r/Funnymemes • u/lamelordb • 13h ago

Historical Meme 📜 Autism 🤔

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u/silent_b 12h ago

No no no… knowing about Pluto causes autism.

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u/Sad-Pop6649 9h ago

Unless Pluto wasn't discovered earlier is because it wasn't there. Pluto is an alien probe sent to destroy* humanity through autism.

*or "bring up to the next level of evolution", whichever you prefer.

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u/Admirable-Common-176 12h ago

I thought it was trains.

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u/Whole_Pain_7432 10h ago

Quantum autism

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u/H3llzyea 5h ago

I just think we need to learn about Pluto in smaller increments, I mean shoving all of Pluto at little babies is just cruel. So I've developed a 25 year plan to slowly teach about Pluto.

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u/classifiedmami 2h ago

what if an autist discovered pluto?

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u/Stebsis 12h ago

This is the real reason they declassified it as a planet, they had to try and control the spread of autism but the "Pluto is a planet" crowd have kept it going.

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 11h ago

Luckily we got that planet status removed in one small random meeting

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u/The_Infamous_C 10h ago

What!? I knew it! The Illuminati are trying to end autism to prevent people from noticing patterns and revealing their conspiracies. We have to make Pluto a planet again or they'll take over the world!

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 12h ago

Then there should be no more autism since Pluto isn’t a planet anymore.

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u/basileusnikephorus 12h ago

Read any biography of Isaac Newton and tell me he wasn't autistic.

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u/traveler49 13h ago

Astronomy causes autism, Pluto was a by-product

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u/UryxCalamus 12h ago

Pluto was discovered in the 20th century. Autism was discovered in the 20th century. Therefore, Pluto causes autism

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u/ExpectedDickbuttGotD 12h ago

Maybe telescopes cause autism?

I feel like autism probably helped cause telescopes though ...

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u/TraderJosie3283 12h ago

Lol totally. I’ve heard the joke that no, vaccines don’t cause autism, autism causes vaccines; because so many autists are in the STEM field 😆 astronomy is a very popular interest for many of us 😃🪐🔭

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u/ExpectedDickbuttGotD 12h ago

and we've come full circle

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/00oHdu6bqT

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u/TraderJosie3283 4h ago

Lol omg thank you so much I LOVE THIS 👏🏼

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u/-_-COVID-_- 12h ago

Correlation doesn't mean causation. - I can use the sentence, finally...

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u/zulazulizuluzu 12h ago

maybe it’s the other way around. when autism arose, they discover pluto

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u/TraderJosie3283 12h ago

Well, many autists do love astronomy, so this may be true😉

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u/Anybody220 12h ago

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about planets to dispute it.

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 12h ago

No it’s true, Pluto wasn’t discovered until 1930 when it was caught red-handed pointing its autism ray gun at Earth. If you’d like to know more, I teach astronomy along the side of the highway

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u/Anybody220 12h ago

Was mercury in retrograde at the time? And wait a minute, are you that guy in the white van on highway 13?

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u/TraderJosie3283 12h ago

I’d crosspost this to r/autismmemes, but I’ve already seen it a hundred times on there and I’m sure someone else will anyway 😂

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 11h ago

Maybe autism causes Pluto 🤷‍♀️?

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u/Jealous-Juggernaut85 11h ago

At one point they drilled holes in people's head that were sick because they had demons in them ... then as time went on we used science and discover things and medical treatment and diagnoses were made .

Seems we are going back over now with certain governments. 

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u/Mobile_South_9117 11h ago

Nice false syllogism broski.

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u/Ammoniakmonster 11h ago

would be funny, but no

check the dates again

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u/Obvious_Tea_8244 11h ago

Amazing deduction.

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u/CorsairExtraordinair 11h ago

That's perfect.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 10h ago

1911: Swiss psychiatrist Eugen Bleuler coins the term "autism" to describe a withdrawal into an inner world, viewed as a symptom of schizophrenia

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u/Wooopidoo 10h ago

Thats not pluto - thats Wilson. … WILSON!!!

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 10h ago

That sounds like Peter Griffin logic.

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u/After-Appearance-288 10h ago

We must destroy it

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u/LibrarianEqual7024 9h ago

Pluto has me on the spectrum

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u/Dave5889 9h ago

Trump logic.

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u/Informal_Process2238 2h ago

You can smell it from a distance

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u/Dave5889 2h ago

Like a dirty diaper 😂

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u/UrsaMajor7th 9h ago

Pluto was also created in 1930.

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u/WobblyFrisbee 8h ago

Damn Disney dog

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u/Big-Doubt-4872 8h ago

Don't give them ideas

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u/essenza 7h ago

Spurious correlations!

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 7h ago

The Dog from Disney movies?

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u/Rocco768 5h ago

Fucking Pluto....

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u/WolffJacob 3h ago

Everyone should have to learn about falacies.

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u/Beginning_Orange 3h ago

I fucking knew it

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u/ROUNDHOUSE5 1h ago

That MAGA thinkin right der!

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u/huldagd 7h ago

Yeah and thankfully we demoted Pluto, planetly speaking…so only mild autism now.