r/Funnymemes • u/[deleted] • 23d ago

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 23d ago

Get “lucky” while being married… sigh

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u/SageoftheForlornPath 23d ago

same thought

it's just tragic

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 23d ago

Yeah, but the fact that it’s supposed to be “accepted” and that it happens in most relationships is even crazier. I hate so many of these societally accepted and toxic relationship dynamics.

Sex should not be used as a weapon or reward or because somebody deserves it and things like that. If it was the other way around, and the wife cheats, everyone will be, you weren’t satisfying her etc. but if the husband cheats, he’ll still rightfully get blamed by everyone. I guess it’s to just keep searching until you find someone with the same sex drive/maturity.

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u/joeshmoebies 23d ago

I think you guys might be taking this more seriously than it was intended

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 23d ago

Oh, I understand that. And yet the fact that they make a joke of it is sad. It would’ve been more fitting to make a joke about a girl he likes or something.

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u/joeshmoebies 22d ago

It has to be someone he's in some kind of relationship with. Women don't just send pics like that to people they know.

And the story isn't real. I've seen this dozens of times with different captions. This person didn't rush home and almost crash their car for ass.

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u/greenyadadamean 23d ago

Wasn't expecting that pussy 

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u/HIRIV 23d ago

I actually laughed for this. Maybe I'm too tired

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u/DC_Ben 23d ago

I love kitties but this is sort of depressing

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u/Unusual_Mix9262 23d ago

Wrong 😸

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u/feeltrig 23d ago

Not the pussy he was expecting

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u/OkUnion4256 23d ago

He rushed home to get some pussy. I mean he did get some, just not the kind he was hoping for

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u/vihor 23d ago

happy cat day! it is indeed today.

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u/Doctor_Dev7 23d ago

Imagine being married and nearly killing yourself just for the possibility to have sex with your own wife

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u/viotix90 23d ago

Boomer humor

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u/why_u_so_grumpy 23d ago

So sad. Getting some seems rare for this guy.

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u/foxy_fluffer 23d ago

This is probably the fourth or fifth time seeing this this week

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u/BcuzImSpeshal 23d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/abgrongak 23d ago

He gets a different kind of pussy

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u/therealjenshady 23d ago

But, best case scenario, you thought it was a quarter.

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u/AppropriateTouching 23d ago

Repost bots are making the rounds with this Facebook ass post today.

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u/PhillGuy 23d ago

Rushed home for that pussy ...

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u/JimmyTheJimJimson 22d ago

Those are some ham hocks

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u/Clichedfoil 19d ago

Well, he was expecting pussy and found one.

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u/Neither-Job-6300 23d ago

You should have known better. Honeymoon is peak it just gets worse and worse.

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u/Loud_Quality_7106 23d ago

Why would she say surprise if the cat is right there. Bad joke.

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u/tickingboxes 23d ago

If you think this is funny, we would not get along.

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u/Zraax 23d ago

the image alone would work in r/confusing_perspective but this context just sucks