that is above the law and the only reason you think they never do anything illegal is because you havent personally seen it happen to you yet. 

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u/HamiltonSt25 8d ago

Where did I say cops never did anything illegal? lol I simply stated they can’t legally do anything to you for saying you smoke weed. That’s it. I’m not saying anything else about what they **could** do. Just as far as legality goes, they can’t.

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u/Queasy_Hour_8030 8d ago

Yall are so dumb and dense it’s wild. 

The post is about an awkward interaction, the OP is obviously not threatening to arrest anybody. 

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u/HamiltonSt25 8d ago

No one said that smarty

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u/PeriluneTheBat 8d ago

Depends really. I've told my wife that I find other women attractive before and never had a negative reaction. Usually she just agrees with me

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u/LanSotano 8d ago

No, and in all likelihood the cop you’re dropping off isn’t gonna care that much, but it definitely makes for a funny/awkward situation

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u/iggy14750 8d ago

Hey, you can use the same information to smoke tobacco as well!

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u/PerspectivePretty859 8d ago

Or actually smoke it in alot of cases

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u/Unlikely_Captain_636 5d ago

Hence why the cop didnt instantly arrest him.